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Funny story Basically by saying tht the suit cannot proceed because God was not properly served with a summons, the court has established a legal precident of God's existance in Nebraska.
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Funny story Basically by saying tht the suit cannot proceed because God was not properly served with a summons, the court has established a legal precident of God's existance in Nebraska.
See I was going to not post that here.:)
why not. Nazis did it
or to late. It's just classic
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Funny story Basically by saying tht the suit cannot proceed because God was not properly served with a summons, the court has established a legal precident of God's existance in Nebraska.But not his Omnipresence-ness apparently.
True. Maybe Nebraska's laws are stricter about being served then other states. In Utah, if you can prove you can't get in touch with the person, they file a public notice in the newspaper and the person is considered served.
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True. Maybe Nebraska's laws are stricter about being served then other states. In Utah, if you can prove you can't get in touch with the person, they file a public notice in the newspaper and the person is considered served.Funny story Basically by saying tht the suit cannot proceed because God was not properly served with a summons, the court has established a legal precident of God's existance in Nebraska.But not his Omnipresence-ness apparently.
In California, you need to assemble a group of not less than 4 youths, perform a public dance, and call out the party for failing to dance as well. Then, and only then, can one be served.
So Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy exist too? What about my imaginary friends? Now I can finally establish their existence by suing them in a court of law. Yes!
I'm filing an injunction in SoCal against Sebastian's alleged sockpuppets.
I'm filing an injunction in SoCal against Sebastian's alleged sockpuppets.Oh no you didn't. Because me and my posse will bring it.
Yeah damn G!
I'm filing an injunction in SoCal against Sebastian's alleged sockpuppets.Oh no you didn't. Because me and my posse will bring it.
My David to your Goliath. It has to start somewhere. Now to start typing out my writ.
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So Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy exist too? What about my imaginary friends? Now I can finally establish their existence by suing them in a court of law. Yes!
Well Saint Nick died a long time but I suppose you can drop the writ off at his grave sight in Amarna.
The easter Bunny, well he tasted good in the stew last week.
tooth fairy I have no clue maybe ask the Rock.
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Funny story Basically by saying tht the suit cannot proceed because God was not properly served with a summons, the court has established a legal precident of God's existance in Nebraska.
Would you not serve his legal representative if he refuses to show?
Isn't that the same legal strategy they used in a Miracle on 34th Street?
Mmmmmmm....rabbit stew.
FLAGGED
I find that so ofensive.
Yeah, it's a shame. In Miracle on 34th street, they should have just relied on the historical record that showed St Nicholas was the bishop of Myra in the fourth century.
Yes, Virginia, there was a Santa Claus.
Pshaw. You people don't know how the whole sainthood thing works.
Well lawyers have been proving I exist for centuries, so it's about time.
