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Well excuse me, but I think you've got my chair,
No that one's not taken, I don't mind if you sit here,
I'll be glad to share.
Yea it's usually, packed here on Friday nights,
Oh if you don't mind could I talk you out of a light?
Well thank you, could I drink you a buy?
Oh listen to me, what I mean is can I buy you a drink?
Anything you please.
Oh you're welcome, well I don't think I caught your name,
Are you waiting for someone to meet you here?
Well that makes two of us, glad you came.
No I don't know the name of the band but they're good,
Aren't they, would you like to dance?
Yea I like this song too, it reminds me of you and me baby
Do you think there's a chance?
That later on, I could drive you home?
No I don't mind at all,
Oh I like you too and to tell you the truth
That wasn't my chair after all.
Oh I like you too and to tell you the truth
That wasn't my chair after all.
There's a farm called Misery but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one
That's always lots of fun (ha ha!)
And this farm's name is Jollity, believe me, folks, it's great
'Cause everything sings out to us as we go through the gate
All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
The cats miaow, the dogs bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
All the little birds go tweet tweet tweet
The lambs all bleat and shake their feet
Everything's a perfect treat
Down on Jollity Farm
Regular as habit, the cocks begin to crow
And the old buck rabbit cries
Vo do de oh.
All the little pigeons bill and coo
The cows all moo, the bull does too
Everyone says 'How d'you do?'
Down on Jollity Farm!
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It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my neighbor?
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!
Here we go! It's the lean, green, ninja team
On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things
So extreme, out the sewers like laser beams
Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings
Can't stop these radical dudes
The secret of the ooze made the chosen few
Emerge from the shadows to make their move
The good guys win and the bad guys lose
Leonardo's the leader in blue,
Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through
Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines
Raphael has the most attitude on the team
Michelangelo, he's one of a kind,
And you know just where to find him when it's party time
Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need
To be one lean, mean, green incredible team
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!
Bugga wassa baggad gadddag aaaaaaaaaa abba abba time bomb
The soldier wears a busby
The farmer wears a smock
The doctor wears a topper
The slapper just wears socks
It doesn't really matter
If you stay spick & span
It's not the hat & coat, I say, it's trousers make the man
With a yo ho ho and I fear no foe
In my bell bottom trousers
I'm a sailor bold and I can't catch cold
In my bell bottom trousers
In every port in which I call
My manly figure makes girls fall
But the thing that really gets them all
Is my bell bottom trousers
With a yo ho ho and I fear no foe
In my bell bottom trousers
I'm a sailor bold and I can't catch cold
In my bell bottom trousers
I went on holiday in Kent
I could not find a room to rent
So I made myself a little tent
From my bell bottom trousers.
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Relax...Take it easy...
You see the world through your cynical eyes
You're a troubled young man I can tell
You've got it all in the palm of your hand
But your hand's wet with sweat and your head needs a rest
And you're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it
Why must you be such an angry young man
When your future looks quite bright to me
How can there be such a sinister plan
That could hide such a lamb, such a caring young man
You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it
Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it
Come on, let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it
You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're killing yourself if you don't believe it
Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it
Come on, let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it.
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A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air,
The monkey thought that everything
was on the square.
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey
off his back,
The monkey grabbed his neck and said,
"Now listen, Jack..."
Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Ain't no use in divin',
What's the use in jivin'?
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
The buzzard told the monkey,
You are chokin' me.
Release your hold and I'll set you free.
The monkey looked the buzzard right
dead in the eye and said,
Your story's so touching, but it sounds
just like a lie.
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Ain't no use in divin'
Ain't no good in jivin'
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow - your - top.
Fly right!
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Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This – our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat 'till the neighbours gonna die of fright
In this town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes with spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
In this town, we call home,
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner then, hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting and it'll pounce
And how you'll scream!
This is Halloween; red and black; and slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine!
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Halloween
I am the clown with the tear – away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the 'who' when you call "who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow in the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween,
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin!
This is Halloween, and everybody scream
Won't you please make way for a very special guy?
