Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.
Moff: That's just sad.
Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.
Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
I don't think I appreciate all this negative stereotyping.Nice! But, you know, just once I wish that weren't true.(Yes, it's work safe)
Sorry man, but really when are tentacles ever a good sign? ;)
Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.
Well, now the snow has finally started coming down. We'll see if it ends up as bad as forecasted.Tonight's forecast? Negative 17 with a wind chill of negative 35.
But still no snow.
Holy crap!
I just had to run a quick errand. This is definitely the kind of weather that reminds you that men have nipples too!
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Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
Well I must be a wimin hatin' asstard, cause I thunk it uz funny.
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Well, now the snow has finally started coming down. We'll see if it ends up as bad as forecasted.Tonight's forecast? Negative 17 with a wind chill of negative 35.
But still no snow.
Holy crap!
I just had to run a quick errand. This is definitely the kind of weather that reminds you that men have nipples too!
Yeah but other than to let us know how cold it is they're as useless as t%@@ on a boar-hog.
Well I must be a wimin hatin' asstard, cause I thunk it uz funny.
No way, man. Everybody knows you're a woman-lovin' asstard.
The word asstard is funny. Now that I think of it, though, it would have to mean slow ass. No way LPM is a slow ass.
The word asstard is funny. Now that I think of it, though, it would have to mean slow ass. No way LPM is a slow ass.Well I think it comes from ass+bastard. But... thanks?
Huh...ass+bastard. An asinine can be illegitimate? The things that worry me...
Huh...ass+bastard. An asinine can be illegitimate? The things that worry me...The word asstard is funny. Now that I think of it, though, it would have to mean slow ass. No way LPM is a slow ass.Well I think it comes from ass+bastard. But... thanks?
Huh? Now i'z cunfoozed.
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Well, now the snow has finally started coming down. We'll see if it ends up as bad as forecasted.Tonight's forecast? Negative 17 with a wind chill of negative 35.
But still no snow.
Holy crap!
I just had to run a quick errand. This is definitely the kind of weather that reminds you that men have nipples too!
Well, I've been avoiding this. Time for me to sit in an ice-box waiting for it to warm up enough to get home.
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My INSANE day started with 2.5 hours hanging out with a US Forestry & Wildlife officer, sifting through garbage at the Tijuana Slough Wildlife Refuge. Then I got a call from home telling me that our credit card number was being used by an inmate in an LA County Jail. Rushed back to the ship for my promotion ceremony, only to find out that Helen couldn't get on base because we let both her ID and car decals expire.
So, in the end, I will be closing the day with a freshly cleaned roadside (courtesy of the jerks who dumped the trash), a new credit card number, new base decals on both cars, and shiny new Commander insignia on my uniform. I suppose all's well that ends well, right? ;-)
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My INSANE day started with 2.5 hours hanging out with a US Forestry & Wildlife officer, sifting through garbage at the Tijuana Slough Wildlife Refuge. Then I got a call from home telling me that our credit card number was being used by an inmate in an LA County Jail. Rushed back to the ship for my promotion ceremony, only to find out that Helen couldn't get on base because we let both her ID and car decals expire.
So, in the end, I will be closing the day with a freshly cleaned roadside (courtesy of the jerks who dumped the trash), a new credit card number, new base decals on both cars, and shiny new Commander insignia on my uniform. I suppose all's well that ends well, right? ;-)
You should celebrate by ripping Chuck Norris's head of with just you butt muscles!
Sorry your day was a madhouse, but glad it ended well. enough.
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Well, now the snow has finally started coming down. We'll see if it ends up as bad as forecasted.Tonight's forecast? Negative 17 with a wind chill of negative 35.
But still no snow.
Holy crap!
I just had to run a quick errand. This is definitely the kind of weather that reminds you that men have nipples too!
Especially when my nipples arrive 5 minutes before I do.
My INSANE day started with 2.5 hours hanging out with a US Forestry & Wildlife officer, sifting through garbage at the Tijuana Slough Wildlife Refuge. Then I got a call from home telling me that our credit card number was being used by an inmate in an LA County Jail. Rushed back to the ship for my promotion ceremony, only to find out that Helen couldn't get on base because we let both her ID and car decals expire.
So, in the end, I will be closing the day with a freshly cleaned roadside (courtesy of the jerks who dumped the trash), a new credit card number, new base decals on both cars, and shiny new Commander insignia on my uniform. I suppose all's well that ends well, right? ;-)
Gratz Commander Crenshaw.
Gratz Commander Crenshaw.My INSANE day started with 2.5 hours hanging out with a US Forestry & Wildlife officer, sifting through garbage at the Tijuana Slough Wildlife Refuge. Then I got a call from home telling me that our credit card number was being used by an inmate in an LA County Jail. Rushed back to the ship for my promotion ceremony, only to find out that Helen couldn't get on base because we let both her ID and car decals expire.
So, in the end, I will be closing the day with a freshly cleaned roadside (courtesy of the jerks who dumped the trash), a new credit card number, new base decals on both cars, and shiny new Commander insignia on my uniform. I suppose all's well that ends well, right? ;-)
+1!
You're buying the beer, right? I'm raising one to you now!
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Doesn't matter.Ok I just finished watching Battlestar Galacta the entire series. I need tv suggestions. I need to know what I need to see.currently on air or any tv series?I kind of like Being Human, the BBC version at least. I have not seen the American version on SyFy yet.
I enjoy Merlin, but it is kind light-hearted and not exactly mature, just as a warning.
