OK, so my group is going to be having a Airship/Spelljammer ship soon. On this ship we plan on having a library on this ship because it is also going to be a base of operations and home for our characters and crew.
Now I allowed one of my players to acquire a family library of books in search of a particular couple of books needed for our adventures. However, this has me doing a little more work then I can handle at the moment because I want a list of what the books are. For the most part this is just for funny book titles, some serious, only a a rare few be useful. Please note: His family came from a line of shipbuilders and navy men but the other side of this family are full of Druids. Also we have collection from other sources that we have not figured out what they are. In addition I plan on having these type of books as things regularly found as loot since everyone in my group loves grabbing them.
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Book Title: TWISTER The Mating Habits of the Weasel
Author: Pliny the Warped
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Book Title: Lemure Demure A Tale of the Flesh
Author: Demongurgan The Insane
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Book Title: The Ogre Sutra For those of Big Bones
Author: Golak the Flexible
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Book Title: BEHOLD!!! Everything you wanted to know about Beholders and everything you didn't
Author: UHWEOIU HASDAO of the Tongue Twist
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Book Title: Hug Toy Otyugh Fun for the kiddies and handy garbage disposal, A guide for care and maintenance
Author: Trader Marsh
"Thirty Days in the Samarkind Desert with the Duchess of Kent" by A. E. J. Eliott, O.B.E.
"A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment.
"David Coperfield" by Edmund Wells.
"Grate Expectations", "Knickerless Knickleby", and "A Sale of Two Titties" by the same author.
And let's not forget "The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles".
"Thirty Days in the Samarkind Desert with the Duchess of Kent" by A. E. J. Eliott, O.B.E.
"A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment.
"David Coperfield" by Edmund Wells.
"Grate Expectations", "Knickerless Knickleby", and "A Sale of Two Titties" by the same author.
And let's not forget "The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles".
BIGGLES COMBS HIS HAIR!
"An Adventurer's Guide to Knowing When to Run Away" by J. E. Harbledargle.
A black skull with glittering ruby teeth on the cover...
Along for the Journey by R. U. Cumming
You might try this site.
CJ
101 Ways to Grope the Opposite Sex
Author: David Copafeel
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Adventure to Starboard, Excitement to Port: My life at Sea by Captain Wils "One Ear" Hawkstar
Common Creatures of the Inner Sea by Ezrin Waveskipper
Shiver Those Timbers: My Time Among the Shackles Pirates by Venture-Captain Rinaldo Sevensan
Sails and Spirits: Legends of the Seas by Liri "Mizzenmane" Westring
The Art of Gore by M.I Taur
Title: The Old Ones Reach Out
A Pop-Up book for Kids
Author: Jibber-jabber the Mad Pathfinder
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8
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The Edition Wars: A History of Trauma and Loss
-- Anonymous
The Little Otyugh's First Book of Words
-- Gulga Cench
An Alphabet Book for Gloomy Children
-- F. Anboys
Where the Yellow River Flows by I.P. Freely
Title: Here There Be Dragons!!
They find you crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Author: Joe the Limbless
Title: Mating Habits of the Tarrasque
Author: Marco Worldwalker
also Seventh Sanctum has an amusing Book name generator
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