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So, since the goblins of golarion are so wonderfully insane, I thought it would be fun to come up with as many crazy things that goblins might be found doing. I'm a little surprised that I couldn't find anything like this on the boards already.
I'm going to start with some fun goblin moments for
I'm sure you can come up with some really fun things for the goblins to be doing in their own lairs.
1. You see a goblin menacing a small puppy with his dogslicer. The puppy darts away down an alley. The goblin follows, cackling maniacally. A second later, the laughter turns into a scream of terror. The frantic goblin bolts out of the alley, chased by a pack of stray dogs.
2. A stealthy goblin is sneaking along the roofline towards an unsuspecting victim below. As he climbs down onto a second story windowsill, the window is flung open and a chamberpot is emptied out of it, knocking the poor goblin into the street. A maid with very thick glasses looks out the window, "Stupid pigeons."
More to come later. Brain fried after looong week at work.
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3. Goblin happily sits in a puddle of mud making mud-pie. When the PCs approach he panics, throws the pie and flees!
4. Goblin steals a real pie off a window sill. When the PCs approach he panics, putting the entire (still hot) pie in his mouth and once. He looks pleased for a moment. Then realises how much pain he's in and begins running around in circles. If any PC is carrying a waterskin he attempts to steal it from them.
5. A Goblin carrying arm fulls of horse shoes runs through the streets. Yelling in goblish: "They'se my trophieses! Bugby killseds me these horsies! Bugby the bravestest!" If the PCs get in his way. He drops the horse-shoes and flees!
6. Two goblins fight over a barrel of salt pork.
7. A goblin discovers one of Sandpoint's taverns and proceeds to get rip roaring drunk.
8. After getting a cloak wrapped around his head, a goblin attacks in a random direction each round.
9. Afraid of possible interference with their war song, a goblin pursues a musician rabidly, throwing rocks and taking swings with his horsechopper. The hapless flutist is a commoner, not a bard, and is incapable of performing a countersong. The goblin can't tell the difference, unfortunately.
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4. Goblin steals a real pie off a window sill. When the PCs approach he panics, putting the entire (still hot) pie in his mouth and once. He looks pleased for a moment. Then realises how much pain he's in and begins running around in circles. If any PC is carrying a waterskin he attempts to steal it from them.
LOL!!!! I'm SO using this when I start my campaign in a few weeks!
10. A goblin grabs a piece of cloth with an appropriate hole in it (or not), puts it over his head and makes spooky noises like he's a ghost to scare the townsfolk.
11. gobin hops on a board and threatens the party. another goblin jumps down (from somewhere above) to help him, hits the other end of the board, and catapults buddy far far away.
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12. Goblin charges the biggest party member...with a turkey leg. When he hits and does 1 (1d2-1) point of subdual damage to the character he looks at the turkey leg, shoves it in his mouth and draws a handle, not realizing the blade of the dogslicer was left behind.
(I suggest that the party only get 1 exp for this goblin as his threat level is very minimal)
13. Goblin rides a barrel by the party and into the wall of the cathedral, smashing the barrel of ale and conking himself unconscious.
14. Goblin has a hot branding iron and waves it rapidly as he charges. He lunges at a woman guarding a child and misses, branding another goblin that is trying to grab the child.
15. The party rounds a corner to find a goblin with a torch and a flask of alchemist fire. He lights the alchemist fire and tosses the torch at the party. Boom. now there is a pair of boots.
16. One goblin looks at the party, then does tell his companion "I am gonna eat em raw"........ Then picks up two worms and swallows em hole.
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17. Two goblins in an attempt to get at a "decent" head chopping height clamber onto each others shoulders, and then the top goblin yells "heeya!" and strikes the lower goblin with his dogslicer to spur him on but instead kills him with the act and sprawling the top goblin at the players feet.
18. Two goblins seeing a bobbing for apples barrel, begin bobbing for apples. One goblin pulls out with a choice apple, the other seeing the apple begins to fight with him over it, and one of them ends up drowning the other in the apple barrel.