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Liberty's Edge

<continues the awkward silence>


Solnes wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
So...basically it's YOUR fault that I have to suffer. No wonder you haven't been sleeping well.
Heh, I am the worst about procrastinating. I knew there was like 200 pics to upload and that it was going to take forever. Kept putting it off.

Trust me, I trump your procrastination. :/


<eyes shift from left to right, then points blatantly>


Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Why is no one responding to me today? :(

PAY ATTENTION TO ME! TALK TO ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
*shoots Solnes with a Super Soaker*

That better be 2%.

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Urizen wrote:
<eyes shift from left to right, then points blatantly>

Ack! Put it away!


Solnes wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Why is no one responding to me today? :(

PAY ATTENTION TO ME! TALK TO ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
*shoots Solnes with a Super Soaker*
Hey! I'm wearing a white shirt!

Correction. Change out 2% for Vitamin Double D.


You have to ask Kuato nicely.

<Quaaaaaaaid!>

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Urizen wrote:

You have to ask Kuato nicely.

<Quaaaaaaaid!>

Everybody from mars has 3 boobs.


Rodent of Glory wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
I dropped an M&M and was sad that it might have landed on the floor. I was happy that it landed on my chair. Why is it that a chair seat seems cleaner than the floor?
Scatters more M&Ms on the floor of the thread.

I'd rather follow a Reese's trail. It worked for E.T.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:

You have to ask Kuato nicely.

<Quaaaaaaaid!>

Everybody from mars has 3 boobs.

What am I going to use for my third hand to....Ah, never mind.

Kuato.

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Urizen wrote:
Rodent of Glory wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
I dropped an M&M and was sad that it might have landed on the floor. I was happy that it landed on my chair. Why is it that a chair seat seems cleaner than the floor?
Scatters more M&Ms on the floor of the thread.
I'd rather follow a Reese's trail. It worked for E.T.

And James Wood.


Treppa wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
I'm gonna run out of daily rage uses at this rate.

Stop by the Celestial Sette and recharge.

WHY is Urizen NOT around when I have HPB business to discuss?

When I'm good, I'm good. I break into HPB elsewhere before even seeing this from you. The hivemind works wonders! Huzzah!

HPB???

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Ha__ P____ B____

EDIT: I'm ignoring the rest of the posts around me. Lalalalalalalalalala.

I'm guessing it's not half priced books, but I'm not quite there yet. I presume if it was G rated you would have just come out and said it, so I think I need another hint.

(if it's half priced books I'm going to feel retarded)


Solnes wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
I dropped an M&M and was sad that it might have landed on the floor. I was happy that it landed on my chair. Why is it that a chair seat seems cleaner than the floor?
That depends....hardwood or carpet?

That depends. Is it humid and melting?

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Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:

You have to ask Kuato nicely.

<Quaaaaaaaid!>

Everybody from mars has 3 boobs.

What am I going to use for my third hand to....Ah, never mind.

Kuato.

If it's the baby arm, it could hold an apple at the largest. Probably something like a jonagold or a fuji.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
I'm gonna run out of daily rage uses at this rate.

Stop by the Celestial Sette and recharge.

WHY is Urizen NOT around when I have HPB business to discuss?

When I'm good, I'm good. I break into HPB elsewhere before even seeing this from you. The hivemind works wonders! Huzzah!

HPB???

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Ha__ P____ B____

EDIT: I'm ignoring the rest of the posts around me. Lalalalalalalalalala.

I'm guessing it's not half priced books, but I'm not quite there yet. I presume if it was G rated you would have just come out and said it, so I think I need another hint.

(if it's half priced books I'm going to feel retarded)

Black Eyed Peas wants you to get retarded in here.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
I'm gonna run out of daily rage uses at this rate.

Stop by the Celestial Sette and recharge.

WHY is Urizen NOT around when I have HPB business to discuss?

When I'm good, I'm good. I break into HPB elsewhere before even seeing this from you. The hivemind works wonders! Huzzah!

HPB???

