A silly religious discussion

[CourtFool]

Humps The Man's leg.

[Samnell]

The Man wrote:

All religion was created (by me) to control the masses (you).

The masses don't mind. They all think it's controlling someone else. A ferret perhaps.

[The Cathezar]

Dance, puppets, dance! *yanks on chains*

[Terquem]

We the followers of the “Hideous Undulating Monstrous Manicotti Unconquerable Super-being” (HUMMUS) take offense at the assumption that the “Flying Spaghetti Monster” has the fortitude necessary to compete at this level.

We will file official protest with the POEE for final arbitration

[CourtFool]

Terquem wrote:

...take offense at the assumption that the “Flying Spaghetti Monster” has the fortitude necessary to compete at this level.

You obviously have not been paying attention then.

[Moff Rimmer]

Samnell wrote:

The Gazebo wrote:

APPEAR

It is of the Devil and an Abomination! Kill it!

I'll wear the Head of Vecna!

You must face the Gazebo alone.

[The Gazebo]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Samnell wrote:

The Gazebo wrote:

APPEAR

It is of the Devil and an Abomination! Kill it!

I'll wear the Head of Vecna!

You must face the Gazebo alone.

BEWARE, I LIVE!! ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRR!! I HUNGER!!

[CourtFool]

The Gazebo wrote:

I HUNGER!!

There is some gently used soup a couple beards up.

[The Catheter]

The Cathezar wrote:

Dance, puppets, dance! *yanks on chains*

No, I am the true puppet master! yanks on Cathezar's chains

[Christopher Walken]

Hill Giant wrote:

I'm a disciple of the Blue Oyster cult.

Don't Fear the Reaper! Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll! uh... More Cowbell?

Come, "walk-en" the cowbell-ish goodness... with me.. for a h-while.

[Orthos]

The Catheter wrote:

The Cathezar wrote:

Dance, puppets, dance! *yanks on chains*

No, I am the true puppet master! yanks on Cathezar's chains

Now that's just all kinds of wrong.

[Spotty Carpet]

The Catheter wrote:

The Cathezar wrote:

Dance, puppets, dance! *yanks on chains*

No, I am the true puppet master! yanks on Cathezar's chains

Stop, you're dripping on me!

[Nobodaddy]

Fundies were right

[yellowdingo]

The Gazebo wrote:

RUN COWARDS! I HUNGER!!

Holy Toledo...a Talking Gazebo...I wonder if it can travel in time?