Skeleton Jack is king of the pumpkin patch,
Everyone hail to the pumpkin king
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
In this town, we call home
Everyone hails to the pumpkin song
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Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
(*whip* sound) AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better (*ding* sound)
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the kneecap
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
(*thwack* sound) AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie rights
And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener
And when he finally came to
He found that Little Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
(There were, there is)
(There were, there is)
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An old cowboy went ridin out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw
Plowin through the ragged skies and up a cloudy draw
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders comin hard and he heard their mournful cries
Yippie i ohhh ohh ohh
Yippie i aye ye ye
Ghost riders in the sky
Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred
Their shirts all soaked with sweat
He's ridin hard to catch that herd
But he aint caught em yet
Cause they got to ride forever in that range up in the sky
On horses snortin fire as they ride on hear their cries
As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
'if you wanna save your soul from hell a-ridin on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Tryin to catch the devil's herd across these endless skies
Yippie i ohhh oh oh
Yippie i aye ye ye
Ghost riders in the sky
Ghost riders in the sky
Ghost riders in the sky
'Twas down by the glenside, I met an old woman
A-plucking young nettles, she ne’er saw me coming
I listened a while to the song she was humming
Glory O, Glory O, to the bold Fenian men
'Tis fifty long years since I saw the moon beaming
On strong manly forms, on eyes with hope gleaming
I see them again, sure, in all my sad dreaming
Glory O, Glory O, to the bold Fenian men.
When I was a young girl, their marching and drilling
Awoke in the glenside sounds awesome and thrilling
They loved dear old Ireland, to die they were willing
Glory O, Glory O, to the bold Fenian men.
Some died by the glenside, some died near a stranger
And wise men have told us their cause was a failure
But they fought for old Ireland and never feared danger
Glory O, Glory O, to the bold Fenian men
I passed on my way, God be praised that I met her
Be life long or short, sure I'll never forget her
We may have brave men, but we'll never have better
Glory O, Glory O, to the bold Fenian men
Where be that Blackbird to? I know where he be,
He be up yon Wurzel tree, And I be after he!
Now I sees he, And he sees I,
Buggered if I don’t get ‘en
With a gurt big stick I’ll knock ‘im down
Blackbird I’ll ‘ave he!
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
‘Ow’s ‘E Father?
Alright!
WOODEN LEG!
WOODEN LEG!
WOODEN LEG!
I HAVE A WOODEN LEG!
WOODEN LEG!
Let me be your hog!
Let me be your hog, now!
I said, baby, baby, baby!
Baby, baby, baby, baby!
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby!!!
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
He came from Heaven, two stakes in his hands
To smoke the vampires and free the land
Come now and join him, all ye strong and bold
We’ll fight together like the days of old
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
Behold his glory, come praise the light
That has delivered us from the endless night
Come sound the trumpets, prepare the feast
And make a joyful shout to he who's slain the beast
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight (tonight!)
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
Get laid tonight, tonight, tonight!
Be you young, old, weak, poor,
Come and join him now!
You are not alone!
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
He is the lord of light, and he commands you...
Get laid!
Tonight and every night!
Forever!
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
It’s all good, it’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes!
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes!
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose!
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes!
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Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They'll beat you, bash you,
Squish you, mash you
Chew you up for brunch
And finish you off for dinner or lunch!
They're marching down the halls
They're crawling up the walls
They're gooey, gushy, squishy, mushy
Rotten to the core
They're standing outside your door!
Remember Herman Farbage
While taking out his garbage
He turned around and he did see
Tomatoes hiding in his tree
Now he's just a memory!
I know I'm going to miss her
A tomato ate my sister
Sacramento fell today
They're marching into San Jose
Tomatoes are on their way!
The mayor is on vacation
The governor's fled the nation
The police have gone on strike today
The National Guard has run away
Tomatoes will have their day!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They'll beat you, bash you,
Squish you, mash you
Chew you up for brunch
And finish you off for dinner or lunch
Lunch, lunch
Dinner or lunch, lunch, lunch
Dinner or luuuuuunch
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Oh, Brünnehilde, You're so lovely,
Yes, I know it, I can't help it,
Oh, Brünnehilde, Be my love
Return, My love,
A longing burns deep inside me,
Return, My love,
I want you always beside me,
Love like ours must be,
Made for you and for me,
Return,
Won't you return,
My love?
For my love is yours
Jamie has made a vow, and keep it well if he may
That he will be in merry London on St. James' Day
'On St. James' Day at noon, in London I shall be
And all the lords in merry Scotland there shall ride with me'
Up spoke Queen Margaret, a tear was her eye,
'Leave off these wars, O noble king, and keep your fidelity
For the water is broad and wondrous wide, from the bottom up to the brim
Your brother Henry has men good enough in England, the day to win'
'Away, away, this silly fool, in prison let her lie,
For she is of the English blood and for these words she will die'
Then up spoke Lord Thomas, the Queen's chamberlain that day,
Saying 'If you kill Queen Margaret, Scotland will rue it all away'
Jamie, all in a rage, said 'Away, away, this silly moan
One shall be hanged and the other burned when I come marching home'
At Flodden Field the Scots came in, which made our Englishmen fain
At Bramston Green the battle was seen and there was Jamie slain.
