So I am running Council of Thieves and we are in the middle of "Twice Dammed Price". Soon my PCs favorite villain will return. I of course speak of Thesing Umbero Ulvauno. Such a amusing NPC. But to herald his return I want to create some great dialogue for my PCs involving him to enhance the memorable-ness of this encounter.
So if anyone has any ideas for witty remarks / retorts / comments from the great Thesing, as he exists in AP#30, please post em! All comers accepted!
"Well... If it isn't the Six-fold Trial disastars!"
_ maybe he's not that much of a punster, but I had to get it out of my system ;)
"I can see how someone like you would find this interesting/fun/exciting/tasty/attractive."
"But enough from me, what do *you* think of me?"
"Do you know who I am? Of course you do, how silly of me."
"Your problem is that you aren't very smart and you don't listen."
"Isn't there a stable somewhere you should be mucking out?"
"It is about time you got here! Polish my boots!"
"It seems you have mistaken me for someone who isn't your better."
"I thought you were the piss boy."
excellent work, but what exactly is a "piss boy"?
"I can see how someone like you would find this interesting/fun/exciting/tasty/attractive."
"But enough from me, what do *you* think of me?"
"Do you know who I am? Of course you do, how silly of me."
"Your problem is that you aren't very smart and you don't listen."
"Isn't there a stable somewhere you should be mucking out?"
"It is about time you got here! Polish my boots!"
"It seems you have mistaken me for someone who isn't your better."
"I thought you were the piss boy."
Wow Sean, that's just excellent stuff there. I'll eventually get around to GM-ing CoT... so I've listed this. I've got one of my players that will be playing a tiefling paladin, and another wants to play a tengu rogue. And I can just imagine Thesing directing most of these at either of these two PCs.
Thanks again.
Dean (TMW)
excellent work, but what exactly is a "piss boy"?
You need to watch Mel Brooks' classic movie History of the World.
