Paladin throwes a Baby Ruth bar in a swimming pool


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Is that evil?
Or does he gotta go squirtles in there?

RPG Superstar 2012

Damn it! Why couldn't it have been a Butterfinger?


taig wrote:
Damn it! Why couldn't it have been a Butterfinger?

Speaking of gay innuendoes....


~laughter~ Oh what the hell. Yes it is evil, unless it is a bad guys pool. Then it is desecrating an unholy site and thus good.

RPG Superstar 2012

Oh...I thought that was the point of this thread.

Aren't I embarrassed.


I need a Wilberforce Humphries alias now.


Sharoth wrote:
~laughter~ Oh what the hell. Yes it is evil, unless it is a bad guys pool. Then it is desecrating an unholy site and thus good.

Yeah, dude.....I took a dumper in Iuz's hot tub. THAT'S a good thing.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~laughter~ Oh what the hell. Yes it is evil, unless it is a bad guys pool. Then it is desecrating an unholy site and thus good.
Yeah, dude.....I took a dumper in Iuz's hot tub. THAT'S a good thing.

EWWWWWWW!!! Do you know just how much it costs to clean those things? ~sighs~ I will get you someday, you pest!

Edit - Iuz? Oh., I thought you were talking about MY hot tub. Good for you, Spanky!


I guess Newbom Turk from the Hollywood Knights was just a generic fighter.

"VooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLARE...."
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
"wooooow oh...."


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I guess Newbom Turk from the Hollywood Knights was just a generic fighter.

"VooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLARE...."
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
"wooooow oh...."

He may have been just a regular fighter, but he could hold three weapons at once.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I guess Newbom Turk from the Hollywood Knights was just a generic fighter.

"VooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLARE...."
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
"wooooow oh...."

Plus apparently he had the "Quick Draw" feat. Unfortunately for Fran Drescher he also acts in the surprise round . . .


Swim for it!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Is that evil?

Or does he gotta go squirtles in there?

Throwing it in is technically littering, and he will have to do penance for forgiveness.

Doing the squirtle thing, unless it is symptom bowel disorder, will immediately open a portal through witch 13 Type IV Deamons will rush forth and attack.

Silver Crusade

Tensor wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Is that evil?

Or does he gotta go squirtles in there?

Throwing it in is technically littering, and he will have to penance for forgiveness.

Doing the squirtle thing, unless it is symptom bowel disorder, will immediately open a portal through witch 13 Type IV Deamons will rush forth and attack.

How could a paladin have a bowel disorder?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Tensor wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Is that evil?

Or does he gotta go squirtles in there?

Throwing it in is technically littering, and he will have to do penance for forgiveness.

Doing the squirtle thing, unless it is symptom bowel disorder, will immediately open a portal through witch 13 Type IV Deamons will rush forth and attack.

How could a paladin have a bowel disorder?

I'm thinking too many spicy potatoes in the dinner cooked by his succubus wife.


Ewww.


<Strolls into thread, notices brown thing floating in the pool, reaches down, picks it up and takes a bite. Throws it back in disgust after realizing it is only a candy bar.>

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