I have it upon good authority that...

[Urizen]

I blame Staples for that...ever since they came out with that red EASY button. I think Bitter Thorn gave 'em the idea. Closet cover pinko, that guy! <scribbles in journal>

[Shinmizu]

Everyone knows it's a lever, not a button. It's been a lever ever since the beings from Croatoan gave the doomsday device to the Freemasons.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

{notes Shinmizu's eager attempts to spread disinformation, goes back to playing with Rubik's TimeCube}

[Lord Fyre]

Urizen wrote:

I blame Staples for that...ever since they came out with that red EASY button. I think Bitter Thorn gave 'em the idea. Closet cover pinko, that guy! <scribbles in journal>

Spoiler:

How did you get away from Bitter Thorn's Faceless Goons?

I thought that you were a gonner for sure!

[Conspiracy Buff]

Shinmizu wrote:

Everyone knows it's a lever, not a button. It's been a lever ever since the beings from Croatoan gave the doomsday device to the Freemasons.

Are you talking about the the Sentient Birchwood Robots from Croatoan, or the Hive-mind Eel Men from Croatoan?

[Xabulba]

The Belgian's are comming!

[Celestial Healer]

Xabulba wrote:

The Belgian's are comming!

Are they bringing waffles? I like waffles.

[Urizen]

Lord Fyre wrote:

Urizen wrote:

I blame Staples for that...ever since they came out with that red EASY button. I think Bitter Thorn gave 'em the idea. Closet cover pinko, that guy! <scribbles in journal>

** spoiler omitted **

You know ... you kinda look like Bitter Thorn too. Hm....

[Urizen]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

The Belgian's are comming!

Are they bringing waffles? I like waffles.

Ackbar told me it's a trap, man.

[Xabulba]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

The Belgian's are comming!

Are they bringing waffles? I like waffles.

With mayonaise, lots and lots of mayonaise.

[tceidolon]

Urizen wrote:

I blame Staples for that...ever since they came out with that red EASY button. I think Bitter Thorn gave 'em the idea. Closet cover pinko, that guy! <scribbles in journal>

LOCATION: Undisclosed location somewhere in Washington DC

TIME: Late in the evening

THOSE PRESENT: Top Secret

The President exited the TOTAL PERSPECTIVE CHAMBER. He hated doing that. Inside, he WAS the center of the universe. Outside, simply another minion of the master. The teleprompter lit up, bringing a drooling grin to the face of the President.

"man-thing president"

"yes master?"

"the one called Urizen suspects to much. i doubt he truly knows anything of import, however, he is to close to the truth."

"yes master, shall i send in the fbi or batfe ? or is it time to call in the united nations troops to quell the uprising? or shall I demand another stimulus bill?"

(The President, seeing a fly buzzing about, nimbly grabs it, shoving it into his mouth)

"NO you man-thing idiot. and stop eating flys. it's disgusting......
send several ghouls.....yes, he escaped the last two.....send more to finish the job, man-thing president.....if they fail, you will replace them......begone now, man-thing"

"yes master...why do you have that shot gun?"

"though none of your concern, man-thing president, it amuses me to tell you I am going hunting.....with a few friends....but still none of your concern....he he he he"

The teleprompter winked out. The President could still hear the beings laughter echo about the room. Then he noticed another fly.

"....yessss masster....."

[Urizen]

(starts scribbling notes onto the palm of his hand to remind himself what conspiracies he needs to blog about later)

Agent Mulder was right.

[Xabulba]

Agent Mulder is a Fox.

[Celestial Healer]

Conversation with my mom last night (she's a nurse in an inpatient psychiatric center):

Her: Today one of my patients told me, "It's all a conspiracy. Now I know what you're thinking, and this is not some crazy-person conspiracy, it's an actual one."

Me: And to think, if, instead of rambling about how people are spying on him and implanting microchips, he was rambling about how Obama was born in Kenya or the Bush administration instigated 9/11, he could be on the news instead of in a mental institution.

[Tom Carpenter]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Conversation with my mom last night (she's a nurse in an inpatient psychiatric center):

Her: Today one of my patients told me, "It's all a conspiracy. Now I know what you're thinking, and this is not some crazy-person conspiracy, it's an actual one."

Me: And to think, if, instead of rambling about how people are spying on him and implanting microchips, he was rambling about how Obama was born in Kenya or the Bush administration instigated 9/11, he could be on the news instead of in a mental institution.

Clearly the micro chip is working.

[Mulder agent of Fox]

Xabulba wrote:

Agent Mulder is a Fox.