And presently the Scots did fly, their cannons left behind
Their banners gay were all won away, our soldiers beat them blind
To tell it plain, 12,000 were slain and that's how the fight did stand
And many a prisoner took that day, the best in all Scotland
And they left many a fatherless child and many a widow poor
And many a Scottish gay lady sat weeping all in her bower
For Jack with a feather was wrapped all in leather, for his boasting was all in vain
For he answered the chance with a new Morris dance, but he never came home again
And Jamie has made a vow and keep it well if he may
That he would be in merry London on St. James' day.
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We sailed away
We walked 2 thousand miles
and then we slipped away
We looked so hard
But couldn't seem to find just what
the world was for
Now we know
Just what the journey's for
Looking out to the stars
Think about what you are
What do they think of you
Animals in their zoo
They haven't got the time
Landing's not on their minds
How do they have the nerve
We're animals in preserve
They watch us all
They're only making sure that we
don't trip and fall
Now they look so hard
But they can't tell us why they're
here and just what for
Because they don't know
Who opened up the door
How can we find out more
Who owns the keyless door
Where does the circle end
Who are the unwatched men
Where do we go from here
Faith is a fading fear
Life is a waiting room
I hope they don't call me soon
How much more do you really
think you know than a flower
does about who's behind the door!
Heart breaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Steamroller, midnight stroller
What they've been saying must be true
Red hot mama
Velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a b$!&!
Now you're messin' with a son of a b$*&@
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a b@$!&
Now you're messin' with a son of a b&!+%
Talkin' jivey, poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker, born faker
I ain't so blind I can't see
Red hot mama
Velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a b~*%*
Now you're messin' with a son of a b*+~~
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a b*+$~
Now you're messin' with a son of a b+@%$
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Singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain
Hitting on the moonshine, rocking in the grain
Got no time to pack my bags, my foots outside the door
I got a date, I can't be late, for the high hopes hailla ball.
Singing to an ocean, I can hear the ocean's roar
Play for free, I play for me and play a whole lot more, more!
Singing about the good things and the sun that lights the day
I used to sing on the mountains, has the ocean lost its way.
I don't know.
Sitting round singing songs 'til the night turns into day
Used to sing about the mountains but the mountains washed away
Now I'm singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart
She is only three years old and it's a real fine way to start.
Oh yeah!
It sure is fine!
Ah blow my mind!
Oh when the tears are goin' down!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Ooh so good!
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Grandpa
Tell me 'bout the good old days.
Sometimes it feels like
This world's gone crazy.
Grandpa, take me back to yesterday,
Where the line between right and wrong
Didn't seem so hazy.
Did lovers really fall in love to stay
Stand beside each other come what may
was a promise really something people kept,
Not just something they would say
Did families really bow their heads to pray
Did daddies really never go away
Whoa oh Grandpa,
Tell me 'bout the good old days.
Grandpa
Everything is changing fast.
We call it progress,
But I just don't know.
And Grandpa, let's wonder back into the past,
And paint me a picture of long ago.
Did lovers really fall in love to stay
Stand beside each other come what may
Was a promise really something people kept,
Not just something they would say and then forget
Did families really bow their heads to pray
Did daddies really never go away
Whoa oh Grandpa,
Tell me 'bout the good old days.
Whoa oh Grandpa,
Tell me 'bout the good ole days.
- Grandfather, tell me a story!
- Alright, go and get your storybook
- No, no, not one of those, a real story!
- A real story?
- Yes, tell me about when you were a boy.
- Well, then I shall have to take you back with me, a long way in time...
It was my thirteenth year on a cold winter's
day, as I walked through the enchanted forest,
I heard the sound of horses and men at arms,
I felt compelled to walk on and find the place
of these sounds, and when the forest did clear
I was standing on a hill. Before me, (there?)
was a great plain. Upon it, the armies of the
world, standing, waiting. I thought to myself,
for whom or for what are they waiting?
Suddenly a gust of wind came up from the north.
