RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8
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Ok, what's the cheesiest stolen line you've used in a game?
For me. short lived game, but I was playing a Captain Jack Harkness type (which was funny since another player was playing a Captain Jack Sparrow type). I succeeded in seducing the chambermaid and then got caught by the BBEG and had to jump out the window.
posing dramatically, my swordsage says: "Ladies, the pleasure was all mine, and in the end that's all that matters." *jump*
I played a Revenant Assassin in 4e amd when we our characters introduced themselves I said "We are Legion."
Yup, big pile of souls squeezed into one container.
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From a game I played in with another group a few years ago, as my character got killed:
"I just wanted you to know, before I go, you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I." (And yes, the replacement character indeed said, "Oh, hello. So wh- hmm. New teeth. That's weird. So what were we talking about? Oh, that's right!" though my suggestion to have him wearing my old character's clothing loosely on his body was vetoed.)
Though I suppose in this day and age, I'd have to say "...I don't want to go." next time my character bites the big one. (Followed by "LEGS! I've still got legs! Good!")
Players in my group inevitably spout "Woah, big ugly!" (Oliver Platt as Porthos, encountering the jailkeeper in The Three Musketeers) any time a large hideous thing jumps them by surprise. I've used it myself a time or three...
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In our CotCT campaign, a coach carrying two exiled Galtan noblewomen was being dragged into a pit by an enraged otyugh. My paladin (a tall, musclebound fellow who is often underestimated as being stupid and humourless) runs up, wrenches open the door of the coach, reaches out a hand and intones to the ladies, ‘Come with me if you want to live.’