Forces are at work. They are watching us. Influencing events, possibly even fully controlling things at times.
Finally! I wasn't being delusional. And I know who's behind it too.
Tensor wrote: Forces are at work. They are watching us. Influencing events, possibly even fully controlling things at times.
But ...
... what do they want?
Sometimes, some of them, send messages directly to you through fortunes in Chinese Fortune cookies. Tell no one of these communications, they are for you only.
Aaaaahhhhh!!! You....you're.....talking about.....THEM! Aren't you?
These are baseless lies. Everyone has free will, and is above influence.
Carry on.
Tensor wrote: Forces are at work. They are watching us. Influencing events, possibly even fully controlling things at times.
Imperial forces?
Callous Jack wrote: Tensor wrote: Forces are at work. They are watching us. Influencing events, possibly even fully controlling things at times.
Imperial forces? No. We are the PaizoMatix.
You will be assimilated.
Just shut up and take the red pill.
The Man wrote: These are baseless lies. Everyone has free will, and is above influence.
Carry on.
*steals the Man's toupee*
Oh my god! They'er everywhere!
puts on tinfoil suit
Conspiracy Buff wrote: Oh my god! They'er everywhere!
puts on tinfoil suit
*steals tinfoil suit*
Again, there is nothing to see here. Carry on.
*regrows toupee*
The Man wrote: Again, there is nothing to see here. Carry on.
*regrows toupee*
Awesome! Endless supply!
*keeps stealing toupees and watching them grow back*
*weaves together a toupee carpet in the meanwhile*
*says secret command word*
*toupee quilt engulfs Jackalope and suffocates her*
*stuffs and mounts Jackalope on mantle*
What about Entropy? Is that watching us?
Time?
Life?
Matter?
Correspondence?
Spirit?
Mind?
Prime?
oMtA FTW
Death is watching over us....
Hehehe....
*wanders off cackling*
Correct. These forces are also known as OTHER PEOPLE. :P
The Man wrote: *says secret command word*
*toupee quilt engulfs Jackalope and suffocates her*
Gwawgwawg!
*rips free and flees*
Fast as fast can be, never catch me!
*keeps everyone down*
Carry on.
The Man wrote: *keeps everyone down*
Carry on.
*climbs up his pants leg and coattails, jumps off his head*
Heeheeheeheehee!
Hmmm...
NSFW, profanity and angry music.
bugleyman wrote: Correct. These forces are also known as OTHER PEOPLE. :P Why is everybody looking at me??!!
Tensor wrote: bugleyman wrote: Correct. These forces are also known as OTHER PEOPLE. :P Why is everybody looking at me??!! Because you started it!
*hops onto Tensor's head*
Jackalope wrote: *hops onto Tensor's head* This is sooo cool. I like it.
houstonderek wrote: Hmmm...
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:)
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