There appeared a lone rider, holding a sword
of steel. Then from the south came another,
bearing a battle ax. From the east came a third,
holding a spiked club. And finally, from the west,
a rider who wielded a great hammer of war.
With them came their soldiers of death, followed
by an army of immortals. They were few in number,
but the look in their eyes told all who beheld
them that they would leave this day only in
victory or death. And there was a great silence...
My heart began to pound, storm clouds filled
the sky with darkness, rain came, and the four
winds blew with such anger that I held fast to
a tree. I watched the four riders raise their
weapons into the air. Without warning, screaming
their war cry. They led the attack, down to
the battle they rode. They met the armies of
the world with a mighty clash! I could feel
the ground shake, the earth drank much blood
that day! Each of the four, was unto himself,
a whirlwind of doom!!!!!!!!!!
When the smoke did clear, many thousands
were dead. There was much blood and gore.
Their bodies lay broken and scattered across
the battlefield, like brown leaves blown by
the wind. And I saw the four ride together
to the top of the hill, while below them the
soldiers of death assembled, all those who
would now swear allegiance to them. And the
four spoke the words of the warriors prayer...
Gods of war I call You. My sword is by my side.
I seek a life of honor, free from all false pride.
I will crack the whip with a bold mighty hail.
Cover me with death if I should ever fail.
Glory, Majesty, Unity
Hail, Hail, Hail
And as I stood and looked on, I heard the
armies of the world hail them without end, and
their voices of victory carried long and far
throughout the land!
- Well that's it. Did you like the story?
- Yeah, it was great!
- Oh Good, I'm glad. Now off to bed with you.
- Grandfather?
- Yes?
- Who were those four men?
- Who were they? They were the Metal Kings!!!!!!
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I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me your highness
And a world screams, "kiss me, son of god"
I destroyed a bond of friendship and respect
Between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye
Now I laugh and make a fortune
Off the same ones that I tortured
And a world screams, "kiss me, son of god"
I look like Jesus, so they say
But Mr. Jesus is very far away
Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true
That you love me and I love me
I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me your highness
And a world screams, "kiss me, son of god"
Yes a world screams, "kiss me, son of god"
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Well me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley
Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley
And I kept rollin' them sevens, winnin' all them pots
My luck was so good I could do no wrong
I jest kept on rollin' and controllin' them bones
And finally they jest threw up their hands and said
"When you hot, you hot"
I said "Yeah?"
When you're hot, you're hot
And when you're not, you're not
Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again
When you're hot, you're hot
(La la la la la la la) (La la la la la)
(La la la la la la la, when you're hot, you're hot)
Well, now every time I rolled them dice I'd win
And I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again
When I heard somethin' behind me
I turned around and there was a big old cop
He said "Hello, boys" and then he gave us a grin 'n' said
"Look like I'm gonna hafta haul you all in
And keep all that money for evidence"
I said, "Well, son when you hot, you hot"
He said "Yeah"
When you're hot, you're hot
And when you're not, you're not
You can 'splain it all down at City Hall
I say, yeah, when you're hot, you're hot
You're hot
(La la la la la la la) (La la la la la)
(La la la la la la la, when you're hot, you're hot)
Well, when he took us inta court I couldn't believe my eyes
The judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized
I said "Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal"
"I'll pay ya that hundred I owe ya if you'll get me outta this spot"
So he gave my friends a little fine to pay
He turned around and grinned at me and said
"Ninety days, Jerry, when you hot, you hot"
'N' I said "Thanks a lot"
When you're hot, you're hot
And when you're not, you're not
He let my friends go free and throwed the book at me
He said "Well, when you're hot, you're hot"
I said, "Well I'll tell ya one thing judge, old buddy, old pal
If you wasn't wearin' that black robe I'd take out in back of this courthouse
And I'd try a little bit of your honor on
You understand that, you hillbilly?
Who gonna collect my welfare?"
(When you're hot, you're hot)
"Pay for my Cadillac?
Whadda you mean 'contempt of court'?"
(When you're hot, you're hot)
"Judge"
If you could read my mind love,
What a tale my thoughts could tell.
Just like an old time movie,
'Bout a ghost from a wishing well.
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon my feet.
You know that ghost is me.
And I will never be set free,
As long as I'm a ghost that you can't see.
If I could read your mind love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell.
Just like a paperback novel,
The kind the drugstores sell.
When you reach the part where the heartaches come,
the hero would be me.
