Did anyone else have an irrational fear of steamrollers as a child?


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Silver Crusade

I don't mean the reasonable fear of walking alongside a moving steamroller and tripping in front of it. I mean living in terror of one waiting for you outside your house, or coming through the walls in your bedroom.

Just wondering. This sinus medicine is kicking up some peculiar childhood memories.

Sovereign Court

I don't think I have ever been near an operating steamroller.
But then again, I grew up in a farm town.

My wife is terrified of escalators, that a shoelace will snag and it will pull her down and grind her up.


No, not steamrollers.

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Callous Jack wrote:
My wife is terrified of escalators, that a shoelace will snag and it will pull her down and grind her up.

When I was a youngling, one of my father's co-worker had this happen to a daughter. She was ~5 years old, and her shoe caught in the side of the escalator. Try as she might her Mom could not free her foot by the time she reached the top. Metal vs small child's toes... the outcome was tragic.

Silver Crusade

Mikaze wrote:

I don't mean the reasonable fear of walking alongside a moving steamroller and tripping in front of it. I mean living in terror of one waiting for you outside your house, or coming through the walls in your bedroom.

Just wondering. This sinus medicine is kicking up some peculiar childhood memories.

Nope! :D That's pretty darn funny though.

Silver Crusade

Tensor wrote:

No, not steamrollers.

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Callous Jack wrote:
My wife is terrified of escalators, that a shoelace will snag and it will pull her down and grind her up.

When I was a youngling, one of my father's co-worker had this happen to a daughter. She was ~5 years old, and her shoe caught in the side of the escalator. Try as she might her Mom could not free her foot by the time she reached the top. Metal vs small child's toes... the outcome was tragic.

Damn...

Dark Archive

i have no irrational fears... all my fears are pretty rational

Scarab Sages

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Ingredients:
• 1 pound cooked smoked sausage or kielbasa, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
• 1/2 cup chopped onion
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Cheesy Scalloped Potatoes
• 1/8 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne)
• 2 1/3 cups water
• 2/3 cup milk
• 1 tablespoon butter
• 2 cups assorted frozen vegetables, such as California blend

Preparation Directions:
1. COOK sausage and onion in large skillet until sausage is browned and onion is tender, stirring frequently. Drain.
2. ADD potato slices, sauce packet, pepper, water, milk and butter. Mix well. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat. Simmer 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.
3. STIR in vegetables. Simmer 5 to 8 minutes or until potatoes and vegetables are tender, stirring occasionally.

Yield: 6 Servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 30 min

Liberty's Edge

This made me think of the scene near the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit where the bad guy gets slowly squashed by the steamroller.

There are clues throughout the movie that he is a toon, (and so he won't be killed horribly by the event) but if you're a little kid watching, it's easy to miss them.

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Mikaze wrote:

I don't mean the reasonable fear of walking alongside a moving steamroller and tripping in front of it. I mean living in terror of one waiting for you outside your house, or coming through the walls in your bedroom.

Just wondering. This sinus medicine is kicking up some peculiar childhood memories.

I take it that you were a very impressionable youth.


Cuchulainn wrote:

This made me think of the scene near the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit where the bad guy gets slowly squashed by the steamroller.

There are clues throughout the movie that he is a toon, (and so he won't be killed horribly by the event) but if you're a little kid watching, it's easy to miss them.

It made me think of the scene at the beginning of Maximum Overdrive, where the little league baseball player gets run down by a steamroller. When they originally filmed it, they made the dummy's head into a big bag of blood. They thought it was just gonna break open and the blood would roll onto the roller, but the head exploded instead. The rating board told them they had to edit out the exploding head if they didn't want to get an X rating.

Liberty's Edge

Never saw that one, though I remember seeing trailers for it on TV, as a kid. The goblin-faced truck, especially.

The only movie based on a Stephen King book that actually scared me was Pet Semetary.

Most of the others were really bad, especially Sleepwalkers. I need to summon Vomit Guy for that one.

Lantern Lodge

I remember hating steamrollers after Nanny knitted a steel sweater without arms that bound Bananaman and stopped him from escaping when she ran over him with a steamroller...

Dark Archive

I live about 200 feet from an elevated freeway, right by the off ramp. There is still a moment every night, just before I drift off to sleep, that I think "what if a semi misses the exit and plows into my house when I'm asleep?"


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Liberty's Edge

One of my best friends is a big hunting and gun-enthusiast, who likes to tout his Italian ethnicity in a sort-of tough-guy way. Very opinionated, assertive, with a touch of old-fashioned machismo.

...and he is absolutely terrified of clowns.


Cuchulainn wrote:

This made me think of the scene near the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit where the bad guy gets slowly squashed by the steamroller.

There are clues throughout the movie that he is a toon, (and so he won't be killed horribly by the event) but if you're a little kid watching, it's easy to miss them.

Hey!

BBCode stuff below the text box wrote:
Movie plot spoiler:
This is a spoiler, such as revealing who really did frame Roger Rabbit.

Spoiler that, please!

:P


Tensor wrote:

No, not steamrollers.

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Callous Jack wrote:
My wife is terrified of escalators, that a shoelace will snag and it will pull her down and grind her up.

When I was a youngling, one of my father's co-worker had this happen to a daughter. She was ~5 years old, and her shoe caught in the side of the escalator. Try as she might her Mom could not free her foot by the time she reached the top. Metal vs small child's toes... the outcome was tragic.

Oh god. Please tell me she didn't lose her foot. Or worse.


Lord Fyre wrote:
Mikaze wrote:

I don't mean the reasonable fear of walking alongside a moving steamroller and tripping in front of it. I mean living in terror of one waiting for you outside your house, or coming through the walls in your bedroom.

Just wondering. This sinus medicine is kicking up some peculiar childhood memories.

I take it that you were a very impressionable youth.

You're the same Lord Fyre from Candle Keep right?

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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
Mikaze wrote:

I don't mean the reasonable fear of walking alongside a moving steamroller and tripping in front of it. I mean living in terror of one waiting for you outside your house, or coming through the walls in your bedroom.

Just wondering. This sinus medicine is kicking up some peculiar childhood memories.

I take it that you were a very impressionable youth.
You're the same Lord Fyre from Candle Keep right?

I don't believe so.


Lord Fyre wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
Mikaze wrote:

I don't mean the reasonable fear of walking alongside a moving steamroller and tripping in front of it. I mean living in terror of one waiting for you outside your house, or coming through the walls in your bedroom.

Just wondering. This sinus medicine is kicking up some peculiar childhood memories.

I take it that you were a very impressionable youth.
You're the same Lord Fyre from Candle Keep right?
I don't believe so.

Oops!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Nope, not steamrollers. But, I was always afraid of stumbling upon a patch of quicksand. Not that I lived in the appropriate climate or terrain for such a thing.


When I was a little kid I was terrified of elevators for a while because I mispronounced it as alligators and associated it with the animal.

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

I was terrified of rhinoceroses. I still am, but that's a pretty rational fear. If a rhino decides he doesn't like you, that's several tons of horned and armored pain that can outrun you, can't be killed or stopped short of a very high-powered and specialized rifle, and is not bothered by the fact that you might be in a car or behind a wall.

Scarab Sages

The title of this thread was too interesting not to necromancy.

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