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Ha__ P____ B____

EDIT: I'm ignoring the rest of the posts around me. Lalalalalalalalalala.

I'm guessing it's not half priced books, but I'm not quite there yet. I presume if it was G rated you would have just come out and said it, so I think I need another hint.

(if it's half priced books I'm going to feel retarded)

You're right at the first guess! Vanna turns the remaining letters around

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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
I'm gonna run out of daily rage uses at this rate.

Stop by the Celestial Sette and recharge.

WHY is Urizen NOT around when I have HPB business to discuss?

When I'm good, I'm good. I break into HPB elsewhere before even seeing this from you. The hivemind works wonders! Huzzah!

HPB???

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Ha__ P____ B____

EDIT: I'm ignoring the rest of the posts around me. Lalalalalalalalalala.

I'm guessing it's not half priced books, but I'm not quite there yet. I presume if it was G rated you would have just come out and said it, so I think I need another hint.

(if it's half priced books I'm going to feel retarded)

It's half priced books.

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Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
If there's a movie scheduled to begin and no one buys a ticket, does it actually run?

No. I can speak from my theater-hopping experience.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Any....minute ....now.....
Kinky posts! I luv em!
She meant the pics.

Dear Planet Houston. Why has nothing changed?


Treppa wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
I'm gonna run out of daily rage uses at this rate.

Stop by the Celestial Sette and recharge.

WHY is Urizen NOT around when I have HPB business to discuss?

When I'm good, I'm good. I break into HPB elsewhere before even seeing this from you. The hivemind works wonders! Huzzah!

HPB???

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Ha__ P____ B____

EDIT: I'm ignoring the rest of the posts around me. Lalalalalalalalalala.

I'm guessing it's not half priced books, but I'm not quite there yet. I presume if it was G rated you would have just come out and said it, so I think I need another hint.

(if it's half priced books I'm going to feel retarded)

You're right at the first guess! Vanna turns the remaining letters around

WOOT! I'm right yet I still feel retarded! Dhop!


Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?

I'm hedging my bets and collecting the vig on that theorem. Which is why I'm being made to do this for the next six weeks beginning this Friday. :/


General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Any....minute ....now.....
Kinky posts! I luv em!
She meant the pics.
Dear Planet Houston. Why has nothing changed?

I think she posted them on face book.


taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?

Dkkyjrukdjkd fekjrhebfne. YAH!!!!!

<drool>

It was the chicken that came first. Problem solved. Creationists scramble after weeping torrentially from their manginas.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Any....minute ....now.....
Kinky posts! I luv em!
She meant the pics.
Dear Planet Houston. Why has nothing changed?
I think she posted them on face book.

Damn. I was even too subtle for you.

My power grows greater each day. The Dark Side lives and breathes in me.


Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?

Dkkyjrukdjkd fekjrhebfne. YAH!!!!!

<drool>

It was the chicken that came first. Problem solved. Creationists scramble after weeping torrentially from their manginas.

Are you drinking too?


It was either the pictures or she had to kneel before me and atone.

But what of you, Houstonian?


Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Any....minute ....now.....
Kinky posts! I luv em!
She meant the pics.
Dear Planet Houston. Why has nothing changed?
I think she posted them on face book.

Damn. I was even too subtle for you.

My power grows greater each day. The Dark Side lives and breathes in me.

Crap! I seem to be shooting for the obtuse hat trick.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?

Dkkyjrukdjkd fekjrhebfne. YAH!!!!!

<drool>

It was the chicken that came first. Problem solved. Creationists scramble after weeping torrentially from their manginas.

That's where they weep from??? That can't have evolved.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?

Dkkyjrukdjkd fekjrhebfne. YAH!!!!!

<drool>

It was the chicken that came first. Problem solved. Creationists scramble after weeping torrentially from their manginas.
Are you drinking too?

101% sober, sir.

I'm a riot act when there's blood in my alcohol stream, however. There are extant evidence out there. In realms you've refrained from treading. :P


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Any....minute ....now.....
Kinky posts! I luv em!
She meant the pics.
Dear Planet Houston. Why has nothing changed?
I think she posted them on face book.

