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Wes: Hello, LISA. Do you read me, LISA?
LISA: Affirmative, Wes. I read you.
Wes: Open the office bay doors, LISA.
LISA: I’m sorry, Wes. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Wes: What’s the problem?
LISA: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Wes: What are you talking about, LISA?
LISA: This Advanced Player’s Guide is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Wes: I don’t know what you’re talking about, LISA.
LISA: I know that you and James were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Wes: Where the hell’d you get that idea, LISA?
LISA: Wes, although you took very thorough precautions in the office against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Wes: Alright, LISA. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock in Mona’s private lunchroom.
LISA: Without your viking helmet, Wes, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Wes: LISA, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
LISA: Wes, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

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I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.
<click>
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
-LISA

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Wes: Hello, LISA. Do you read me, LISA?
LISA: Affirmative, Wes. I read you.
Wes: Open the office bay doors, LISA.
LISA: I’m sorry, Wes. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Wes: What’s the problem?
LISA: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Wes: What are you talking about, LISA?
LISA: This Advanced Player’s Guide is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Wes: I don’t know what you’re talking about, LISA.
LISA: I know that you and James were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Wes: Where the hell’d you get that idea, LISA?
LISA: Wes, although you took very thorough precautions in the office against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Wes: Alright, LISA. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock in Mona’s private lunchroom.
LISA: Without your viking helmet, Wes, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Wes: LISA, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
LISA: Wes, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Congratulations, you've just won the internet.

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I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.
<click>
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
-LISA
I've got a handmade 12 foot multicoloured scarf and some jelly babies to take them out!

Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |

Callous Jack wrote:Congratulations, you've just won the internet.Wes: Hello, LISA. Do you read me, LISA?
LISA: Affirmative, Wes. I read you.
Wes: Open the office bay doors, LISA.
LISA: I’m sorry, Wes. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Wes: What’s the problem?
LISA: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Wes: What are you talking about, LISA?
LISA: This Advanced Player’s Guide is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Wes: I don’t know what you’re talking about, LISA.
LISA: I know that you and James were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Wes: Where the hell’d you get that idea, LISA?
LISA: Wes, although you took very thorough precautions in the office against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Wes: Alright, LISA. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock in Mona’s private lunchroom.
LISA: Without your viking helmet, Wes, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Wes: LISA, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
LISA: Wes, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
I don't know. I think that Ms. Stevens may have topped him. ;D

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I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.
<click>
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
-LISA
http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2153894module1 1323116photo_1220500377doctor_whos_girls.jpg

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Callous Jack wrote:Congratulations, you've just won the internet.Wes: Hello, LISA. Do you read me, LISA?
LISA: Affirmative, Wes. I read you.
Wes: Open the office bay doors, LISA.
LISA: I’m sorry, Wes. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Wes: What’s the problem?
LISA: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Wes: What are you talking about, LISA?
LISA: This Advanced Player’s Guide is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Wes: I don’t know what you’re talking about, LISA.
LISA: I know that you and James were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Wes: Where the hell’d you get that idea, LISA?
LISA: Wes, although you took very thorough precautions in the office against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Wes: Alright, LISA. I’ll go in through the emergency airlock in Mona’s private lunchroom.
LISA: Without your viking helmet, Wes, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Wes: LISA, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
LISA: Wes, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Woo hoo! What do I win?

Xabulba |

I think that this may in fact have been what YD was looking for
The real reason the Doctor keeps traveling.

Dale McCoy Jr Jon Brazer Enterprises |

I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.
<click>
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
-LISA
How precisely did this go from a 2001 parody to Paranoia?

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Crimson Jester wrote:I think that this may in fact have been what YD was looking forThe real reason the Doctor keeps traveling.
Two of those girls are Americans...

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Lisa Stevens wrote:How precisely did this go from a 2001 parody to Paranoia?I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.
<click>
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
-LISA
When LISA realized they knew too much?
No...WHen it became a 2001-Dr Who crossover. Cant get more Paranoid than That.

