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Have you seen the music video? It sucks even more than the song.I think so. Abducted by aliens or some tripe, right? They used to play music videos in the cafeteria at lunchtime and I'm sure I suffered through it several times.
I blame drugs.
Kids, stay off drugs. School Staff, you stay off drugs too.
No, it's something else. I can't quite put my feather on it...Porpoises smelly funny.Somewhat fishy, perhaps?
(I know they aren't a fish)
YAAR, like BOOTY!?!?
Narp.
YAAR, mayhaps it smells like the bilge.
Narp. That's not it either. Hmmm.
YAAR, I know. Ye be smellin' yer future. Cut up, soaked in buttermilk, dusted with flour, and pan fried to a delicious crispy golden-brown. Served with mashed potatoes and gravy, and green beans with onion and bacon.
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Narp. That's not it either. Hmmm.YAAR, I know. Ye be smellin' yer future. Cut up, soaked in buttermilk, dusted with flour, and pan fried to a delicious crispy golden-brown. Served with mashed potatoes and gravy, and green beans with onion and bacon.
No, that's not it either. My future smells like carrot cake.
No, that's not it either. My future smells like carrot cake.
YAAR, that be not how I see it. Yummm...southern-fried Studpuffin.
BACON!! Did someone say BACON?????
No, you are hallucinating. Now take your medicine and go back to bed.
How did you know it is my bed time??
I don't need that medicine any more!! The doctor says I have Schizto, Skitzopren, shizsofreni,,,,,Multiple Personalities, I told him he's got the wrong guy!
How did you know it is my bed time??Because (deep breath out) DJ-Bogie (deep breath in) I am your FATHER!
I don't think so, my father is a 91 year old barber and it has already been stated multiple times that you are 42. For that matter, I am old enough to be your father!
And I am still winning!
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Methinks thou doth protest too much.
true ... besides 42 ain't all that bad. Still have 8 years before your next potential freak out birthday. The only birthdays one could legitimately freak out about at evenly divisible into a century
Too young to notice
1 ('OMG I survived!' ... 1/100 of a century)
2 ('No! I don't wanna birthday!' ... 1/50 of a century)
4 ('Cool! Presents!' ... 1/25 of a century)
5 ('Cool! More presents! ... 1/20 of a century)
the grey birthdays
10 (either 'so 10 goes into 100 ten times ... I'm 1/10 of a century old!!' or 'Cool! Big kid presents!' depending on your math skills at this point in life ... or maybe both)
20 (either 'crap! I'm 1/5 of a century old!' or 'crap! Still one more year before I can drink!' ... or maybe both)
stress time
25 ('Cool! Presents!' ... 1/4 of a century old)
50 ('No! I don't wanna birthday!' ... 1/2 of a century old)
100 ('OMG I survived!' ... 1 century old)
After that 1 century mark, it's all a cake walk.
After that 1 century mark, it's all a cake walk.
My cakes tend to roll and then go *plop*. Maybe not in that order however.
Oh, and you are 42.
My cakes tend to roll and then go *plop*.And how would a cake go *plop* and then roll? wouldn't the *plop* create a flat edge to even the most spherical of cakes?
You don't know how hard her cakes are.
oh. Cake. I thought you meant Bomb.
Each of us makes plans and has expectation about the path his or her
life will follow. However, experience teaches that plans will not
unfold with certainty and sometimes expectations will not be realized.
In other situations, fortuitous circumstances interfere.
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Each of us makes plans and has expectation about the path his or her
life will follow. However, experience teaches that plans will not
unfold with certainty and sometimes expectations will not be realized.In other situations, fortuitous circumstances interfere.
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I M Weasel believes gran rey de los mono when he says he isn't 42.