Which one should I choose:
The red one??
or
The blue one??
Purple?
And so the whole thread ghosts on me?
Which one should I choose:
The red one??
or
The blue one??
Pills? Red one.
Ninja costume? Blue one.
So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?No, you have to dual-wield chainsaws vs. yourself. Winner declared via the first dis-arm.
Unfortunately for my left arm, I'm right hand dominate.
Fortunately for my left arm, he is chicken and gives up easily.
So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?No, you have to dual-wield chainsaws vs. yourself. Winner declared via the first dis-arm.Unfortunately for my left arm, I'm right hand dominate.
Fortunately for my left arm, he is chicken and gives up easily.
{in DM voice:} You are sneak-attacked by your own coccyx for 10d6 non-lethal damage. Your spleen must now make a DC19 Charisma check or it is Bluffed into believing it is a rubber ducky.
So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?
No. You instead will face Mammy Graul in a nekkid pudding wrestling match to the death.
You have my deepest sympathies.
PS. If you are interested in a position in my cabinet we have an internship available.
So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?No. You instead will face Mammy Graul in a nekkid pudding wrestling match to the death.
You have my deepest sympathies.
PS. If you are interested in a position in my cabinet we have an internship available.
Does this mean I have to figure out what we did with that paperwork? Some of it seems to have gone mysteriously missing....
And by some I mean all....
Why am I so pooped all the sudden?
You were eaten by a giant rabbit who mistook you for a head of cabbage. Nature did the rest.
Is that the right question for me to ask?
No, the correct question would have been "How awesome is it that you and the Lady Solnes have been married for nine years?"
The answer to that is, Very F%*+ing Awesome.
Which one should I choose:
The red one??
or
The blue one??
My answer would have been Yes to both. However Solnes says purple.
So, purple is my answer.
And so the whole thread ghosts on me?
No. Due to a ripple in the Time/Space continuum, you were temporarily out of phase with the Paizo Universe. I believe you were in the WoTC universe for 12.3 seconds, I have made counseling available to you for your suffering.
So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?No. You instead will face Mammy Graul in a nekkid pudding wrestling match to the death.
You have my deepest sympathies.
PS. If you are interested in a position in my cabinet we have an internship available.
Does this mean I have to figure out what we did with that paperwork? Some of it seems to have gone mysteriously missing....
And by some I mean all....
Gladly you do not have to find the missing paperwork, we have a contingency for this circumstance. The application will instead be filled out on the back of a disobedient poodle. With a chainsaw. It must be signed with a MOAB. I wouldn't recommend wearing white.
Why do the Cardassians hate Sesame Street?
Gladly you do not have to find the missing paperwork, we have a contingency for this circumstance. The application will instead be filled out on the back of a disobedient poodle. With a chainsaw. It must be signed with a MOAB. I wouldn't recommend wearing white.So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?No. You instead will face Mammy Graul in a nekkid pudding wrestling match to the death.
You have my deepest sympathies.
PS. If you are interested in a position in my cabinet we have an internship available.
Does this mean I have to figure out what we did with that paperwork? Some of it seems to have gone mysteriously missing....
And by some I mean all....
Sweet. I happen to have a poodle in one of the um, guest suites, in the basement. And it looks like the applicant already has a chainsaw. How fortuitous. Looks like we can get started with that right away, and not to worry about the clothes. I keep spares around in several key locations. Just in case. Hope you like miniskirts. They're mandatory uniform for interns. ;)
Is Mr. Rogers a reptilian?
Is it true that candy corns scream when they die, but it's high pitched so only dogs can hear it?
What would the DC Universe be like if Superman crashlanded in the 17th century in Scotland and was adopted by Sawney Beane?
Why do the Cardassians hate Sesame Street?
If the strange little man means the Kardassians, then it's because Sesame Street reminds them of a more innocent time before they f+%+ed rappers on film.
Is Mr. Rogers a reptilian?
Uhm.. no... why, what did those V bastards tell you about my only childhood hero!?
Is it true that candy corns scream when they die, but it's high pitched so only dogs can hear it?
