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Urizen wrote:Studpuffin, what did you do?!?!?!?!?!? :DStudpuffin wrote:The door has been opened. There is no turning back.Urizen wrote:Jedi Zombie Porn? X_XJeremy Mcgillan wrote:That is when I will have to execute order sixty-six-thirty-four.Urizen wrote:I'll keep an eye out, but next week all mini prices will jump 25-50% with the announcement of the death of DDM.Justin Franklin wrote:Someway. Somehow. Someday. I will triumph and will have one within my possession without paying an ungodly amount for it. I shall fulfill my destiny.Urizen wrote:Nice! ;DJeremy Mcgillan wrote:Sometimes Urizen, I just don't know what to say anymore. If I just give you a Tiamat without any strings attached, would it help my sanity?Most certainly, Jeremy.
Don't blame me. That's been around for years now. Han Solo vs Zombies. It's DOOM with Harrison Ford. *rolls eyes*

Justin Franklin |

Justin Franklin wrote:Don't blame me. That's been around for years now. Han Solo vs Zombies. It's DOOM with Harrison Ford. *rolls eyes*Urizen wrote:Studpuffin, what did you do?!?!?!?!?!? :DStudpuffin wrote:The door has been opened. There is no turning back.Urizen wrote:Jedi Zombie Porn? X_XJeremy Mcgillan wrote:That is when I will have to execute order sixty-six-thirty-four.Urizen wrote:I'll keep an eye out, but next week all mini prices will jump 25-50% with the announcement of the death of DDM.Justin Franklin wrote:Someway. Somehow. Someday. I will triumph and will have one within my possession without paying an ungodly amount for it. I shall fulfill my destiny.Urizen wrote:Nice! ;DJeremy Mcgillan wrote:Sometimes Urizen, I just don't know what to say anymore. If I just give you a Tiamat without any strings attached, would it help my sanity?Most certainly, Jeremy.
Yes but you added pr0n! ;)

Urizen |

You don't need that out-of-date mini! I'll be happy to sell you the upcoming Tiamat Pog! It doubles as a frisbee! Also, it has a code on the back that unlocks special stuff in our subscription website. Purchasing one also enters you in a drawing for a randomized booster deck in our upcoming War of the Dragon Queen cards.
How should I put this succinctly?

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Studpuffin wrote:Yes but you added pr0n! ;)Justin Franklin wrote:Don't blame me. That's been around for years now. Han Solo vs Zombies. It's DOOM with Harrison Ford. *rolls eyes*Urizen wrote:Studpuffin, what did you do?!?!?!?!?!? :DStudpuffin wrote:The door has been opened. There is no turning back.Urizen wrote:Jedi Zombie Porn? X_XJeremy Mcgillan wrote:That is when I will have to execute order sixty-six-thirty-four.Urizen wrote:I'll keep an eye out, but next week all mini prices will jump 25-50% with the announcement of the death of DDM.Justin Franklin wrote:Someway. Somehow. Someday. I will triumph and will have one within my possession without paying an ungodly amount for it. I shall fulfill my destiny.Urizen wrote:Nice! ;DJeremy Mcgillan wrote:Sometimes Urizen, I just don't know what to say anymore. If I just give you a Tiamat without any strings attached, would it help my sanity?Most certainly, Jeremy.
Only in the margins! I can't help it, Han Solo is like "Space Richard Burton"... not the film guy but the original.

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Justin Franklin wrote:Studpuffin wrote:Don't blame me. That's been around for years now. Han Solo vs Zombies. It's DOOM with Harrison Ford. *rolls eyes*Yes but you added pr0n! ;)Someone ought to keep the puffin in check. Treppa should give him some chores.
Sweep, my apprentice. SWEEP!
*pointer hovers over Add Friend on FB*

Justin Franklin |

Celestial Healer wrote:This is like an old fashioned FAWTL blitz!I hope not! Another blitz could push PMG over the edge.
I suggested in chat we do one right before the RPGSS announcement and he didn't seem to think it would be a problem, except one of the servers was down.

Marijuakurion {4:20} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Marriage has made him fat and sassy. Attack his complacent mastery of the boards!OOOOHHHHH!!!! He is totally going to get you back for that one Leafy. I think Sara Marie mentioned a big glass pipe of sativa.
{twirls 'stache}
Did she, the vixen? I must sample her wares.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Marriage has made him fat and sassy. Attack his complacent mastery of the boards!OOOOHHHHH!!!! He is totally going to get you back for that one Leafy. I think Sara Marie mentioned a big bottle of herbicide.
Well, if it's not true, then we shall see! But I'm not digging out my track shoes...

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Marriage has made him fat and sassy. Attack his complacent mastery of the boards!OOOOHHHHH!!!! He is totally going to get you back for that one Leafy. I think Sara Marie mentioned a big glass pipe of sativa.{twirls 'stache}
Did she, the vixen? I must sample her wares.
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Well, if it's not true, then we shall see! But I'm not digging out my track shoes...Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Marriage has made him fat and sassy. Attack his complacent mastery of the boards!OOOOHHHHH!!!! He is totally going to get you back for that one Leafy. I think Sara Marie mentioned a big bottle of herbicide.
Wait... I'm confused... I don't remember the either!

