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B@@%#ES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY TOTP!!!


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.
Mine's pumpkin.
You should move to Arkansas then.
explain.
Because... Arkansas is known for their pumpkins? You know State gourd and all that...
Hadn't heard that.

You should get hearing aids. I know the state doles out funds to make that happen. I have experience on this.

The Exchange

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
naah; I think I blew their minds out.
My brain is still intact.
Don't you hate it when you get a Happy Meal from McDonalds and they short you out on the fries?

even worse when they short one of 3 kids on the toy. :/

On a scale of Marvel action figure wars, how worse?
Bad enough to always keep a few unopened hotwheels and/or Star Wars figures hidden in a closet somewhere.

Very good idea. :)

The Exchange

Now I really am going to bed, night folks.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
It spills all over the place. It's an icky, sticky mess.

ahem.

KLEENEX!


Moorluck wrote:
Now I really am going to bed, night folks.

Later, bro! 560 of 572 now. I smell a conspiracy.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Lolpus wrote:
Where's mah bukkits? I heard you talking about them.
They're in the attic.

You store it ... in the attic? I guess you don't need the kleenex.

But when a strong wind hits, it'll be a bukkake tsunami.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
When a mama Avogadro's number and a daddy Avogadro's number love each other...
Are their number's 6 and 9?
Not if they want a baby Avogadro's number...
Then what?
Then they've got to change his diapers and make sure they burp him. The usual.
And don't put him in the bucket.

But what if it's a drop in the bucket?

writes up a bucket list

But then if someone kicks the bucket...
Itspills all over the place. It's an icky, sticky mess.
Exactly. So, don't do it!
But what if I wanted to proposition a nurse?

You don't have the cojones.


Gary Teter wrote:
taig wrote:
So, um, I guess the blitz will end when we get to 28,000?
It's not automatic or anything. And I'm not seeing a reason to shut down this thread just yet. (Apart from all the standard reasons of course.)

Not ghosting.


Sara Marie wrote:

PMG just explained the whole ToTP and naked thing.

sara marie backs away from the FaWTL threads

I don't buy this for one second. Voyeur!

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

now that I have my haircut of a #1 guard all around now I am debating on going for a stubble beard or keep it at a short setting?

I got my buzz yesterday. Too hot.
I've been growing my hair going on 5 years now w/o hair cut. I trim my sideburns myself.

Ah, the 70s phallic look. Back then when they did not manscape and even they were sporting sideburns below the waist.

My hair.
Holy s#~~! You're TONY LITTLE?

He got bitten by a radioactive pony tail!

YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


taig wrote:

Dang it, Gary! Why haven't you implemented private chat on the messageboards??? As a poster on this messageboard, I have a basic right to private messaging. I demand it now!

** spoiler omitted **

Gary, don't do it. Send 'em to Casa Lilith.


Solnes wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
You're a little short for a Lord of Hellfire aren't you?

This call and response should make a great entry into a successful movie script. WIN!

Liberty's Edge

I'm not even reading all the 900 posts, i'm just skimming.


Solnes wrote:
Finally starting to cool off in here. Can maybe put more clothes on now.

Where's the dislike button.

GAAAAARRRRRRYYYYYYY CAN I HAZ DISLIKE BUTTON?


Studpuffin wrote:
I'm not even reading all the 900 posts, i'm just skimming.

I need to learn from you, my proxy.


taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

Time to go home. Woohoo!

And by "home" I mean to where my heart is, cause we don't actually move into our new home until Saturday.

Aww, that was sweet. :)

It touches me...
Show us on the doll where it touched you.

<Points to the medula oblongata>

Holy crap, was that what was in my happy meal? I'm not feeling happy about it.


Solnes wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Solnes wrote:
taig wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
I mean, like, everyone at Paizo works naked right?
I really hope so or else I've really been doing it wrong.
Let me guess, your office has a lock on the outside of the door, doesn't it.
There's probably also a "mail slot" so he can get food.
Thats no mail slot! *Backs away slowly*
It's a space station!
More like the kinda slots you find in airport restrooms. :\

Hey! I HAVE A WIDE STANCE!

Geesh....

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I'm not even reading all the 900 posts, i'm just skimming.
I need to learn from you, my proxy.

I'm more like the guy who fills in at the bowling alley on league night, rather than a proxy. I'll be back the same time next week to sniff the shoes and finger the balls... bowling balls that is.


Crazed Pokemon Fan wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Spearow wrote:
Crazed Pokemon Fan wrote:
Spearow wrote:
Crazed Pokemon Fan wrote:

*Stumbles through the woods*

Has anyone seen a Spearow???
I've been tracking it for hours!!!
I MUST HAVE IT!!!! >:0

Maybe this crazed pokemon fan will save me!

Mmmphrow!

Hey did your chest just make a noise?~!

Mmphhhrowwwww!!!!

Uh yea.....I have uh....heart problem......it uh mutters.....OMG LOOK OVER THERE IS THAT A LEGENDARY?!
*starts foaming at the mouth and runs off screaming*

I fail to see the difference between you and a Crazed Twilight Fan.


Aberzombie wrote:
Has anyone seen the new William Shatner Priceline Negotiator commercial? He plays himself AND his evil twin with a goatee.

damnit NO! Linky? Anyone?

P.S. I'm flippin' excited that they pulled the Shat as the role of the dad for 'S%$# My Dad Says' coming to CBS in the Fall.


taig wrote:
I think Urizen's head is going to explode. And not in a good way.

Page 563 now.


Urizen wrote:
I fail to see the difference between you and a Crazed Twilight Fan.