Heroes often fail.
And you won't read that book again
Because the ending's just too hard to take.
I walk away like a movie star
Who gets burned in a three way script.
Enter number two,
A movie queen to play the scene
Of bringing all the good things out in me,
But for now love lets be real.
I never thought I could act this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it.
I don't know where we went wrong
But the feelings gone and I just can't get it back.
If you could read my mind love,
What a tale my thoughts could tell.
Just like an old time movie
'Bout a ghost from a wishing well.
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon my feet,
The story always ends.
If you read between the lines
You'll know that I'm just trying to understand
The feeling that you LACK.
I never thought I could feel this way
And I got to say that I just don't get it.
I don't know where we went wrong
But the feelings gone
And I just can't get it back
The day the donkey derby came to town
People came to watch for miles around
But us, we didn't see who won the race
Because the supergroup 'The Who' swooped down from the moon and squirted tart lemon in our face!
I'm over here!
I'm over here!
And I am up so high in this tree; tell me, my friend, can you see me?
No, my friend, I cannot see you - this plate fungus obscures my view!
I am me, and you are you
You are I, and I am too
But somebody obscures my view of you!
Really, who?
Gerard Depardieu!
My Rose has left me
I'm in a mood
She's gone to Kenya
With the man from Allied Carpets
She didn't get immunised
That's a legal requirement!
She's been increasingly slapdash
Since we bought that new hearthrug
Oh Rose, how I loved you, but where are you now?
Alone with your salesman, you adulterous cow!
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Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines.
They Go Up, Tiddly, Up, Up.
They Go Down, Tiddly, Down, Down.
They Enchant All The Ladies And Steal All The Scenes
With Their Up, Tiddly, Up, Up
And Their Down, Tiddly, Down, Down.
Up! Down! Flying Around.
Looping The Loop And Defying The Ground.
They're All Frightfully Keen
Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines.
They Can Fly Upside Down With Their Feet In The Air.
They Don't Think Of Danger, They Really Don't Care.
Newton Would Think He Had Made A Mistake.
To See Those Young Men And The Chances They Take!
Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines,
They Go Up, Tiddly, Up, Up.
They Go Down, Tiddly, Down, Down.
They Enchant All The Ladies And Steal All The Scenes
With their Up, Tiddly, Up, Up
And Their Down, Tiddly, Down, Down.
Up! Down! Flying Around.
Looping The Loop And Defying The Ground.
They're All Frightfully Keen
Those Magnificent Men, Those Magnificent Men, Those Magnificent Men And Their Fly--ing Ma--chines!
Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun
They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun
My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's gonna throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun
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Higitus Figitus zumbabazing
I want your attention ev'rything!
We're packing to leave come on let's go
books are always the first you know
Hockety pockety wockety wack
abracabra dabra nack
Shrink in size very small
we've got to save enough room for all
Higitus Figitus migitus mum
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!
Cicero you belong to the "C's"
alphabethical order please
Ali-i-ca-fez bal-a-ca-zez
malacamez meripides
diminish diminish dictionary
those words in your vocabulary
Hockety pockety wockety wack
that's the way we have to pack.
Higitus Figitus migitus mum
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!
Higitus Figitus zoomacazam
don't get in a trafic jam
Sugar bowl you're getting rough
the poor old tea set's cracked enough
Hockety pockety wockety wack
odds and ends and bric a brac
Higitus Figitus migitus mum,
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um.
Higitus Figitus migitus mum,
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!
RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32
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Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine.
I had a little stretch of land along the sea behind.
But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there,
and the bankers came and took my land and told me, "Fair is fair".
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no,
"Hire you now?" they always laughed, "We just let 20 go!"
The government, they promised me a measly a little sum,
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.
Then I thought, "Who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river Saskatchewaaaaaan!"
And it's a heave! (Ho!) Hi! (Ho!) Coming down the plains,
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!
And it's a ho! (Hey!) Hi! (Hey!) Farmers bar your doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!
Well you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large,
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge.
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser.
I rammed the ship and sank it and I stole the fertilizer.
A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans the mighty river.
Farmers cross with so much fear their stomach are a-quiver!
'Cause they know that Captain Tractor's hiding in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em cold and sail off with their hayyyyy!
And it's a heave! (Ho!) Hi! (Ho!) Coming down the plains,
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!
And it's a ho! (Hey!) Hi! (Hey!) Farmers bar your doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!
Well mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat.