See Urizen Run

Run, Urizen, Run

The Ghouls Are Coming Urizen

Faceless Minions Of The Evil One

[Smiley the Dentist]

I pick up radio transmissions with my teeth... don't be afraid to put your ears in here to listen.

*licks teeth hungrily*

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

I pick up radio transmissions with my teeth... don't be afraid to put your ears in here to listen.

"KENT! KENT! WAKE UP KENT!..."

[Ashe Ravenheart]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

I pick up radio transmissions with my teeth... don't be afraid to put your ears in here to listen.

"KENT! KENT! WAKE UP KENT!..."

Damn. Learn something new everyday. Like by putting a '=XmXXs' at the end of a youtube link will jump the video to that time in the video.

[Urizen]

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

I pick up radio transmissions with my teeth... don't be afraid to put your ears in here to listen.

"KENT! KENT! WAKE UP KENT!..."

Damn. Learn something new everyday. Like by putting a '=XmXXs' at the end of a youtube link will jump the video to that time in the video.

Really? Example. I'm intrigued.

EDIT: n/m, I just realized when I clicked the same link you did.

Thanks, Amby!

[Ashe Ravenheart]

Urizen wrote:

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

I pick up radio transmissions with my teeth... don't be afraid to put your ears in here to listen.

"KENT! KENT! WAKE UP KENT!..."

Damn. Learn something new everyday. Like by putting a '=XmXXs' at the end of a youtube link will jump the video to that time in the video.

Really? Example. I'm intrigued.

The link from Ambrosia. It's a clip from Real Genius and the =3m41s at the end jumps it to that point in the clip.

[Tom Carpenter]

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

I pick up radio transmissions with my teeth... don't be afraid to put your ears in here to listen.

*licks teeth hungrily*

Perhaps you need to update to a satalite radio subscription.

Might bring in more vict...ah..ummm..listeners. Yea. Listeners.

[Godfather of Crime!]

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

[Smiley the Dentist]

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

[Avatar of John Wayne]

I'm right here, pilgrim. You got a problem?

[Smiley the Dentist]

*giggles*

I loved you in a Fistful of Dollars and the Magnificent Seven!

[Xabulba]

Avatar of John Wayne wrote:

I'm right here, pilgrim. You got a problem?

Did you really play a character named 'Rooster Cockburn' or was that the reason you walked funny.

[Celestial Healer]

Xabulba wrote:

Avatar of John Wayne wrote:

I'm right here, pilgrim. You got a problem?

Did you really play a character named 'Rooster Cockburn' or was that the reason you walked funny.

This made me laugh out loud. And I got funny looks over the cubicle wall.

[Avatar of John Wayne]

Xabulba wrote:

Avatar of John Wayne wrote:

I'm right here, pilgrim. You got a problem?

Did you really play a character named 'Rooster Cockburn' or was that the reason you walked funny.

I told the director that he didn't need "authenticity" when shooting the prostitute scene.

[Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King]

Tom Carpenter wrote:

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

I pick up radio transmissions with my teeth... don't be afraid to put your ears in here to listen.

*licks teeth hungrily*

Perhaps you need to update to a satellite radio subscription.

Might bring in more vict...ah..ummm..listeners. Yea. Listeners.

{installs DRM and rootkit in Smiley's teeth}

[The Gazebo]

*lurks*

[ulgulanoth]

steels the gazebo for the LE thread

[Smiley the Dentist]

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

Tom Carpenter wrote:

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

I pick up radio transmissions with my teeth... don't be afraid to put your ears in here to listen.

*licks teeth hungrily*

Perhaps you need to update to a satellite radio subscription.

Might bring in more vict...ah..ummm..listeners. Yea. Listeners.

{installs DRM and rootkit in Smiley's teeth}

Mmmmm, rootkit.

They also play betamax tapes.

[Mulder agent of Fox]

Quote:

Mmmmm, rootkit.

They also play betamax tapes.

Ahhhhhhh, betamax. The truth shows itself. Soon you to, Smiley Dentist, will also know the truth. Then you will be free.

They are very near............

[The Gazebo]

Mulder agent of Fox wrote:

Quote:

Mmmmm, rootkit.

They also play betamax tapes.

Ahhhhhhh, betamax. The truth shows itself. Soon you to, Smiley Dentist, will also know the truth. Then you will be free.

They are very near............

WE ARE ALREADY HERE.

RUN COWARD.

[Bitter Thorn]

The Gazebo wrote:

Mulder agent of Fox wrote:

Quote:

Mmmmm, rootkit.

They also play betamax tapes.

