
Mairkurion {tm} |

Did D&D cause this too?
Yes. The pilot of the piper and the pilot of the United flight from Denver to San Francisco were both originally from the same D&D group. They are reported to have both played deathknights who flew black dragon mounts in that group.

Clinically Depressed Poodle |

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Next thing you know, they'll be saying a mauled that old french dude because of D&D.You didn't?
No way! I had a lot of good reasons to tear that old bastard up. He tried to have me "fixed". He wouldn't let me have table scraps. He was always yelling at me when I peed on the floor or leave him a landmine.
And, well......he was french.
Seriously, that should have been reason enough.

CourtFool |

David Fryer wrote:Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Next thing you know, they'll be saying a mauled that old french dude because of D&D.You didn't?No way! I had a lot of good reasons to tear that old bastard up. He tried to have me "fixed". He wouldn't let me have table scraps. He was always yelling at me when I peed on the floor or leave him a landmine.
And, well......he was french.
Seriously, that should have been reason enough.
Don't forget the punting.

Kirth Gersen |

Did D&D cause this too?
"Sources unaquainted with the pilot claim that he was an obsessive fan of 'Dungeons and Dragons.' Investigators have discovered that in 1981 he briefly owned a Dungeons and Dragons 'Players Handbook,' which lists 'experience point' costs to 'go up a level.' It is now suspected that he crashed the plane intentionally in order to score in-game 'experience points' for killing the passengers."

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David Fryer wrote:Did D&D cause this too?"Sources unaquainted with the pilot claim that he was an obsessive fan of 'Dungeons and Dragons.' Investigators have discovered that in 1981 he briefly owned a Dungeons and Dragons 'Players Handbook,' which lists 'experience point' costs to 'go up a level.' It is now suspected that he crashed the plane intentionally in order to score in-game 'experience points' for killing the passengers."
You forgot the part about how he "acted that s#~& out".

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Kirth Gersen wrote:You forgot the part about how he "acted that s%~& out".David Fryer wrote:Did D&D cause this too?"Sources unaquainted with the pilot claim that he was an obsessive fan of 'Dungeons and Dragons.' Investigators have discovered that in 1981 he briefly owned a Dungeons and Dragons 'Players Handbook,' which lists 'experience point' costs to 'go up a level.' It is now suspected that he crashed the plane intentionally in order to score in-game 'experience points' for killing the passengers."
"Reports are now coming in from former babysitters of the pilot. As a child he was known to crash toy planes into building blocks repeatedly. Psychologists are being consulted as to the possibility of this being a premeditated act."

Kirth Gersen |

"Reports are now coming in from former babysitters of the pilot. As a child he was known to crash toy planes into building blocks repeatedly. Psychologists are being consulted as to the possibility of this being a premeditated act."
"These toy planes and building blocks were produced and marketed by Hasbro, the same company that owns the rights to the 'Dungeons & Dragons' game."

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TriOmegaZero wrote:"Reports are now coming in from former babysitters of the pilot. As a child he was known to crash toy planes into building blocks repeatedly. Psychologists are being consulted as to the possibility of this being a premeditated act.""These toy planes and building blocks were produced and marketed by Hasbro, the same company that owns the rights to the 'Dungeons & Dragons' game."
LMAO

Aberzombies |

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Don't forget the punting.David Fryer wrote:Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Next thing you know, they'll be saying a mauled that old french dude because of D&D.You didn't?No way! I had a lot of good reasons to tear that old bastard up. He tried to have me "fixed". He wouldn't let me have table scraps. He was always yelling at me when I peed on the floor or leave him a landmine.
And, well......he was french.
Seriously, that should have been reason enough.
Bites CourtFool's head. Damn, nothing there.

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TriOmegaZero wrote:"Reports are now coming in from former babysitters of the pilot. As a child he was known to crash toy planes into building blocks repeatedly. Psychologists are being consulted as to the possibility of this being a premeditated act.""These toy planes and building blocks were produced and marketed by Hasbro, the same company that owns the rights to the 'Dungeons & Dragons' game."
ROTFLO

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Aaron, was your last post mentioned actually a comment on the article?No, it was only a comment on Twin Agate Dragon's and Aberzombie's joke. I guess it was starting getting off-topic. You can call the threadjack police on me.
Nah, it just would have made me happy if it had been.