FAWTLY TOWER IV

[Moorluck]

~Runs around nekkid using his 'lightsabre' to kill clones in thread.~

[Moorluck]

Snöôplatini! wrote:

Qouthe the birdy: Hello FAWTLY.

Should we ban clones?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Moorluck wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

I know it is early in my part of the world but I better head to bed. We have a huge day of unpacking tomorrow and I just had some great ideas for a new campaign to celebrate my 25th year gaming. I find it easier to process some of those thoughts in bed.

Oh I see, do you need to borrow my Book of Erotic Fantasy to implement these ideas? ;)

I'd get it autoclaved first.

[Röne Bartön]

I'm the real deal.

[Marijuakurion {4:20}]

And I have a most excellent mustache. {twirls}

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

re: gaming in bed....I have been all about the rakshasa in my pbp though.....I had a "positive nightmare" i.e. I was whupping ass on rakshasas with a bo stick with sharpened ends and a shotgun with blessed buckshot.

[Moorluck]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

re: gaming in bed....I have been all about the rakshasa in my pbp though.....I had a "positive nightmare" i.e. I was whupping ass on rakshasas with a bo stick with sharpened ends and a shotgun with blessed buckshot.

Blessed Buckshot. That has to be the best idea I've heard all day. On a side note, when we say "gaming in bed" we must mean different things. :P

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Moorluck wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

re: gaming in bed....I have been all about the rakshasa in my pbp though.....I had a "positive nightmare" i.e. I was whupping ass on rakshasas with a bo stick with sharpened ends and a shotgun with blessed buckshot.

Blessed Buckshot. That has to be the best idea I've heard all day. On a side note, when we say "gaming in bed" we must mean different things. :P

Bed isn't a game. It's serious bidness.

[Moorluck]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

re: gaming in bed....I have been all about the rakshasa in my pbp though.....I had a "positive nightmare" i.e. I was whupping ass on rakshasas with a bo stick with sharpened ends and a shotgun with blessed buckshot.

Blessed Buckshot. That has to be the best idea I've heard all day. On a side note, when we say "gaming in bed" we must mean different things. :P

Bed isn't a game. It's serious bidness.

But that does not rule out role playing. Or cosplay. Or..... yeah I better stop now. <.<

[Paris Crenshaw]

::Trying to ignore any visible results of Moorluck's ruminations.::

In the meantime, I'm downloading the latest PDF goodies! "City of Strangers"....drooool

[Moorluck]

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

::Trying to ignore any visible results of Moorluck's ruminations.::

In the meantime, I'm downloading the latest PDF goodies! "City of Strangers"....drooool

~Stops in front of Paris.~

[Vader]Luuuuke, I aaaam your faaather.[/vader]

[T.U.D.]

"Mommy let me go out and play today and I met a gi gi gi girl."

[T.U.D.]

Spoiler:

When I talk GAY does that make you feel queer inside?

[Crimson Jester]

ok enough mean jester..... I am good with no clones.

[Paris Crenshaw]

Moorluck wrote:

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

::Trying to ignore any visible results of Moorluck's ruminations.::

In the meantime, I'm downloading the latest PDF goodies! "City of Strangers"....drooool

~Stops in front of Paris.~

[Vader]Luuuuke, I aaaam your faaather.[/vader]

Okay...so, now the drooling really seems inappropriate.

::points at said 'lightsaber'::

[Luke]No... that's not true! That's impossible![/whiny bi***...I mean, Luke]

[Moorluck]

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

::Trying to ignore any visible results of Moorluck's ruminations.::

In the meantime, I'm downloading the latest PDF goodies! "City of Strangers"....drooool

~Stops in front of Paris.~

[Vader]Luuuuke, I aaaam your faaather.[/vader]

Okay...so, now the drooling really seems inappropriate.

::points at said 'lightsaber'::

[Luke]No... that's not true! That's impossible![/whiny bi***...I mean, Luke]

[Vader]I know how hard it is to believe. I too wish it wasn't so. Why couldn't Han be my son, He at least isn't a b*~#$. But your mother proved it on Jerry last week.[/Vader]

[Crimson Jester]

ok so how is everyone this evening?

[Paris Crenshaw]

Moorluck wrote:

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

::Trying to ignore any visible results of Moorluck's ruminations.::

In the meantime, I'm downloading the latest PDF goodies! "City of Strangers"....drooool

~Stops in front of Paris.~

[Vader]Luuuuke, I aaaam your faaather.[/vader]

Okay...so, now the drooling really seems inappropriate.

::points at said 'lightsaber'::

[Luke]No... that's not true! That's impossible![/whiny bi***...I mean, Luke]

[Vader]I know how hard it is to believe. I too wish it wasn't so. Why couldn't Han be my son, He at least isn't a b##@~. But your mother proved it on Jerry last week.[/Vader]

[Luke]I'm not talking to you until you put that thing away. It's bad enough I have to look at one helmet while I'm talking to you.[/Luke]

[Eric Swanson]

Crimson Jester wrote:

ok enough mean jester..... I am good with no clones.