This is kind of old, but I did enjoy Queer as Folk, if you haven't seen it.
I am interested in A Game of Thrones on HBO, but then I enjoyed the first book of the Song of Fire and Ice series.
Seen both Being Human (UK) and Being Human (US) like them both. I have also watched Merlin, which I also enjoy. Queer as Folk is worth checking out I think. And A Game of Thrones hasn't started yet has it?
Well done, Commander Crenshaw.
Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
...but....but....I was being sarcastic back....
stoopid internetz not communicating humor properly ;P
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some old ones include: Farscape(4 seasons), Stargate SG-1(10 seasons),Stargate Atlantis (5 seasons), The big bang theoryDoesn't matter.Ok I just finished watching Battlestar Galacta the entire series. I need tv suggestions. I need to know what I need to see.currently on air or any tv series?
Seen the Stargate Series. And Farscape a few years ago. Started The Big Bang Theory.
Congrats, Commander Crenshaw. :)
Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
...but....but....I was being sarcastic back....
stoopid internetz not communicating humor properly ;P
Ah...doin' the ol' double down sarcasm, are you!? So I'm not really noble! Oh, the pain...
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I've watched and enjoyed Dexter. I just finished season 5. So I'm up to current with that one.Ok I just finished watching Battlestar Galacta the entire series. I need tv suggestions. I need to know what I need to see.What have you already seen?
I'm enjoying Dexter, and The Office at the moment. Star Gate Universe seems ok.
Sounds to me like you need to take some time and watch Star Wars -- finally.
We just finished and enjoyed Doctor Who the third season. Blink has to be one of the creepiest episodes of anything I've seen.
We also enjoyed Legend of the Seeker -- a little campy but fun.
If you haven't seen Red Dwarf -- you better get moving on it.
We've also enjoyed Full Metal Alchemist.
I LOOOVVVEEEEE Dr. Who. Up to current with it. As well as Red Dwarf watched the whole series and loved it. I'm not an anime fan so I'm not sure Full Metal Alchemist is up my alley. But I may check out Legend of the Seeker.
Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
I'm preparing to invoke rule 34 in there. I have an itchy finger.
I'm preparing to invoke rule 34 in there. I have an itchy finger.Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
If you're invoking Rule 34 on Nigella, I am totally in favor. :)
Seen the Stargate Series. And Farscape a few years ago. Started The Gang Bang Theory.some old ones include: Farscape(4 seasons), Stargate SG-1(10 seasons),Stargate Atlantis (5 seasons), The big bang theoryDoesn't matter.Ok I just finished watching Battlestar Galacta the entire series. I need tv suggestions. I need to know what I need to see.currently on air or any tv series?
And the minis agreed to this?
If you're invoking Rule 34 on Nigella, I am totally in favor. :)I'm preparing to invoke rule 34 in there. I have an itchy finger.Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
I'd butter her English Muffins.
If you're invoking Rule 34 on Nigella, I am totally in favor. :)I'm preparing to invoke rule 34 in there. I have an itchy finger.Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
I'd butter her English Muffins.
Every nook-and-cranny?
If you're invoking Rule 34 on Nigella, I am totally in favor. :)I'm preparing to invoke rule 34 in there. I have an itchy finger.Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
I'd butter her English Muffins.
Mmm.
Muffins.
I should have known it would take something like the power of invoking Nigella Lawson to draw you out of your seclusion.
If you're invoking Rule 34 on Nigella, I am totally in favor. :)I'm preparing to invoke rule 34 in there. I have an itchy finger.Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
I'd butter her English Muffins.
She has some curves. I like curves.
I really don't care for the whole scrawny model thing, and smart capable women are just hot!
I should have known it would take something like the power of invoking Nigella Lawson to draw you out of your seclusion.
Cool! One of my fellow long haired metal heads is back!
I still think Rone cut his hair off and burned it as an offering to Wolfgang Baur. The cold-hearted brute.
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Every nook-and-cranny?If you're invoking Rule 34 on Nigella, I am totally in favor. :)I'm preparing to invoke rule 34 in there. I have an itchy finger.Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
I'd butter her English Muffins.
JAde was up?
Every nook-and-cranny?
Her?I'd butter her English Muffins.
If it were me, I'd fanservice her. Don't even bother the will save, man.
She has some curves. I like curves.
I really don't care for the whole scrawny model thing, and smart capable women are just hot!
I'm all over brainy curvy women faster than you can say rule 34.
I still think Rone cut his hair off and burned it as an offering to Wolfgang Baur. The cold-hearted brute.
I'd sooner <redacted> a Philistine.
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My INSANE day started with 2.5 hours hanging out with a US Forestry & Wildlife officer, sifting through garbage at the Tijuana Slough Wildlife Refuge. Then I got a call from home telling me that our credit card number was being used by an inmate in an LA County Jail. Rushed back to the ship for my promotion ceremony, only to find out that Helen couldn't get on base because we let both her ID and car decals expire.
So, in the end, I will be closing the day with a freshly cleaned roadside (courtesy of the jerks who dumped the trash), a new credit card number, new base decals on both cars, and shiny new Commander insignia on my uniform. I suppose all's well that ends well, right? ;-)
You should celebrate by ripping Chuck Norris's head of with just you butt muscles!
Sorry your day was a madhouse, but glad it ended well. enough.
LOL! (Literally!)
Thanks, Cousin. It definitely seems to be ending much better than it started.
I hope everyone else is doing well, too. Been too busy to keep up with the thread much, lately.
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