Most of us don't want to have sex with the giant turtle with water pumps growing out of it's back.


Hey, I made it to the end!


Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
*blushes and wanders off to play Dragon Age*
Why the blush? Did we embarrass?

I missed something here. Is there a post that's no longer extant?

Liberty's Edge

Snöôplatini! wrote:
Quothe the birdy: shadow tweet

What is this?


Treppa wrote:
Hey, I made it to the end!

Har. Hardy. Har. Har.


Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Hey, I made it to the end!
Har. Hardy. Har. Har.

What.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
*blushes and wanders off to play Dragon Age*
Why the blush? Did we embarrass?
I missed something here. Is there a post that's no longer extant?

*tsk tsk tsk*

Nosey nosey nosey.

*hits Urizen and Solnes on the nose with a newspaper*

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
Hey, I made it to the end!

Wanna start something now?


Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Hey, I made it to the end!
Wanna start something now?

Sure, let's go.


taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
I think Urizen's head is going to explode. And not in a good way.
There's a good way for someone's head to explode?

Well, you've got to think like Urizen for that statement to work out.

My God ... it's full of stars.

Liberty's Edge

I'm NEKKID!


Durkon with the D'OH moment, he he


Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Hey, I made it to the end!
Wanna start something now?
Sure, let's go.

That better be a bed you two are retreating to.


Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Howdy, y'all! Just stopping through. With this insane schedule this week, I haven't had time to post anything, but I'm still lurking.

I managed to get through yesterday without having a nervous breakdown...although I really wanted to.

I was able to channel a massive amount of nervous stress into handling a crisis with the local area network for which I am, unfortunately, responsible. What I mean by that is the people who maintain it work for me, but I don't know nearly enough about how the system works.

What I do know is how to get people moving so they can come to the ship and help us fix it when it breaks.

Odd how scrambling to manage a crisis is somehow more comforting than dealing with the "normal" daily routine around here...

Anyway, I hope everyone has a good night. I'll be spending the rest of the evening terrorizing my combat watch team with tactical scenarios...using really big weapons...but without ammo...yet. ;)

When I read this ... it gives a whole new meaning to 'when the ship hits the fan.'

*crickets chirping*

C'mon, just one guffaw?


Solnes wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
I think Urizen's head is going to explode. And not in a good way.
There's a good way for someone's head to explode?

Well, you've got to think like Urizen for that statement to work out.

And like our pal Uri...it was just too damn easy. :)

You didn't get the TOTP? We all got robbed. ROBBED!


Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

I have written a lot of things. I have a book I wrote in Highschool for my English 4 class. Started out ok but the ending was very poor. My skill was much better when I actually tried to write. I used to make paintings and artwork too.

I am unsure of why I stopped. I mean I was not great but I was not bad either. More practice would have made better ...everything. :/

I used to write a lot of philosophical proses (my version of poetry) up until 2001. They're probably no longer extant, though.

Just got caught up to my first post in my current blitz. Four hours and twenty one minutes later.

And I'm on page 564? Someone is responsible getting this kicked through 572. I will find you.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Edit: I hear she gives 5x the head of other goddesses.
That's impressive!
Someday, you may even get an inkling of that. But I guess it's all fap or nothing for now. ;-)
My imagination is far greater than anyone expects.

That depends only if there's nothing much to expect.

BAM!


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
awesome!

Funny tangent on things. One of Mindy's nieces could never say my name correctly. She kept calling me Grape.

Lantern Lodge

Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I fail to see the difference between you and a Crazed Twilight Fan.
Most of us don't want to have sex with the giant turtle with water pumps growing out of it's back.

speak for yourself


Watching Jimmy Kimmel re-run. Lizzy Caplan. First time I've seen or heard of her. She's a cutie.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Still raining.
Wish I was getting rain. And Creedence rocks!
No rain for you.

What's eerie is that I knew what video was going to pull up.


Aberzombie wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I'm hoping to make it out to your ship in the next year or so for some work.
It'll be good to meet you, AZ. Of course, you'll have to hurry. In theory, I transfer at the beginning of 2011.
Well, if you go to another amphib (or a carrier), I may show up sooner or later. Steam is my business.

Is there any similarity or difference between a Philly Steamer and a Cleveland Steamer?


Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I'm going to start calling Taig Fozzy. :P
Taig is .... Chris Jericho?

FOZZY!!!!

\m/ -.- \m/

Out of everyone, I knew I could count on you to pick this cue up. :)
Nekkid drow!

Speaking of ... did i mention that I found wireless cameras in your bathroom. Is there something you'd like to tell me?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?
Has he had dessert yet?

Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.


Crimson Jester wrote:
AbraKadabra!!!

Dad????


Aberzombie wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:


I'm waiting for posts to start appearing before they're posted. Then we will know we have achieved enlightenment.
Give it a day or three. If we haven't broken the boards by then, I'd expect space-time to be on the edge of collapse.

You're forgetting the wild card...


taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
You've got me for another half hour or so. Then I go to bed so I can get my beauty sleep.
Beauty sleep? Ohhhhh thats what you call it :D
I wish. Wifey has been going to be real early lately, getting lots of sleep.
Sad :(
Not necessarily ;)
?? No comprende'....
I know. And I'm....not supposed to say....for now.
Hmmm....will tell eventually? I am nosy...hate now knowing things. :)

I've figured it out.

Congratulations--if I'm right, that is

D'oh! By Jove I think I read between the lines. Michael Phelps scored a Gold!


Crimson Jester wrote:
alicazam!

Grandpa???

EDIT: anyone wants to see my saber?

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