I am a clone free poster...and have been this way forever.

[Crimson Jester]

Eric Swanson wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

ok enough mean jester..... I am good with no clones.

I am a clone free poster...and have been this way forever.

I had but a couple and one is just to make a point.

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

ok so how is everyone this evening?

I'm good, just reading through a list of Chuck Norris facts. :D

[Crimson Jester]

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

ok so how is everyone this evening?

I'm good, just reading through a list of Chuck Norris facts. :D

Coolness.

[Moorluck]

He who lives by the sword dies by the sword, he who lives by Chuck Norris dies by the Roundhouse Kick.

My fave so far.

[Crimson Jester]

There are several good ones.

I might have to watch a Chuck Norris movie again to remind myself how awful the movies really were.

[Moorluck]

Ok new fave.

Chuck Norris and Mr T once walked into a bar. The bar instantly exploded, no one building can contain that level of awesome.

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

There are several good ones.

I might have to watch a Chuck Norris movie again to remind myself how awful the movies really were.

You know those films are based off of Paris right?

[Paris Crenshaw]

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

There are several good ones.

I might have to watch a Chuck Norris movie again to remind myself how awful the movies really were.

You know those films are based off of Paris right?

ROFLMAO!

[Crimson Jester]

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

There are several good ones.

I might have to watch a Chuck Norris movie again to remind myself how awful the movies really were.

You know those films are based off of Paris right?

I knew there was a reason to be scared.

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

There are several good ones.

I might have to watch a Chuck Norris movie again to remind myself how awful the movies really were.

You know those films are based off of Paris right?

I knew there was a reason to be scared.

Seriously, that isn't an avi by his name. He's the only Paizonian who has his Drivers Licence photo instead.

[Moorluck]

At PaizoCon Paris created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

[Moorluck]

France named the city after Paris because he's it's father. Literally.

[Paris Crenshaw]

Moorluck wrote:

France named the city after Paris because he's it's father. Literally.

And let me tell you...That was a loooooong night.

[Crimson Jester]

I've heard that Paris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel. Is that true?

[Moorluck]

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

France named the city after Paris because he's it's father. Literally.

And let me tell you...That was a loooooong night.

Yeah, but when I said "F~@$ France", I didn't mean it like that!

[Crimson Jester]

When Paris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. Is this true?

[Moorluck]

Paris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[Moorluck]

Paris once winked at his wife. Nine months later he became a father.

[Paris Crenshaw]

Paris has to leave the thread for now. You may continue to espouse my greatness...or move on to equally frivolous topics. ;)

G'night, all!

[Moorluck]

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Paris has to leave the thread for now. You may continue to espouse my greatness...or move on to equally frivolous topics. ;)

G'night, all!

Night Commander, no more winking at the wife. ;)

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Hey, was this be mean to Urizen night?

And if so, I demand to know why I wasn't notified ahead of time!

[Moorluck]

The stupidest thing you can do isn't to bring a knife to a gun fight, the stupidest thing you can do is to bring a gun to a Paris fight.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Praise Paris? What the hell? It's not HIS birthday!

[Moorluck]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, was this be mean to Urizen night?

And if so, I demand to know why I wasn't notified ahead of time!

It was. But Paris had a mean thought about him and he died. :/

[Moorluck]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Praise Paris? What the hell? It's not HIS birthday!

Well you weren't here for us to praise the Greenman Most Wise, Exhalted of the Double Honors.

[Moorluck]

I just realized I was the first person to wish DrDH A Happy Birthday. I mean unless his wife was wishing him one while I was typing on the computer. O.O

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Moorluck wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, was this be mean to Urizen night?

And if so, I demand to know why I wasn't notified ahead of time!

It was. But Paris had a mean thought about him and he died. :/

Dayyum. I'm glad I befriended Paris long ago in another thread. Hopefully I won't be required to dig it up as proof, but I remember it was somewhere around here. Also, it's nice to know someone correctly named after the Trojan hero, instead of some dumb bimbo.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Moorluck wrote:

I just realized I was the first person to wish DrDH A Happy Birthday. I mean unless his wife was wishing him one while I was typing on the computer. O.O

You'll be glad to know you were the second person...but first on FB.

[Moorluck]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

I just realized I was the first person to wish DrDH A Happy Birthday. I mean unless his wife was wishing him one while I was typing on the computer. O.O

You'll be glad to know you were the second person...but first on FB.

So I take it you have had a happy one? Get any cool bDay swag?

[Moorluck]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, was this be mean to Urizen night?

And if so, I demand to know why I wasn't notified ahead of time!

It was. But Paris had a mean thought about him and he died. :/

Dayyum. I'm glad I befriended Paris long ago in another thread. Hopefully I won't be required to dig it up as proof, but I remember it was somewhere around here. Also, it's nice to know someone correctly named after the Trojan hero, instead of some dumb bimbo.

That does annoy me, naming girls Paris, or Riley. Neither one is a female name!

:S

[The Thing from Beyond the Edge]

Recently discovered picture of young Anakin Skywalker:

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