Ahhhhhhh, betamax. The truth shows itself. Soon you to, Smiley Dentist, will also know the truth. Then you will be free.

They are very near............

WE ARE ALREADY HERE.

RUN COWARD.

SANITY check!

[Xabulba]

Mayonnaise!!!

[Lord Fyre]

Bitter Thorn wrote:

The Gazebo wrote:

Mulder agent of Fox wrote:

Quote:

Mmmmm, rootkit.

They also play betamax tapes.

Ahhhhhhh, betamax. The truth shows itself. Soon you to, Smiley Dentist, will also know the truth. Then you will be free.

They are very near............

WE ARE ALREADY HERE.

RUN COWARD.

SANITY check!

Like me, you are an American. In other words ... you fail your SANITY check!

[Bitter Thorn]

Lord Fyre wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

The Gazebo wrote:

Mulder agent of Fox wrote:

Quote:

Mmmmm, rootkit.

They also play betamax tapes.

Ahhhhhhh, betamax. The truth shows itself. Soon you to, Smiley Dentist, will also know the truth. Then you will be free.

They are very near............

WE ARE ALREADY HERE.

RUN COWARD.

SANITY check!

Like me, you are an American. In other words ... you fail your SANITY check!

lol

[Urizen]

Everywhere I go, Bitter Thorn is.

It's definitely a Mason/Illuminati/Grey conspiracy going on here. I'm going to need more tinfoil.

[Sharoth]

Urizen wrote:

Everywhere I go, Bitter Thorn is.

It's definitely a Mason/Illuminati/Grey conspiracy going on here. I'm going to need more tinfoil.

Look out Urizen. Bitter Thorn is RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

Lord Fyre wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

SANITY check!

Like me, you are an American. In other words ... you fail your SANITY check!

{in Soviet accent:} In Ancient R'lyeh, Sanity checks you!

[Mulder agent of Fox]

Bitter Thorn wrote:

SANITY check!

Bah. I voted for Palin/Coulter in 2012. SANITY checks

matter me not.

Long live the eternal betamax!!!!!

[Smiley the Dentist]

Moving while The Nozzle is "Engaging" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Looking away from The Nozzle will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Moving or looking away from The Nozzle while "Calibrating" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Moving or looking away from The Nozzle while "Still Calibrating" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Do not look away from the Nozzle.

[Mulder agent of Fox]

Urizen wrote:

Everywhere I go, Bitter Thorn is.

It's definitely a Mason/Illuminati/Grey conspiracy going on here. I'm going to need more tinfoil.

Worry not, Urizen. Their paltry schemes mean little.

The Rosicrucians on the hand other.....tin foil they consume and putrid vapours belch. In these must find you the pathways to the future correct.

But watch for the ghouls...........

[Urizen]

But I like my ghouls with big breasts....so distract...OUCH DON'T BITE ME YOU!!!!! BITTER THORN SENT YOU!!!!! I'm running to a different thread!!!!!!!1111!1

<adjusts tin foil hat and scampers>

[Bitter Thorn]

Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

SANITY check!

Like me, you are an American. In other words ... you fail your SANITY check!

{in Soviet accent:} In Ancient R'lyeh, Sanity checks you!

ROFLMAO!!

[The Gazebo]

Bitter Thorn wrote:

The Gazebo wrote:

Mulder agent of Fox wrote:

Quote:

Mmmmm, rootkit.

They also play betamax tapes.

Ahhhhhhh, betamax. The truth shows itself. Soon you to, Smiley Dentist, will also know the truth. Then you will be free.

They are very near............

WE ARE ALREADY HERE.

RUN COWARD.

SANITY check!

I HUNGER!!

RUN! RUN RUN RUN!!

GOWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!

[Orthos]

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

Moving while The Nozzle is "Engaging" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Looking away from The Nozzle will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Moving or looking away from The Nozzle while "Calibrating" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Moving or looking away from The Nozzle while "Still Calibrating" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Do not look away from the Nozzle.

[Doctor]But listen - your life could depend on this - don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T! BLINK!

Good luck.[/Doctor]

[Mulder agent of Fox]

Orthos wrote:

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

Moving while The Nozzle is "Engaging" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Looking away from The Nozzle will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Moving or looking away from The Nozzle while "Calibrating" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Moving or looking away from The Nozzle while "Still Calibrating" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Do not look away from the Nozzle.

[Doctor]But listen - your life could depend on this - don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T! BLINK!

Good luck.[/Doctor]

Blinking While Calibrating is Problematic

Do not press the button:

Spoiler:

you crossed the streams dude

FWIW Ptolemaic (the earth is the fixed center of all heavenly bodies)