Dear Poodle Lords,
After a healthy quantity of catnip (premium Longbottom Bud), I often find
that I could go for a bite of noms. Would you be able to recommend a
tasty but reasonably priced kibble, preferably something not too oak-ey?
Warmest regards,
LOL in the Southfarthing
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Heya Lil Poods,
Recently, I wore a dress made of meat on TV 'cause I needed the
attention. Now those stupid PEETHA people are criticizing me!
What's up with that?
So my question is: for my next big TV appearance, I'm planning
to strap live dogs to my naked body. Should I use poodles or
terriers? (I've heard greyhounds can be difficult to work with.)
Yada-yada, you-know-you-love-me,
Me
How do you get tarnish off your silver without disintegrating it?
Signed, R. Poodle
Dear poodle Lords
How does one make a prediction that does not include humping and yet it comes true?
Yours from the other side.
I'll answer all your questions in turn:
Miss Kitty:
Lady Pood Pood:
Rusty:
Llama Prophet:
Meow?*
*Why are poodles such morons?
Meow?*
*Why are poodles such morons?
Because we can lick ourselves, Du'h.
Every poodle must find his own way. So, while I do not disagree with Sumo, I shall offer my own answers.
Would you be able to recommend a tasty but reasonably priced kibble, preferably something not too oak-ey?
Are you honestly asking this of someone who eats out of the trash and drinks out of the toilet?
Should I use poodles or terriers?
Terriers. If you use poodles, there will be an orgy of humping and you will never make it to your appearance.
How do you get tarnish off your silver without disintegrating it?
Gloves.
How does one make a prediction that does not include humping and yet it comes true?
Make a prediction that is vague enough to be interpreted in many different ways.
Why are poodles such morons?
Allow me to answer by posing a question to you. Do you know the meaning of the word irony?
Why are poodles such morons?Allow me to answer by posing a question to you. Do you know the meaning of the word irony?
Mrowr!*
*Typical stupid poodle response. Doesn't even answer the question and instead brings up pressed clothes.
*Typical stupid poodle response. Doesn't even answer the question and instead brings up pressed clothes.
Yes.
I find irony delicious!
Where is the largest source of irony?
Where is the largest source of irony?
You mean besides this board?
Where is the largest source of irony?You mean besides this board?
<Waits for answer to that question>
<Waits for answer to that question>
Humans in general are a good source of irony.
Great! I'm moving to...
Where's the best place to find a lot of humans?
Why have there not been any probing questions on this thread?
Where's the best place to find a lot of humans?
A mirror.
Why have there not been any probing questions on this thread?
Because I like probes?
How does one slay...er catch you?
How does one slay...er catch you?
With an over-indulgence of humping. I would think this obvious.
How does one slay...er catch you?With an over-indulgence of humping. I would think this obvious.
Or, in my case, booze and meds.
Where's the best place to find a lot of humans?
A mirror.
Why have there not been any probing questions on this thread?
Because I like probes?
I'm a rust poodle--how's a mirror going to help? Does it lead to another dimension only populated by humans?
Why haven't you answered your own question?
Why ask why?
I'm a rust poodle--how's a mirror going to help?
We all have a little human in us.
Does it lead to another dimension only populated by humans?
Some do.
Why haven't you answered your own question?
Haven't I?
Why ask why?
To better your understanding.
Should I make a parody thread of a parody thread?
Should I make a parody thread of a parody thread?
No. Too meta.
Poodlus
Can you think of a better name than Magus please?
all the best, etc.
Should I make a parody thread of a parody thread?
Yes. It is cathartic.
Can you think of a better name than Magus please?
I like to steal…er…borrow ideas from Killer Shrike.
Aeldenari
Animi
Derwydd
Domini
Elementalist
Esowyc
Magician
Magni
Metieran
Metruvian
Piedragemasi
Runecrafter
Sortiligist
Spellweaver
Stoburan
Strega
Thanomancer
Totemic Shaman
Troubadour
Urzali
Volomancer
Who should I believe, Rusty or Courtfool?
Who should I believe, Rusty or Courtfool?
Neither. Find out for yourself.
Who should I believe, Rusty or Courtfool?
Well, I always lie.
In fact, I'm lying right now.
I've got a question:
WHAT THE F&!!?!?!!
WHAT THE f@@~?!?!!
For every thing that you enjoy, love, hold to be true, there is someone who enjoys, loves or holds to be true the exact opposite.
Who should I believe, Rusty or Courtfool?Well, I always lie.
In fact, I'm lying right now.
I'm not falling for that one.
Is your refrigerator running?
We has refrigerator?
We has refrigerator?
Where else are you going to put your cheezeburgers?
Oh wait, that's the cats.
We has refrigerator?Where else are you going to put your cheezeburgers?
Oh wait, that's the cats.
Mmmmmm....cheezburger.
Is your refrigerator running?
Yes.
Yes.
Dear "Ask a Poodle"
Where have all the llamas gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the llamas gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the llams gone?
Gary Teter have picked them every one
When will Court Fool ever learn?
When will Court Fool ever learn?
Where have all the camelids gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the camelids gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the camelids gone?
To other Avatars every one
When will Court Fool ever learn?
When will Court Fool ever learn?
When will Court Fool ever learn?
When I die.
When will Court Fool ever learn?When I die.
But, where have all the Llamas gone?
But, where have all the Llamas gone?
Elliquiy.
But, where have all the Llamas gone?Elliquiy.
But, where have all the Llamas gone?Elliquiy.
I thought they went here
I was gone once.
I was gone once.
yeah but we found you. What ever did happen to that frenchie you were with?
What ever did happen to that frenchie you were with?
Cest la vie.
Why does my soul feel so empty?