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If you gentlemen like cleavage, you'll love mine. You could drive a truck through it.At the car wash, whoaoaoaoaoa, workin at the carwash yeah!
EDIT: Probably best that I don't explain this one.
Washing cars is old prison slang.
You're a depraved person.
;)
Prison slang?
Who used prison slang?
You did. Washing cars.
Evil. So evil...
So what day is national cleavage day so I can mark it on my calander?
/ Good question. Doesn't seem to be the same day each year. Grr.
Well, to give a bit more detail - although South Africa has a great many flaws; it has a wonderful set of pros too. Not least of which is National Cleavage Day - which has been celebrated since 2002 and generally falls into late March / early April. The day - appropriately enough - is sponsored (and probably brain-childed) by Wonderbra, and we have lots of cleavage-themed parties across the nation at the hip clubs and cleavage-inspired promotional campaigns in all the major (women's) clothing stores.
The message of the National Cleavage Day, goes out to women in general - encouraging them to be proud in themselves, to live outwardly and to have fulfilled lives. And to buy wonderbra products ofcoz. ;)
If you gentlemen like cleavage, you'll love mine. You could drive a truck through it.
HUUUUUUURRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Mmmm, Super Star Destroyers ...
Super Star Destroyers are just ridiculous.
Hmm, too pointy. Now a nice pair o' Deathstars... Of course then we're back to 8th's explosion thread. :('''''0
Super Star Destroyers are just ridiculous.Mr. 8th Dwarf sir, thank you for waiting.
Are your affairs in order ? No? Pity that.
Lord Vader will see you now.
We all know what happens to the last Super Star Destroyer - It popped a Death Star and there was a hell of mess.
Now I would love to see that scene acted out with boobies.
Hmm, too pointy. Now a nice pair o' Deathstars... Of course then we're back to 8th's explosion thread. :('''''0Mmmm, Super Star Destroyers ...
Super Star Destroyers are just ridiculous.
I have an explosion thread? - where I forgot about that one?
I have an explosion thread? - where I forgot about that one?
Gah, wrong dwarf. It's the beards... you guys all look the same! ;)
I totally get and respect that everyone has their own preferences, and are entitled to them, but it always slightly amuses me that as soon as the subject of boobs is brought up you get all these guys going ‘hrmph, hrmph, I don’t like fake boobs, only real boobs for me, hrmph!’
I like fake boobs. And real ones, big or small, its all good. I don’t mind that fake ones look fake. To me, boobs are like spaceships (no, not ‘cos I never get to touch either of them); it’s like, you see a picture of the space shuttle and you go ‘wow, that’s awesome, a real life spaceship!’ And then you see a picture of an Imperial Star Destroyer, and you go ‘WOW. I totally know that’s not real, but that is really awesome. And so BIG. Unrealistically so, but still …’ You don’t go ‘hrmph, I don’t like fake spaceships.’
Besides, fake boobs can be fun.
See I have to disagree - I love the smooth and natural curves of a Mon Calamari cruiser over the sharp angles of an Imperial Star Destroyer.
Super Star Destroyers are just ridiculous.
Then again any boobs can be fun.
[derail] Hmmm, now I know why most of the Stormtroopers shoot worse than Cheney... they are just distracted [/derail].
I totally get and respect that everyone has their own preferences, and are entitled to them, but it always slightly amuses me that as soon as the subject of boobs is brought up you get all these guys going ‘hrmph, hrmph, I don’t like fake boobs, only real boobs for me, hrmph!’
I like fake boobs. And real ones, big or small, its all good. I don’t mind that fake ones look fake. To me, boobs are like spaceships (no, not ‘cos I never get to touch either of them); it’s like, you see a picture of the space shuttle and you go ‘wow, that’s awesome, a real life spaceship!’ And then you see a picture of an Imperial Star Destroyer, and you go ‘WOW. I totally know that’s not real, but that is really awesome. And so BIG. Unrealistically so, but still …’ You don’t go ‘hrmph, I don’t like fake spaceships.’
Besides, fake boobs can be fun.
[derail] Hmmm, now I know why most of the Stormtroopers shoot worse than Cheney... they are just distracted [/derail].See I have to disagree - I love the smooth and natural curves of a Mon Calamari cruiser over the sharp angles of an Imperial Star Destroyer.
Super Star Destroyers are just ridiculous.
Then again any boobs can be fun.
To quote Revenge of the Nerds "Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex. "
Everything it seems is a euphemism.
I approve of Femmetroopers.
I approve of Femmetroopers.
I for one welcome our Femmetrooper overlords.
I approve of Femmetroopers.I for one welcome our Femmetrooper overlords.
What was Palaptine thinking when he got Jango Fett? I would have definitely gone with cloning Femmetroopers. The Rebellion would have been crushed ... by cleavage.
[derail] Hmmm, now I know why most of the Stormtroopers shoot worse than Cheney... they are just distracted [/derail].
That is not a derail of this topic.
THIS is a derail of this topic. ;D
What was Palaptine thinking when he got Jango Fett? I would have definitely gone with cloning Femmetroopers. The Rebellion would have been crushed ... by cleavage.I approve of Femmetroopers.I for one welcome our Femmetrooper overlords.
Palpatine..with the flowing robes and the Boffaunt hairstyle and his way of trying to attract young men to his cause...oh yeh he'd have really gone for femmetroopers
Palpatine..with the flowing robes and the Boffaunt hairstyle and his way of trying to attract young men to his cause...oh yeh he'd have really gone for femmetroopersWhat was Palaptine thinking when he got Jango Fett? I would have definitely gone with cloning Femmetroopers. The Rebellion would have been crushed ... by cleavage.I approve of Femmetroopers.I for one welcome our Femmetrooper overlords.
Hmmm.....never put much thought on that. Hmmmmm....