He followed on the shore lines cause he didn't own a boat.
But the cutbacks were a-coming and the mountie lost his job,
So now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob.
A swingin' sword, and skull and bones, and pleasant company;
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST! (Screw it!)
Sailing down the Saskatoon, the terror of the sea,
If you want to reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by meeee!
And it's a heave! (Ho!) Hi! (Ho!) Coming down the plains,
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!
And it's a ho! (Hey!) Hi! (Hey!) Farmers bar your doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!
Well the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here.
I hear in North Alberta there's a band of buccaneers.
They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort McKay,
And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way.
Well winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze,
But pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze.
I'll be back in spring time but for now I have to go.
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexicooooo!
And it's a heave! (Ho!) Hi! (Ho!) Coming down the plains,
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!
And it's a ho! (Hey!) Hi! (Hey!) Farmers bar your doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!
And it's a heave! (Ho!) Hi! (Ho!) Coming down the plains,
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!
And it's a ho! (Hey!) Hi! (Hey!) Farmers bar your doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!
And it's a heave! (Ho!) Hi! (Ho!) Coming down the plains,
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!
And it's a ho! (Hey!) Hi! (Hey!) Farmers bar your doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shoooooores!
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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it's all right, it's OK
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either, I really try
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose
You know it's all right, it's ok
I'll live to see another day
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born
And now it's all right, it's ok
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive
Mowing lifting Sowing baleing.
Drawing hauling and buckrakeing.
Backing stacking ploughing crashing.
Tipping wrapping tail doors flapping .
Sucking diesel cutting trucking.
Spreading piping double cluching.
Spinning slideing digging rIgging.
Raring tearing losing winning.
O hit the diff and pray.
That she go's all the way.
When am flat to the mat.
with the party hats
Am heading for the tea
They thought that we where quitting.
Well when the sun went down.
With a flame from the pipe
we drove all nite
to the fuel it ran out.
O give me a yoke
with plenty of poke
And a can of easy start.
And 1500 acres
hauling 40 tone of grass.
I said good bye before july
to the woman in an offal rush
And it was near christmas
before i got back in touch
I found a sate
But i had no brakes
Couldn't keep it cool
With loads of power
I was behide an hour
So i give the pump a scew
Out all nite.
With no lights
Only seeing stars
And the gloom from the moon
And the diesel light in the dash
Mowing lifting Sowing baleing.
Drawing hauling and buckrakeing.
Backing stacking ploughing crashing.
Tipping wrapping tail doors flapping .
Sucking diesel cutting trucking.
Spreading piping double cluching.
Spinning slideing digging rIgging.
Raring tearing losing winning.
O hit the diff and pray.
That she go's all the way.
When am flat to the mat.
with the party hats
Am heading for the tea
They thought that we where quitting.
Well when the sun went down.
With a flame from the pipe
we drove all nite
to the fuel it ran out.
Over load on
on a down hill road
Slapping trough the gears
Sending snap chats
of what am at
to every one on the beer
Hit the dual to low
and i started to roll
All wheels in the air
it was my chance
to grease the nipples
i never knew was there
Need some sleep
and new teeth
for digging and
dozein in muck
In case it rains
need an owl chain
lying in the truck
Climeing limeing
mixing piping
After the field is cut
Theres manys a gap
you won't get at
with out 6,000 foot
Mowing lifting Sowing baleing.
Drawing hauling and buckrakeing.
Backing stacking ploughing crashing.
Tipping wrapping tail doors flapping .
Sucking diesel cutting trucking.
Spreading piping double cluching.
Spinning slideing digging rIgging.
Raring tearing losing winning.
O hit the diff and pray.
That she go's all the way.
When am flat to the mat.
with the party hats
Am heading for the tea
They thought that we where quitting.
Well when the sun went down.
With a flame from the pipe
we drove all nite
to the fuel it ran out.
O hit the diff and pray
That she go's all the way
When am flat to the mat
with the party hats
am heading for the tae
They thought that we where quitting
Cuz the summer doesn't last
but we,re heading to New Zealand
where the craic it only starts.
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Our Coun-try's need at last we heed,
and choose a man we know,
Who's al-ways stood for ev-'ry good
for the peo-ple high and low;
He needs no friend to re-com-mend,
he's been there once be-fore;
He's on the track and go-ing back,
this man called THE-O-DORE
Once more, once more we want our THE-O-DORE!