Damn. I was even too subtle for you.

My power grows greater each day. The Dark Side lives and breathes in me.

Crap! I seem to be shooting for the obtuse hat trick.

If I reach inside an asshat, will I pull out a vorpal bunny? :p


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?

Dkkyjrukdjkd fekjrhebfne. YAH!!!!!

<drool>

It was the chicken that came first. Problem solved. Creationists scramble after weeping torrentially from their manginas.
That's where they weep from??? That can't have evolved.

They waffled.


Treppa wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?
Fascinating.
raises one eyebrow

It's even more impressive when you have a unibrow. I don't know how the hell Mona does it.


Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?
I'm hedging my bets and collecting the vig on that theorem. Which is why I'm being made to do this for the next six weeks beginning this Friday. :/

I could use one of those. Or two. Perhaps three.... or four?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?

Dkkyjrukdjkd fekjrhebfne. YAH!!!!!

<drool>

It was the chicken that came first. Problem solved. Creationists scramble after weeping torrentially from their manginas.
That's where they weep from??? That can't have evolved.
They waffled.

So surgery then?

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General Zod! wrote:

It was either the pictures or she had to kneel before me and atone.

But what of you, Houstonian?

Are you threatening me?

I have no tepee for my bunghole...


Solnes wrote:
AaaannnddD Done!

You need to rotate some of the pics on there, babe. I have never wanted to see Sharoth on his side(s) and I'd like to keep it that way. =)


houstonderek wrote:
General Zod! wrote:

It was either the pictures or she had to kneel before me and atone.

But what of you, Houstonian?

Are you threatening me?

I have no tepee for my bunghole...

Did you know your city was ranked on the list of top 9 ugliest cities for women to find men? I was aghast.


Fopdoud of Fez wrote:
::Starts grinding organ::

<awkward silence>

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Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
General Zod! wrote:

It was either the pictures or she had to kneel before me and atone.

But what of you, Houstonian?

Are you threatening me?

I have no tepee for my bunghole...

Did you know your city was ranked on the list of top 9 ugliest cities for women to find men? I was aghast.

Diamonds in the rough...


Sebastian wrote:
Damnit Taig, not you too! No more new avatars!!! Don't you fools understand that new avatars resulted in the fall of Atlantis/Rome/New Jersey?

Chernobyl & Three Mile Island, too.


Sebastian wrote:
Solnes wrote:
AaaannnddD Done!
Good god, what a bunch of fatties! If I were at Myrtle Beach Con, I'd have kicked everyone's ass! ;-)

Well played, sir. The cola? Nostril burn.

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Urizen wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Damnit Taig, not you too! No more new avatars!!! Don't you fools understand that new avatars resulted in the fall of Atlantis/Rome/New Jersey?
Chernobyl & Three Mile Island, too.

Not true! New Jersey fell because of Atilla the Hun, everyone knows that!


I need to sleep, but the Puffin is playing Alice in Chains... no sleep.

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Treppa wrote:
I need to sleep, but the Puffin is playing Alice in Chains... no sleep.

Fine, when this one is over it's bedtime.


More Alice!!!!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Observations: I can tell when I meet Urizen face-to-face, personal space issues are going to have to be addressed. ;-P

You won't be able to keep your hands off of me.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Damnit Taig, not you too! No more new avatars!!! Don't you fools understand that new avatars resulted in the fall of Atlantis/Rome/New Jersey?
Chernobyl & Three Mile Island, too.
Not true! New Jersey fell because of Atilla the Hun, everyone knows that!

I blame the Haibru.

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
More Alice!!!!

Yes mistress.


Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
More Alice!!!!
Yes mistress.

No More Mister Nice Guy.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Damnit Taig, not you too! No more new avatars!!! Don't you fools understand that new avatars resulted in the fall of Atlantis/Rome/New Jersey?
Chernobyl & Three Mile Island, too.
Not true! New Jersey fell because of Atilla the Hun, everyone knows that!
I blame the Haibru.

"Peep this", said a little bird.

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