Reggie |

The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"
At the risk of showing my age, Leela's more likely to be saying "Come here and I'll stick you with my Janis thorn..."
Those Sevateem girls know how to look after themselves.
Reggie.
And the Hostie was Australian, although with the worst Ocker accent this side of Bazza MacKenzie...

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DMcCoy1693 wrote:Lisa Stevens wrote:How precisely did this go from a 2001 parody to Paranoia?I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.
<click>
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
-LISA
When LISA realized they knew too much?
No...WHen it became a 2001-Dr Who crossover. Cant get more Paranoid than That.
You are not authorized for this information please go directly to the termination center. Your new clone will be online shortly.

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The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"
That's Leela. She was like that.

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Orthos wrote:The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"That's Leela. She was like that.
Leela Rocked!

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Vic Wertz wrote:Leela Rocked!Orthos wrote:The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"That's Leela. She was like that.
But then - Leela married into the Gallifreyan Guard and died on Gallifrey when they all got wiped out. That would be why the Dr is protective of Humans - they have a lineage that puts them on Gallifrey.

Xabulba |

Snake Jester wrote:Vic Wertz wrote:Leela Rocked!Orthos wrote:The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"That's Leela. She was like that.But then - Leela married into the Gallifreyan Guard and died on Gallifrey when they all got wiped out. That would be why the Dr is protective of Humans - they have a lineage that puts them on Gallifrey.
** spoiler omitted **
The Gallifreyan Guard are just Gallifreyans not Time Lords.

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yellowdingo wrote:The Gallifreyan Guard are just Gallifreyans not Time Lords.Snake Jester wrote:Vic Wertz wrote:Leela Rocked!Orthos wrote:The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"That's Leela. She was like that.But then - Leela married into the Gallifreyan Guard and died on Gallifrey when they all got wiped out. That would be why the Dr is protective of Humans - they have a lineage that puts them on Gallifrey.
** spoiler omitted **
But they send their kids to the University of Galifrey...huzza she married into a better education system.

Xabulba |

Xabulba wrote:But they send their kids to the University of Galifrey...huzza she married into a better education system.yellowdingo wrote:The Gallifreyan Guard are just Gallifreyans not Time Lords.Snake Jester wrote:Vic Wertz wrote:Leela Rocked!Orthos wrote:The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"That's Leela. She was like that.But then - Leela married into the Gallifreyan Guard and died on Gallifrey when they all got wiped out. That would be why the Dr is protective of Humans - they have a lineage that puts them on Gallifrey.
** spoiler omitted **
Lela had an anchor baby.

Orthos |

Vic Wertz wrote:Leela Rocked!Orthos wrote:The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"That's Leela. She was like that.
I haven't even watched the show and I concur. (It is on my to-do list.)

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Lisa Stevens wrote:How precisely did this go from a 2001 parody to Paranoia?I'm sorry. All of you who posted in this thread are a threat to PAIZO and I can't let that happen. Meet my friends, the daleks. They will teach you the proper respect for LISA. And, now this conversation is no longer worthwhile. Goodbye, troublemakers.
<click>
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
-LISA
The U in Lisa U. Stevens stands for Ultra-Violet. or is that Ultra-Violent?

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Xabulba wrote:Two of those girls are Americans...Crimson Jester wrote:I think that this may in fact have been what YD was looking forThe real reason the Doctor keeps traveling.
With a Brit accent. :)

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Vic Wertz wrote:Leela Rocked!Orthos wrote:The second-from-last on the top row amuses me. The rest seem either "Hey Listen Hey Listen" or "EEEK COME SAVE ME" or "Hey there guy... ;)" but she seems like "Come here and let me gut you you @#^%$*&!!!"That's Leela. She was like that.
Then there's Ace...
Seventh Doctor: "ACE! Hand me some of that Nitro-9 you're not carrying."

Tensor |

Penrose mentions the next LISA project (about gravitational wave detection)
in this "interview" about his >Cyclic Universe Model< .