Yes. Yes it is. That's why I had myself implanted with parabolic hearing enhancements. Why should those damn poodles get to be the only ones to hear that sweet music!?
What would the DC Universe be like if Superman crashlanded in the 17th century in Scotland and was adopted by Sawney Beane?
It would be just as big a mess as the Marvel universe is now. But with kilts. And lots of booze.
Why do the Cardassians hate Sesame Street?If the strange little man means the Kardassians, then it's because Sesame Street reminds them of a more innocent time before they f!!*ed rappers on film.
Could it be because they banned Katy Perry?
So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?No. You instead will face Mammy Graul in a nekkid pudding wrestling match to the death.
You have my deepest sympathies.
PS. If you are interested in a position in my cabinet we have an internship available.
I accept. Where do I sign on the poodle?
*revs chainsaw*
Why do the Cardassians hate Sesame Street?If the strange little man means the Kardassians, then it's because Sesame Street reminds them of a more innocent time before they f@*#ed rappers on film.
And here I thought it was that Big Bird was a Bajoran...
Blonds or Brunettes?
Do blonds have more fun?
What do you call a brunette standing between two blonds?
Dark meat or white?
Should one ever let the girlfriend meet the wife? And if so when?
Plants or Zombies?
Pie or Cake?
Cowboys or aliens?
Could it be because they banned Katy Perry?Why do the Cardassians hate Sesame Street?If the strange little man means the Kardassians, then it's because Sesame Street reminds them of a more innocent time before they f!!*ed rappers on film.
No, one was f$$*ing rappers way before that. :P
So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?No. You instead will face Mammy Graul in a nekkid pudding wrestling match to the death.
You have my deepest sympathies.
PS. If you are interested in a position in my cabinet we have an internship available.
I accept. Where do I sign on the poodle?
*revs chainsaw*
Uhm.... on it's back. Make sure to press hard, otherwise I may not be able to read it.
Blonds or Brunettes?
Redheads. It's the best of bath worlds.
Do blonds have more fun?
Depends on whether I selected a blonde that night or not.
What do you call a brunette standing between two blonds?
Their Maddam.
Dark meat or white?
Both, I like variety.
Should one ever let the girlfriend meet the wife? And if so when?
Yes, but only for a threesome. And never let one girlfriend meet the other unless it's for a foursome.
Plants or Zombies?
Succubi.
Pie or Cake?
Mmmmmm Pie.
Cowboys or aliens?
Cowboys. The smell of "Chaw" makes facehuggers fall off, so the xenomorphs wouldn't ever get the chance to overwhelm the cowboys with greater numbers.
Uhm.... on it's back. Make sure to press hard, otherwise I may not be able to read it.So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?No. You instead will face Mammy Graul in a nekkid pudding wrestling match to the death.
You have my deepest sympathies.
PS. If you are interested in a position in my cabinet we have an internship available.
I accept. Where do I sign on the poodle?
*revs chainsaw*
*carves poodle with chainsaw*
Done and done.
What is thy bidding, my master?
Uhm.... on it's back. Make sure to press hard, otherwise I may not be able to read it.So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?No. You instead will face Mammy Graul in a nekkid pudding wrestling match to the death.
You have my deepest sympathies.
PS. If you are interested in a position in my cabinet we have an internship available.
I accept. Where do I sign on the poodle?
*revs chainsaw*
*carves poodle with chainsaw*
Done and done.
What is thy bidding, my master?
*taps on shoulder*
Ahem. Here is your uniform. We have a tasteful utilikilt option for our male interns. It is however quite short. I did warn you about the dress code. But don't worry. I'm sure the Lord President will have all kinds of fun assignments for you.
Mmmmmm......blondes, brunettes, and redheads.Mmmmmmm.......Zombies and Baths....
Nope -- that just ain't right...
There's a lady called Lady Bathory in the Canterberry Bar, so I think it's in England. Probly Britney or Whales.
*taps on shoulder*
Ahem. Here is your uniform. We have a tasteful utilikilt option for our male interns. It is however quite short. I did warn you about the dress code. But don't worry. I'm sure the Lord President will have all kinds of fun assignments for you.
*puts kilt on head*
Thanks for the hat.