[Chorus]
We're rea-dy for Ted-dy a-gain, boys,
for the pres-i-dent-ial chair,
Come lift your voice for the peo-ple's choice,
A real man to do and dare.
Root stead-y for Ted-dy a-gain boys,
With all your might and main;
The time is right for a man to fight,
We're rea-dy for Ted-dy a-gain.
The Trusts will go, and all the dough,
that they will have to spend,
Shall not de-feat, nor tend to beat
this man whom we de-fend,
He pleads for all, the just re-call,
of men who prove un-true,
This cand-i-date, the Boss-es hate,
will stand for me and you.
Once more, once more we want our THE-O-DORE!
[Repeat chorus]
All par-ty ties and par-ty cries
have failed to down our man,
The is-sue's plain, we ask a-gain
to let the peo-ple plan;
Pro-gress-ive deeds, pro-gress-ive needs
and e-qual rights for all;
We'll now be-gin to fight
and win for Ted-dy in the Fall!
Once more, once more we want our THE-O-DORE!
[Repeat chorus]
The streams of lovely Nancy are divided in three parts
There the young men and maidens do meet their sweethearts
'Tis drinking of good liquor made my heart for to beat
And the noise from yonder meadow made the rocks for to weep.
At the top of yonder mountain, there my love's castle stands
It's all over with ivory from yonder black sand
Bright hangers, fine banners and diamonds so bright
It's a beacon for a sailor on a dark, stormy night
At the bottom of this mountain there runs a river clear
A ship from the Indies was once anchored there
With the shouting of the sailors and the firing of the guns
Sweet instruments of music and the beating of the drum
So come all you little streamers wherever you may be
I will follow my true love wherever she leads me
With her lips she does entice me, with her tongue she tells me 'No'
And an angel might direct us right, but where would we go?
If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
If I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
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You've seen life through distorted eyes
You know you had to learn
The execution of your mind
You really had to turn
The race is run the book is read
The end begins to show
The truth is out, the lies are old
But you don't want to know
Nobody will ever let you know
When you ask the reasons why
They just tell you that you're on your own
Fill your head all full of lies
The people who have crippled you
You want to see them burn
The gates of life have closed on you
And now there's just no return
You're wishing that the hands of doom
Could take your mind away
And you don't care if you don't see again
The light of day
Nobody will ever let you know
When you ask the reasons why
They just tell you that you're on your own
Fill your head all full of lies
Where can you run to
What more can you do
No more tomorrow
Life is killing you
Dreams turn to nightmares
Heaven turns to hell
Burned out confusion
Nothing more to tell
Everything around you
What's it coming to
God knows as your dog knows
Bog blast all of you
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Nothing more to do
Living just for dying
Dying just for you
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Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Be kind to your web footed friends,
For that duck may be somebody's mother
She lives in a hole in a swamp
Where the weather is always damp
You may think that this is the end:
Well it is, but to prove that we're all liars
We're going to sing it again,
But only this time we will sing a little higher
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Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you,
The most horrifying film to hit the screen.
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop,
And he hacks up two or three in every scene.
Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends.
Don't spoil the big surprise.
You won't believe your eyes when you see
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D.
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D.
See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap.
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you.
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again,
Till we bring you "Nature Trail to Hell--Part 2."
So bring the kids along, it's good clean family fun.
What have you got to lose,
If you like the six o'clock news, then you'll love
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D.
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D.
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The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early
The ship was the pride of the American side
Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin
As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most
With a crew and good captain well seasoned
Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
When they left fully loaded for Cleveland
Then later that night when the ship's bell rang
Could it be the north wind they'd been feelin'?
The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
When the wave broke over the railing
And every man knew, as the captain did too
'Twas the witch of November come stealin'
The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gales of November came slashin'
When afternoon came it was freezing rain
In the face of a hurricane west wind
When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck
Sayin' "Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya"
At seven PM a main hatchway caved in
He said, "Fellas, it's been good to know ya"
The captain wired in he had water comin' in
And the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
They might have split up or they might have capsized
They may have broke deep and took water
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the wives and the sons and the daughters
Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings
In the rooms of her ice-water mansion
Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams
The islands and bays are for sportsmen
And farther below, Lake Ontario
Takes in what Lake Erie can send her
And the iron boats go as the mariners all know
With the gales of November remembered
In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed
In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral
The church bell chimed 'til it rang twenty-nine times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early
There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up
onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says:
Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
'n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Let me abos go loose, Lew
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down