100+ books: Help me build a library


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OK, so my group is going to be having a Airship/Spelljammer ship soon. On this ship we plan on having a library on this ship because it is also going to be a base of operations and home for our characters and crew.

Now I allowed one of my players to acquire a family library of books in search of a particular couple of books needed for our adventures. However, this has me doing a little more work then I can handle at the moment because I want a list of what the books are. For the most part this is just for funny book titles, some serious, only a a rare few be useful. Please note: His family came from a line of shipbuilders and navy men but the other side of this family are full of Druids. Also we have collection from other sources that we have not figured out what they are. In addition I plan on having these type of books as things regularly found as loot since everyone in my group loves grabbing them.

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Book Title: TWISTER The Mating Habits of the Weasel

Author: Pliny the Warped

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Book Title: Lemure Demure A Tale of the Flesh

Author: Demongurgan The Insane

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Book Title: The Ogre Sutra For those of Big Bones

Author: Golak the Flexible

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Book Title: BEHOLD!!! Everything you wanted to know about Beholders and everything you didn't

Author: UHWEOIU HASDAO of the Tongue Twist

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Book Title: Hug Toy Otyugh Fun for the kiddies and handy garbage disposal, A guide for care and maintenance

Author: Trader Marsh


"Thirty Days in the Samarkind Desert with the Duchess of Kent" by A. E. J. Eliott, O.B.E.

"A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment.

"David Coperfield" by Edmund Wells.

"Grate Expectations", "Knickerless Knickleby", and "A Sale of Two Titties" by the same author.

And let's not forget "The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles".


Spes Magna Mark wrote:

"Thirty Days in the Samarkind Desert with the Duchess of Kent" by A. E. J. Eliott, O.B.E.

"A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment.

"David Coperfield" by Edmund Wells.

"Grate Expectations", "Knickerless Knickleby", and "A Sale of Two Titties" by the same author.

And let's not forget "The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles".

BIGGLES COMBS HIS HAIR!

Liberty's Edge

"On Griffons and Gryfalcons" by Slater the Scarred


"An Adventurer's Guide to Knowing When to Run Away" by J. E. Harbledargle.

A black skull with glittering ruby teeth on the cover...


Along for the Journey by R. U. Cumming


You might try this site.

CJ

Dark Archive

"The Natural Ones, a look at Druid Culture"

Sovereign Court

A Child's Anthology of Woodland Creatures - Lindstrom C Lange

Travels in Arcadia - L.S. Therbauld

A Night in the Fire, A Day in the Sea - Petre Devishnal


101 Ways to Grope the Opposite Sex
Author: David Copafeel

Scarab Sages

Adventure to Starboard, Excitement to Port: My life at Sea by Captain Wils "One Ear" Hawkstar

Common Creatures of the Inner Sea by Ezrin Waveskipper

Shiver Those Timbers: My Time Among the Shackles Pirates by Venture-Captain Rinaldo Sevensan

Sails and Spirits: Legends of the Seas by Liri "Mizzenmane" Westring

Liberty's Edge

Pendulum of Interstellar Dream Machine, By Vagabond Bill


The Art of Gore by M.I Taur

Scarab Sages

The Eyes Have It: A Compendium of Creatures with Gazes both Horrid and Deadly by Bea Holder

Liberty's Edge

50 Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makeit Illustrated by Betty Dont

Tiger's Revenge by Claude Bawls

Meat Locker by Seymore Peters

Walking Clap by Dixie Normous

RPG Superstar 2015 Top 8

Climbing the World Tree: The Journal of Belshamir's Assent

How to Craft Hulls with Iron Wood
(note: somewhat useful!)

Eight Odes to the Sea Serpents if Yok

A Complete Table of Base 2, 3, and 10 Logarithms.

The Travels of Octolithian: Cities of Wonder, Places of Majesty
(note: these are made up travel tales, written as though the were true. If believed they could cause the players trouble and consternation.)

A Sailors Guide to the Deepest Desires of Mermaids


A list of books in Candlekeep (Forgotten Realms)


Title: The Old Ones Reach Out
A Pop-Up book for Kids

Author: Jibber-jabber the Mad Pathfinder

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

The Edition Wars: A History of Trauma and Loss
-- Anonymous

The Little Otyugh's First Book of Words
-- Gulga Cench

An Alphabet Book for Gloomy Children
-- F. Anboys


Where the Yellow River Flows by I.P. Freely


Title: Here There Be Dragons!!
They find you crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Author: Joe the Limbless

Liberty's Edge

Try "Libem Liborium - The Complete D20 Guide to Books," originally from Silven Publishing, latterly 12 to Midnight.

It's available at e23 - http://e23.sjgames.com/item.html?id=SP1001 and Wargame Vault -
http://wap.wargamevault.com/product_reviews.php?products_id=1450&it=1 but not here at Paizo (else I'd have just sent you there and not mentioned other stores!).


Title: Mating Habits of the Tarrasque
Author: Marco Worldwalker

also Seventh Sanctum has an amusing Book name generator
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