Can you make it out of the room you're currently in?
Standard rules. No convection.
I stand on the floor. What? You didn't say it was still molten.
For my next trick, I'll step inside this hockey rink and walk on water.
I restat myself as a pyroclastic dragon and cavort through the floor.
SHAITANS NEED TO BE NERFEDCan you make it out of the room you're currently in?
Standard rules. No convection.
I stand on the floor. What? You didn't say it was still molten.
For my next trick, I'll step inside this hockey rink and walk on water.
On the contrary: You said "No convection." Therefore:
Can you make it out of the room you're currently in?
Standard rules. No convection.
Assuming I get to pull my feet off the floor before I start, yes. I'd just seize the end of the bed less than a foot from me and roll off on it. The other end of the bed is immediately adjacent to the door. Open door and hop down on safe ground.
Can you make it out of the room you're currently in?
Standard rules. No convection.
Freedom of Movement and immunity to fire
Assuming I get to pull my feet off the floor before I start, yes. I'd just seize the end of the bed less than a foot from me and roll off on it. The other end of the bed is immediately adjacent to the door. Open door and hop down on safe ground.
Good thing I'm on my bee.
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Can you make it out of the room you're currently in?
Standard rules. No convection.
I stand on the floor. What? You didn't say it was still molten.
For my next trick, I'll step inside this hockey rink and walk on water.
My desk is in a back corner. Can easily make it from there to a chair to the couch. IF I can get the blinds open and open the glass door beyond, I can get outside easily. Otherwise I have to reach the actual door, which is significantly trickier - it's a long jump with a lamp in the way, no further furniture, and it's shut and locked at the moment.
Assuming I can get the glass door open, I'm good. Otherwise probably sunk.
Not sure if the partitions/dividers can support me. If they can, I'm saved. If not, I'm doomed.
+1
Time to pray.
RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16
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1. Stand on my desk, climb over the wall to my boss's office, traverse the wall to the window, and out.
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2. Stand on my desk, jump to the next desk, traverse the wall by hanging onto the steel network conduit, flip out the door.
Hop from desk chair to desk, from desk to guest chair, push off of desk, glide to freedom.
Sitting in my office at work, feet up on the chair's legs. My desk is pretty large and there's a guest chair near the door I could jump to.
Getting out of the office is no problem, getting out of the hallway outside my office would be.
Same here.
Same here.Sitting in my office at work, feet up on the chair's legs. My desk is pretty large and there's a guest chair near the door I could jump to.
Getting out of the office is no problem, getting out of the hallway outside my office would be.
Actually, once I'm in the hallway outside of my office, there is a giant spiral ramp that leads down to the next floor. "Chairing" (riding chairs down the ramp) as it's been coined here is strictly prohibited, but I'm sure an exception would be made in the case of lava floors...
I stand on the floor. What? You didn't say it was still molten.
You're the reason we can't have point buy systems.
And why there are a million "X is totally broken" threads.
Are you happy? Well? Are you?
Let's see. If I have time to pull my feet off the floor then yes. I'm sitting on an exercise ball that I can roll over to the bed, walk across that and to the door. If the hallway floor is lava, I'm totally screwed. Unless I can make a balancing act between the exercise ball and a stool both of which are beside the bed, so I could go back and grab them. Considering my low dex score.....Nope wouldn't end well. :)
Let's see. If I have time to pull my feet off the floor then yes. I'm sitting on an exercise ball that I can roll over to the bed, walk across that and to the door. If the hallway floor is lava, I'm totally screwed. Unless I can make a balancing act between the exercise ball and a stool both of which are beside the bed, so I could go back and grab them. Considering my low dex score.....Nope wouldn't end well. :)
You should join the poodles. They could do it by walking on the exercise ball and rolling it to safety. I've seen 'em do it in the circus! Only they didn't have lava there. It was most disappointing. 'Specially when the poodle fell off and didn't get crisped.
Actually, we would just lay our spotty carpet on the lava.
Actually, we would just lay our spotty carpet on the lava.
My asbestos padding should protect me for a while, and all the poodle urine should keep your feet cool!
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I imagine it would only take a few seconds for your chair to melt (if plastic) or incinerate (if wood or upholstered); a metal chair might give you a little longer. In fact, most of your furniture wouldn't fare very well, and instead of standing on your (wooden) desk, you'd probably find yourself meeting a fiery end.
Just sayin'.
I imagine it would only take a few seconds for your chair to melt (if plastic) or incinerate (if wood or upholstered); a metal chair might give you a little longer. In fact, most of your furniture wouldn't fare very well, and instead of standing on your (wooden) desk, you'd probably find yourself meeting a fiery end.
Just sayin'.
