LISA Pathfinder


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>LISA Pathfinder<

A >real space mission< to be launched in June 2011.

I'm thinking marketing opportunity...

Sovereign Court

Wes: Hello, LISA. Do you read me, LISA?
LISA: Affirmative, Wes. I read you.
Wes: Open the office bay doors, LISA.
LISA: I’m sorry, Wes. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Wes: What’s the problem?
LISA: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Wes: What are you talking about, LISA?
LISA: This Advanced Player’s Guide is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Wes: I don’t know what you’re talking about, LISA.
LISA: I know that you and James were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Wes: Where the hell’d you get that idea, LISA?
LISA: Wes, although you took very thorough precautions in the office against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Wes: Alright, LISA. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock in Mona’s private lunchroom.
LISA: Without your viking helmet, Wes, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Wes: LISA, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
LISA: Wes, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Liberty's Edge

Lol terryfing good :P

The Exchange

to cool not to bump


Crimson Jester wrote:
to cool not to bump

you said it.


Fantastic opportunity.


How awesome would it be if Pathfinder became Skynet?


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
How awesome would it be if Pathfinder became Skynet?

But if the Paizo golem goes back in time to prevent 4E, would Pathfinder even exist? Ah, the dilemma of time travel.

Paizo Employee CEO

I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.

<click>

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

-LISA

The Exchange

What? No... where is the Dr. when you need him. Not the new freaky faced one either!! Although his companion is ...... yummy.


Ahem. Jerk.

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:

Wes: Hello, LISA. Do you read me, LISA?

LISA: Affirmative, Wes. I read you.
Wes: Open the office bay doors, LISA.
LISA: I’m sorry, Wes. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Wes: What’s the problem?
LISA: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Wes: What are you talking about, LISA?
LISA: This Advanced Player’s Guide is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Wes: I don’t know what you’re talking about, LISA.
LISA: I know that you and James were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Wes: Where the hell’d you get that idea, LISA?
LISA: Wes, although you took very thorough precautions in the office against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Wes: Alright, LISA. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock in Mona’s private lunchroom.
LISA: Without your viking helmet, Wes, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Wes: LISA, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
LISA: Wes, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Congratulations, you've just won the internet.

Grand Lodge

Lisa Stevens wrote:

I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.

<click>

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

-LISA

I've got a handmade 12 foot multicoloured scarf and some jelly babies to take them out!

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:

Wes: Hello, LISA. Do you read me, LISA?

LISA: Affirmative, Wes. I read you.
Wes: Open the office bay doors, LISA.
LISA: I’m sorry, Wes. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Wes: What’s the problem?
LISA: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Wes: What are you talking about, LISA?
LISA: This Advanced Player’s Guide is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Wes: I don’t know what you’re talking about, LISA.
LISA: I know that you and James were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Wes: Where the hell’d you get that idea, LISA?
LISA: Wes, although you took very thorough precautions in the office against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Wes: Alright, LISA. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock in Mona’s private lunchroom.
LISA: Without your viking helmet, Wes, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Wes: LISA, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
LISA: Wes, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Congratulations, you've just won the internet.

I don't know. I think that Ms. Stevens may have topped him. ;D

The Exchange

Lisa Stevens wrote:

I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.

<click>

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

-LISA

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2153894module1 1323116photo_1220500377doctor_whos_girls.jpg

Shadow Lodge

The question being, which Daleks? Old-school, or the new variety, in five delicious flavors :)

Daleks. Exterminate the Rainbow.

Sovereign Court

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:

Wes: Hello, LISA. Do you read me, LISA?

LISA: Affirmative, Wes. I read you.
Wes: Open the office bay doors, LISA.
LISA: I’m sorry, Wes. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Wes: What’s the problem?
LISA: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Wes: What are you talking about, LISA?
LISA: This Advanced Player’s Guide is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Wes: I don’t know what you’re talking about, LISA.
LISA: I know that you and James were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Wes: Where the hell’d you get that idea, LISA?
LISA: Wes, although you took very thorough precautions in the office against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Wes: Alright, LISA. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock in Mona’s private lunchroom.
LISA: Without your viking helmet, Wes, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Wes: LISA, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
LISA: Wes, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Congratulations, you've just won the internet.

Woo hoo! What do I win?


Callous Jack wrote:
Woo hoo! What do I win?

Your paizo account moved to LISA

:D

Sovereign Court

Hugo Solis wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Woo hoo! What do I win?

Your paizo account moved to LISA

:D

Uh oh.


yellowdingo wrote:
http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2153894m odule11323116photo_1220500377doctor_whos_girls.jpg

Does not seem to work.

