Loot & Pillage

[yellowdingo]

Any thoughts on an e-zine that you are prepared to contribute articles to?

[Jasum the butler]

No I am sorry I have no thoughts at this time.

[Steven Tindall]

sung to the theme from "Married with children" "Love & Marrage"

Loot and Pillage
Loot and Pillage
It's what we do to every village
This I tell ya brother
Once you do one you'll want another

Loot and Pillage
Loot and pillage

(at this point my muse has deserted me,Darn him)
anyone else want to help and make a funny song?

[CourtFool]

Needs more poodles.

[Christopher Walken]

CourtFool wrote:

Needs more poodles.

As long as they are wearing cowbells. I would like some more cowbell.

[Sebastian]

Does pillaging include arson? I always forget...

[Bear on a Unicycle]

Sebastian wrote:

Does pillaging include arson? I always forget...

Only after.

Pillage first, arson after. Save the good stuff, yes?

[CourtFool]

Rape the fields and burn the women…wait, that can't be right.

[Bear on a Unicycle]

CourtFool wrote:

Rape the fields and burn the women…wait, that can't be right.

I've heard of plowing the fields, but that is ridiculous.

[Callous Jack]

CourtFool wrote:

Needs more poodles.

I can smell success from here.

No wait... that's on the bottom of my shoe.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Sebastian wrote:

Does pillaging include arson? I always forget...

If you know wtf you're doing.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Rape the fields and burn the women…wait, that can't be right.

I've heard of plowing the fields, but that is ridiculous.

If you're a Trash Humper, maybe.

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[Bear on a Unicycle]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Rape the fields and burn the women…wait, that can't be right.

I've heard of plowing the fields, but that is ridiculous.

If you're a Trash Humper, maybe.

(link not safe for work)

I always just ate what I found there.

[Crimson Jester]

Steven Tindall wrote:

sung to the theme from "Married with children" "Love & Marrage"

Loot and Pillage
Loot and Pillage
It's what we do to every village
This I tell ya brother
Once you do one you'll want another

Loot and Pillage
Loot and pillage

(at this point my muse has deserted me,Darn him)
anyone else want to help and make a funny song?

Loot and Pillage

Loot and Pillage
ask the local sentry
he'll say it's time to kill the gentry

Try try to ........thats all I got.

[Aaron Bitman]

Steven Tindall wrote:

sung to the theme from "Married with children" "Love & Marrage"

Loot and Pillage
Loot and Pillage
It's what we do to every village
This I tell ya brother
Once you do one you'll want another

Loot and Pillage
Loot and pillage

(at this point my muse has deserted me,Darn him)
anyone else want to help and make a funny song?

Loot and Pillage

Loot and Pillage
Time to sever heads and watch blood spillage.
Charge the local sentry
And see how long he blocks your entry.

Try, try, try to stop our charge now.
Halt our intrusion.
Try, try, try and your life will just come
To a conclusion.

(BTW, Frank Sinatra first recorded that song in 1955, long before Married... With Children.)

EDIT: That's two consecutive nights that I got ninja'd on this site!

[CourtFool]

Aaron Bitman wrote:

EDIT: That's two consecutive nights that I got ninja'd on this site!

Meh. You always come up a little short. ;)

[Steven Tindall]

Aaron Bitman wrote:

Steven Tindall wrote:

sung to the theme from "Married with children" "Love & Marrage"

Loot and Pillage
Loot and Pillage
It's what we do to every village
This I tell ya brother
Once you do one you'll want another

Loot and Pillage
Loot and pillage

(at this point my muse has deserted me,Darn him)
anyone else want to help and make a funny song?

Loot and Pillage

Loot and Pillage
Time to sever heads and watch blood spillage.
Charge the local sentry
And see how long he blocks your entry.

Try, try, try to stop our charge now.
Halt our intrusion.
Try, try, try and your life will just come
To a conclusion.

(BTW, Frank Sinatra first recorded that song in 1955, long before Married... With Children.)

EDIT: That's two consecutive nights that I got ninja'd on this site!

Great work on the song, now I can't get it outta my head.