*sigh* You were that kid weren't you ;)
*sigh* You were that kid weren't you ;)I imagine it would only take a few seconds for your chair to melt (if plastic) or incinerate (if wood or upholstered); a metal chair might give you a little longer. In fact, most of your furniture wouldn't fare very well, and instead of standing on your (wooden) desk, you'd probably find yourself meeting a fiery end.
Just sayin'.
This is news to you? :)
It's why we love him. Every party needs a pooper...
I stand on the floor. What? You didn't say it was still molten.You're the reason we can't have point buy systems.
And why there are a million "X is totally broken" threads.
Are you happy? Well? Are you?
When someone offers a brain teaser, they should ensure that they are both precise and accurate. IE "lava", I assumed he intended the molten form and not solidified igneous rock. But intent does not equal what he wrote.
And I always use point buy.
As for the million "broken" threads, mea culpa. It must be some unintended side effects of my wishes in the archived Twisted Wishes thread. :) I'm sure I can straighten it all out with only a few more wishes.
Now where did I leave the space-time object-replacement portal and the box of rubber piggies? Gir! - fetch the rubber piggies!
Now where did I leave the space-time object-replacement portal and the box of rubber piggies? Gir! - fetch the rubber piggies!*fetches rubber piggies*
Sorry, some are a little more feral than others.
Gir?! Why are you disguised as a puffin?! No matter- {chucks a rubber piggy through the portal, watches Sebastian slip and fall on it} Oooo, bonus! {tosses another rubber piggy into the portal...}
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Gir?! Why are you disguised as a puffin?! No matter- {chucks a rubber piggy through the portal, watches Sebastian slip and fall on it} Oooo, bonus! {tosses another rubber piggy into the portal...}
Now where did I leave the space-time object-replacement portal and the box of rubber piggies? Gir! - fetch the rubber piggies!*fetches rubber piggies*
Sorry, some are a little more feral than others.
The little doggy suit itches. Why did you program me to itch!
The little doggy suit itches. Why did you program me to itch!Gir?! Why are you disguised as a puffin?! No matter- {chucks a rubber piggy through the portal, watches Sebastian slip and fall on it} Oooo, bonus! {tosses another rubber piggy into the portal...}
Now where did I leave the space-time object-replacement portal and the box of rubber piggies? Gir! - fetch the rubber piggies!*fetches rubber piggies*
Sorry, some are a little more feral than others.
SILENCE!!! It's probably just a glitch in your programing. Just like, why do you like tacos so much? {throws another piggy into the past to torment Sebastian}
~looks at the pitiful mortals~ Why I just breath my cone of cold on the lava, cooling it down to a more reasonable temperature. If that does not work, why I fly over it. Or teleport away from it. Or...
SILENCE!!! It's probably just a glitch in your programing. Just like, why do you like tacos so much? {throws another piggy into the past to torment Sebastian}The little doggy suit itches. Why did you program me to itch!Gir?! Why are you disguised as a puffin?! No matter- {chucks a rubber piggy through the portal, watches Sebastian slip and fall on it} Oooo, bonus! {tosses another rubber piggy into the portal...}
Now where did I leave the space-time object-replacement portal and the box of rubber piggies? Gir! - fetch the rubber piggies!*fetches rubber piggies*
Sorry, some are a little more feral than others.
Ow, there is a pig caught on my sticks! Wah!
The little doggy suit itches. Why did you program me to itch!SILENCE!!! It's probably just a glitch in your programing. Just like, why do you like tacos so much?
*hides "Loves Tacos" update program*
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*sigh* You were that kid weren't you ;)I imagine it would only take a few seconds for your chair to melt (if plastic) or incinerate (if wood or upholstered); a metal chair might give you a little longer. In fact, most of your furniture wouldn't fare very well, and instead of standing on your (wooden) desk, you'd probably find yourself meeting a fiery end.
Just sayin'.
This is news to you? :)
It's why we love him. Every party needs a pooper...
And I'm a great pooper!
And I'm a great pooper!*sigh* You were that kid weren't you ;)I imagine it would only take a few seconds for your chair to melt (if plastic) or incinerate (if wood or upholstered); a metal chair might give you a little longer. In fact, most of your furniture wouldn't fare very well, and instead of standing on your (wooden) desk, you'd probably find yourself meeting a fiery end.
Just sayin'.
This is news to you? :)
It's why we love him. Every party needs a pooper...
Ha!
2 Girls, 1 Healer!
*hides*
I need a stand-in to vomit for me.
How was that?
I used to love playing this game when I was a kid.
I'm sure I could, but I'd have to knock my dresser over.
The Vicar of Vomit
You're a puke priest?
The Vicar of VomitYou're a puke priest?
An Urgathoin dropout obviously...