Last one to post wins

[Quiche Lisp]

Pshaw ! Non-gnomish lifeforms nonsense !

I win ! I will not be denied by inter-galactic bullying... though I won't regret the duck !

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Squalf!

*trips over own beak*

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Such nonsense.

[lucky7]

Which is why I should win!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I'm afraid, for the sake of the universe, I cannot let you.

[VRMH]

#winning

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

#thingsnottosaywhenyourelosing

[Quiche Lisp]

Bam !

I win !

O sweet long-delayed victory.

I'm speechless now.

[lucky7]

Despite the sake of the universe being against me, I win.

[Old Doc Flumph]

Not the universe, just every one in the universe.

[lucky7]

I though you meant the sake.

[VRMH]

Now that I won... what did I win, precisely?

[Gruumash .]

While you sit there getting drunk on Sake, I will win yet again cause it seems like you can't hold your liquor.

[Charles Scholz]

Once again, the win belongs to me.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

You make an excellent presenter of wins, Charles. I'll take that now and relieve you of that awesome burden.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

meh. not a burden really.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Only for the loser.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ezakly

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Huh?

[Gruumash .]

Spanky thank you for the distraction. Once again champion.

[Charles Scholz]

For less than a hour.

[Gruumash .]

well but yet here I am again winning for longer than you.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Time's up.

[Quiche Lisp]

Time to step down, birdie ! I'm a winner.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

We meet again, my gnomish adversary!

[lucky7]

*Burning Gaze*

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

*summon a witch*

[lucky7]

*summons horrified looks*

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I worry about you.

*counterattack*

[lucky7]

Nice as that is, (same with the song) I msut rebuff

Reckless Abandon

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Thus I inflict misery darkly.

[lucky7]

I was noce asked if I found these women attractive. They are now all old enough to be my mother.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Is this woman attractive?

[lucky7]

Scary, actually.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I can do scarier.

[lucky7]

So can I.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Now for a change of pace. (Mildly NSFW)

[lucky7]

I think I'll stop linkifying now.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

lol. I win!

[lucky7]

Says you. Now I'm back in the game!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I'll put your right back out.

[lucky7]

Woof! Woof! Woof woof!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Just a reminder.

[lucky7]

Well< I win regardless>

[Captain Spalding]

Not in this or any other lifetime.

[Elizabeth Brasell]

I have a great many who can do this for me. Tee hee.

[Signore di Fortuna]

How awful.

[lucky7]

This is war.

[Quiche Lisp]

I won't link. My image and composure should be sufficient to cow my many threadversaries !

I was born to win this thread !

So: I win !

[lucky7]

You can't touch my win!