Aberzombie is the Hottest Undead Man-Thing EVAR!!!

[Dark Solnes]

Isn't he tho...

He sparkles just like Edward...

He's Smart just like Harry Potter...

And he has just enough "bad boy" vibe that you don't bring him home to mommy...because you're afraid she'll steal him.

Mmmmmm...Aberzombie....

*mwah*

[Aberzombie]

I am very pretty. And hot chicks do love me.

[Follower of the Jill]

Mmmmmm...yes we do...

[Aberzombie]

And, I know how to accessorize.

[Dark Solnes]

Plus..."it's" upgrade capable....

*mwah*

[Aberzombie]

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

a dabba doo time,

[Aberzombie]

Not sure if I'd like that time. Didn't those cavemen have really tiny brainnnnnssss?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

All I know is that roughly half of them didn't have eyeballs, just two little black holes poked in their face.

[Aberzombie]

But, since I am so awesome, they'd probably worship me like a god or something.

[Celestial Healer]

*turns Aberzombie*

Never trust the ones that are too good-looking.

[Xabulba]

*If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty zombie your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly un-dead to marry you...*

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

*turns Aberzombie*

Never trust the ones that are too good-looking.

You know you love me. Everyone does (love me, that is).

[Bill Lumberg]

Giggles giddily as he follows AZ and hopes to collect any pieces that fall off.

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

Hey, who left the secret plans on the color copier? Darn it, now somebody has leaked them on the net!!!

[Ultravixen]

cute!

[ulgulanoth]

and he makes all the other undead guys jelous!

[the thing in the bed]

saaaaaxy....

[Dark Solnes]

You all better back offa my zombie man-thing!!!!!!

*mwah*

[drunken_nomad]

...but does Aberzombie rock?

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

AZ is great, but it isn't worth the effort to pick his pockets. All that is ever in it is lint and dead flash.

[Aberzombie]

drunken_nomad wrote:

...but does Aberzombie rock?

Only on air guitar....

[Aberzombie]

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

AZ is great, but it isn't worth the effort to pick his pockets. All that is ever in it is lint and dead flash.

Dead flash?

[flash_mcdxcii]

Aberzombie wrote:

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

AZ is great, but it isn't worth the effort to pick his pockets. All that is ever in it is lint and dead flash.

Dead flash?

*sniffles*

All those who have gone before us...

[Urizen]

A flash in the pan-ts?

[Xabulba]

Urizen wrote:

A flash in the pan-ts?

WOOF!!!

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

Honestly how many flashes are we at now??

[flash_xxxx]

At least 3 or 4.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I think this may be my fault. Sorry, I'll be more careful next Labor Day when I get the grill out.

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmmm.....grilled brainnnnssssss.

[Aberzombie]

Now this is an awesome thread!

[Drejk]

Aberzombie wrote:

Now this is an awesome thread!

Now it is? Wasn't it when people actually posted in it?

[Aberzombie]

Of sure, but these things move in cycles for the most part. Not every thread has what it takes to be 100% awesome all the time. Some of them are like Cthulhu - was great once, and is destined to be so again, when the stars are right.

[Drejk]

Aberzombie wrote:

Of sure, but these things move in cycles for the most part. Not every thread has what it takes to be 100% awesome all the time. Some of them are like Cthulhu - was great once, and is destined to be so again, when the stars are right.

Cthulhu is seriously overrated...

Y'AI'NG'NGAH
YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI TRHODOG
UAAAAH

[Bob Sothoth]

Drejk wrote:

Y'AI'NG'NGAH

YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI TRHODOG
UAAAAH

Sorry, my brother Yog is sort of busy at the moment. Is there any way I can be of assistance? Need a planet consumed, maybe?

[Nordstrom]

Wait, Aberzombie is a...DUDE?

[Steven Tindall]

Nordstrom wrote:

Wait, Aberzombie is a...DUDE?

Of course he's a dude. Look at those shining eyes, that brilliant smile, naturally he knows how to accessorize by wearing a very fashion forward head piece to help frame his face just so.

He isn't just a dude, he IS.............(drum roll)

Aberzombie is the Hottest Undead Man-Thing EVAR!!!. (the title of a thread never lies)

[Aberzombie]

Damn skippy!

[Puffy the Cup Cake]

Aberzombie wrote:

Damn skippy!

Hands Aberzombie a jar of peanut butter

Here ya go.

[Crimson Jester]

Puffy the Cup Cake wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Damn skippy!

Hands Aberzombie a jar of peanut butter

Here ya go.

Get it while you can, the price of PB is going to sky rocket.

[Aberzombie]

Why? Are aliens stealing our peanuts?

[Crimson Jester]

Why bother when a drought killed 3/4 of this years crops?

[Aberzombie]

Bummer. I like peanuts.

[TOZ]

*hides thread*

[Crimson Jester]

TOZ wrote:

*hides thread*

Aw man!

[Aberzombie]

My HAWTNESS was probably too much for him.