Marijuakurion {4:20} |

Wait... I'm confused... I don't remember the either!
{twirls 'stache}
Now now now there pretty lil' thing. Just give the devices over to ole 'kurion here and let an experienced professional (read: double honors!) handle that device. My skills are maxed with a focus feat, you must know.
*puff* *puff* *puff* *blows smoke*

Mairkurion {tm} |

Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote:Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Marriage has made him fat and sassy. Attack his complacent mastery of the boards!OOOOHHHHH!!!! He is totally going to get you back for that one Leafy. I think Sara Marie mentioned a big glass pipe of sativa.{twirls 'stache}
Did she, the vixen? I must sample her wares.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Wait... I'm confused... I don't remember the either!Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Well, if it's not true, then we shall see! But I'm not digging out my track shoes...Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Marriage has made him fat and sassy. Attack his complacent mastery of the boards!OOOOHHHHH!!!! He is totally going to get you back for that one Leafy. I think Sara Marie mentioned a big bottle of herbicide.
See, that's the thing about people making up threats. You don't remember making them. Like Urizen doesn't remember telling me that if I don't stop posting stuff that makes him laugh, he's going to haul off and mail me his copies of the Pact Magic books, just to shut me up. Still, I check the mail for them every day...

Mairkurion {tm} |

Sara Marie wrote:Wait... I'm confused... I don't remember the either!{twirls 'stache}
Now now now there pretty lil' thing. Just give the devices over to ole 'kurion here and let an experienced professional (read: double honors!) handle that device. My skills are maxed with a focus feat, you must know.
*puff* *puff* *puff* *blows smoke*
What's really scary is this so sounds like me. I imagine if I ever make it to Amsterdam, it will sound even more like me.

Urizen |

See, that's the thing about people making up threats. You don't remember making them. Like Urizen doesn't remember telling me that if I don't stop posting stuff that makes him laugh, he's going to haul off and mail me his copies of the Pact Magic books, just to shut me up. Still, I check the mail for them every day...
I'd have to buy that first. OTOH, I have the Guidebook to the Grand Douche of Karameikos if you want to revive a Mystara campaign.

Marijuakurion {4:20} |

Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote:What's really scary is this so sounds like me. I imagine if I ever make it to Amsterdam, it will sound even more like me.Sara Marie wrote:Wait... I'm confused... I don't remember the either!{twirls 'stache}
Now now now there pretty lil' thing. Just give the devices over to ole 'kurion here and let an experienced professional (read: double honors!) handle that device. My skills are maxed with a focus feat, you must know.
*puff* *puff* *puff* *blows smoke*
Three beers ... er cheers to no random drug testing at university! Huzzah!

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:See, that's the thing about people making up threats. You don't remember making them. Like Urizen doesn't remember telling me that if I don't stop posting stuff that makes him laugh, he's going to haul off and mail me his copies of the Pact Magic books, just to shut me up. Still, I check the mail for them every day...I'd have to buy that first. OTOH, I have the Guidebook to the Grand Douche of Karameikos if you want to revive a Mystara campaign.
Damn. No wonder I'm having to wait such a long time!

Marijuakurion {4:20} |

Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote:I heerd tell that he was the one behind all the honey bees dyin' out!Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I, on the other hand, would bear no shame. I am your evil twin.** spoiler omitted **
Their production was impactful. I had to smoke 'em out.
{twirls 'stache}

Justin Franklin |

Mairkurion Jr. wrote:I love it when I, as the programmer, get random tier 1 help desk calls from people who can't be bothered to call the help desk line we have expressly set up and manned for that purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jess Door wrote:AUGH!!!!!!!!Yesh?
Well it seems very silly to not just go directly to the programmer. ;)

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Equally as awesome is when I'm on call for the help desk and get calls at 5 a.m. on the emergency hotline....that turn out to be personal calls to help desk personnel.
Or when the message they leave on the emergency line is "Hello? My name is Bob? And, um..my computer won't work? Please help! *click!*"
Well, Bob, I'm sorry to say I can't HELP YOU, because you gave me NO information!
Oh! Oh! This is lovely! When they call with the message above, only they add a 7 digit phone number, because, you know, we're not an international freaking company or anything.

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Jess Door wrote:Well it seems very silly to not just go directly to the programmer. ;)Mairkurion Jr. wrote:I love it when I, as the programmer, get random tier 1 help desk calls from people who can't be bothered to call the help desk line we have expressly set up and manned for that purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jess Door wrote:AUGH!!!!!!!!Yesh?
Exactly. Because I'm not working on anything important like new aquisitions. I should totally get frantic phone calls from idiots that forgot their password.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~!

Mairkurion {tm} |

The Old Man of the Mountains wrote:Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote:I heerd tell that he was the one behind all the honey bees dyin' out!Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I, on the other hand, would bear no shame. I am your evil twin.** spoiler omitted **
Their production was impactful. I had to smoke 'em out.
{twirls 'stache}
So...you're a minion of Ryan Dancey? Man, I didn't see that coming.

Justin Franklin |

Justin Franklin wrote:Jess Door wrote:Well it seems very silly to not just go directly to the programmer. ;)Mairkurion Jr. wrote:I love it when I, as the programmer, get random tier 1 help desk calls from people who can't be bothered to call the help desk line we have expressly set up and manned for that purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jess Door wrote:AUGH!!!!!!!!Yesh?Exactly. Because I'm not working on anything important like new aquisitions. I should totally get frantic phone calls from idiots that forgot their password.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~!
I think you may need to get yourself a group of assassins.:)

Freehold DM |

Jess Door wrote:Well it seems very silly to not just go directly to the programmer. ;)Mairkurion Jr. wrote:I love it when I, as the programmer, get random tier 1 help desk calls from people who can't be bothered to call the help desk line we have expressly set up and manned for that purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jess Door wrote:AUGH!!!!!!!!Yesh?
Makes perfect sense to me. :-)