Paris Hilton at it again

[CourtFool]

Paris Hilton Can't Tell Drugs From Gum

Come on! Just the title alone is worth a smirk.

Back in the day, Hilton's excuses were more creative. In 2007, she supported a petition directed to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger asking that she be pardoned from her 45-day jail sentence for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license. Why? Because, the petition said, Hilton provides "beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

O.k. Marie Antoinette. Eye roll

[Shadewest]

What a ditz.

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

I wish the media would just stop covering her, and every celebutaunt like her.

[Xpltvdeleted]

Hilton, Lohan, and all the other stars who have received slaps on the wrist for drug charges when others are serving mandatory minimum sentences are perfect examples of why our criminal justice system sucks. (Don't even get me started on family courts' mother favoratism...)

[Black Dow]

She's a disgrace to the Hilton name shakes head in disapproving fashion

Joking apart muppets like her and Peter Doherty just continually take the pi$$ out of our respective judicial systems :(

climbs off soap box

[LazarX]

Black Dow wrote:

She's a disgrace to the Hilton name shakes head in disapproving fashion

I'm not sure, I've read a Hilton autobiograph when I stayed at one of thier Hotels. Sounds like there's a fair amount of broken family syndrome in that dynasty.

[Black Dow]

Did it mention me - the black sheep o' the north lol

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

Xpltvdeleted wrote:

(Don't even get me started on family courts' mother favoratism...)

I will not get you started I will however let you know I have both my kids and my ex sees them rarely if ever.

[Freehold DM]

At first I thought she just made another bad video.

[Xpltvdeleted]

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

Xpltvdeleted wrote:

(Don't even get me started on family courts' mother favoratism...)

I will not get you started I will however let you know I have both my kids and my ex sees them rarely if ever.

You're a lucky man. I was basically told that I had no chance at primary custody and to even try would be a waste of time and money (this was by my attorney who was also my dad's law partner). I wish the courts would do a blind line-by-line comparison (income, criminal record, family ties in area, etc) when deciding custody, not the current "Oh you have a vagina...congratulations! You have custody!"

[Xpltvdeleted]

Freehold DM wrote:

At first I thought she just made another bad video.

Too damn skinny for my tastes, but I'd watch it.

[Shadowborn]

Celebrities are beloved of our justice system, it seems. I remember when Vince Neil drove drunk and killed someone. He got 30 days in jail, but only served 15. Sure, he had 5 years of probation, but it didn't stop him from touring. Sure, he paid over 2 million dollars in restitution, but its not like he couldn't afford to.

The whole "I thought it was gum" thing is just because Paris is an idiot. She couldn't come up with a better excuse.

[Freehold DM]

Strangely enough, I don't see her as a coke fiend. Weed, sure, but not coke. Maybe heroin?

[CourtFool]

Freehold DM wrote:

Strangely enough, I don't see her as a coke fiend. Weed, sure, but not coke. Maybe heroin?

Xyphedrex?

[Celestial Healer]

CourtFool wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Strangely enough, I don't see her as a coke fiend. Weed, sure, but not coke. Maybe heroin?

Xyphedrex?

I don't even know what that is. But then, if I were to imagine her popping pills, I would imagine it would be something I hadn't heard of, so I'm inclined to agree with you.