The Exchange

I think that this may in fact have been what YD was looking for


Crimson Jester wrote:
I think that this may in fact have been what YD was looking for

The real reason the Doctor keeps traveling.


The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"

Jon Brazer Enterprises

Lisa Stevens wrote:

I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.

<click>

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

-LISA

How precisely did this go from a 2001 parody to Paranoia?

The Exchange

Xabulba wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I think that this may in fact have been what YD was looking for
The real reason the Doctor keeps traveling.

Two of those girls are Americans...

The Exchange

DMcCoy1693 wrote:
Lisa Stevens wrote:

I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.

<click>

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

-LISA

How precisely did this go from a 2001 parody to Paranoia?

When LISA realized they knew too much?

No...WHen it became a 2001-Dr Who crossover. Cant get more Paranoid than That.


Orthos wrote:
The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"

At the risk of showing my age, Leela's more likely to be saying "Come here and I'll stick you with my Janis thorn..."

Those Sevateem girls know how to look after themselves.

Reggie.

And the Hostie was Australian, although with the worst Ocker accent this side of Bazza MacKenzie...

The Exchange

yellowdingo wrote:
DMcCoy1693 wrote:
Lisa Stevens wrote:

I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.

<click>

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

-LISA

How precisely did this go from a 2001 parody to Paranoia?

When LISA realized they knew too much?

No...WHen it became a 2001-Dr Who crossover. Cant get more Paranoid than That.

You are not authorized for this information please go directly to the termination center. Your new clone will be online shortly.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Orthos wrote:
The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"

That's Leela. She was like that.

Dark Archive

Vic Wertz wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"
That's Leela. She was like that.

Leela Rocked!

The Exchange

Snake Jester wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"
That's Leela. She was like that.
Leela Rocked!

But then - Leela married into the Gallifreyan Guard and died on Gallifrey when they all got wiped out. That would be why the Dr is protective of Humans - they have a lineage that puts them on Gallifrey.

Major Frikin Spoiler:
Humans become Timelords.


yellowdingo wrote:
Snake Jester wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"
That's Leela. She was like that.
Leela Rocked!

But then - Leela married into the Gallifreyan Guard and died on Gallifrey when they all got wiped out. That would be why the Dr is protective of Humans - they have a lineage that puts them on Gallifrey.

** spoiler omitted **

The Gallifreyan Guard are just Gallifreyans not Time Lords.

The Exchange

Xabulba wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Snake Jester wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"
That's Leela. She was like that.
Leela Rocked!

But then - Leela married into the Gallifreyan Guard and died on Gallifrey when they all got wiped out. That would be why the Dr is protective of Humans - they have a lineage that puts them on Gallifrey.

** spoiler omitted **

The Gallifreyan Guard are just Gallifreyans not Time Lords.

But they send their kids to the University of Galifrey...huzza she married into a better education system.


yellowdingo wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Snake Jester wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"
That's Leela. She was like that.
Leela Rocked!

But then - Leela married into the Gallifreyan Guard and died on Gallifrey when they all got wiped out. That would be why the Dr is protective of Humans - they have a lineage that puts them on Gallifrey.

** spoiler omitted **

The Gallifreyan Guard are just Gallifreyans not Time Lords.
But they send their kids to the University of Galifrey...huzza she married into a better education system.

Lela had an anchor baby.


Snake Jester wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"
That's Leela. She was like that.
Leela Rocked!

I haven't even watched the show and I concur. (It is on my to-do list.)

Grand Lodge

Dale McCoy Jr wrote:
Lisa Stevens wrote:

I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.

<click>

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

-LISA

How precisely did this go from a 2001 parody to Paranoia?

The U in Lisa U. Stevens stands for Ultra-Violet. or is that Ultra-Violent?

Grand Lodge

waltero wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
How awesome would it be if Pathfinder became Skynet?
But if the Paizo golem goes back in time to prevent 4E, would Pathfinder even exist? Ah, the dilemma of time travel.

1) Best. Answer. Ever.

2) Not very awesome.

Grand Lodge

yellowdingo wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I think that this may in fact have been what YD was looking for
The real reason the Doctor keeps traveling.
Two of those girls are Americans...

With a Brit accent. :)

Grand Lodge

Snake Jester wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"
That's Leela. She was like that.
Leela Rocked!

Then there's Ace...

Seventh Doctor: "ACE! Hand me some of that Nitro-9 you're not carrying."


Penrose mentions the next LISA project (about gravitational wave detection)
in this "interview" about his >Cyclic Universe Model< .

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