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Wolfthulhu wrote:Hadn't heard that.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Because... Arkansas is known for their pumpkins? You know State gourd and all that...Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:explain.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:You should move to Arkansas then.taig wrote:My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.Mine's pumpkin.
You should get hearing aids. I know the state doles out funds to make that happen. I have experience on this.

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Urizen wrote:Bad enough to always keep a few unopened hotwheels and/or Star Wars figures hidden in a closet somewhere.Moorluck wrote:On a scale of Marvel action figure wars, how worse?Urizen wrote:Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Don't you hate it when you get a Happy Meal from McDonalds and they short you out on the fries?Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:naah; I think I blew their minds out.My brain is still intact.even worse when they short one of 3 kids on the toy. :/
Very good idea. :)

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Wolfthulhu wrote:But what if I wanted to proposition a nurse?Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Exactly. So, don't do it!Wolfthulhu wrote:Itspills all over the place. It's an icky, sticky mess.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:But then if someone kicks the bucket...Wolfthulhu wrote:taig wrote:And don't put him in the bucket.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Then they've got to change his diapers and make sure they burp him. The usual.taig wrote:Then what?Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Not if they want a baby Avogadro's number...taig wrote:When a mama Avogadro's number and a daddy Avogadro's number love each other...Are their number's 6 and 9?But what if it's a drop in the bucket?
writes up a bucket list
You don't have the cojones.

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Holy s#~~! You're TONY LITTLE?Urizen wrote:My hair.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I've been growing my hair going on 5 years now w/o hair cut. I trim my sideburns myself.Woodraven wrote:I got my buzz yesterday. Too hot.now that I have my haircut of a #1 guard all around now I am debating on going for a stubble beard or keep it at a short setting?
Ah, the 70s phallic look. Back then when they did not manscape and even they were sporting sideburns below the waist.
He got bitten by a radioactive pony tail!
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aberzombie wrote:taig wrote:Show us on the doll where it touched you.Solnes wrote:It touches me...Sara Marie wrote:Time to go home. Woohoo!
And by "home" I mean to where my heart is, cause we don't actually move into our new home until Saturday.
Aww, that was sweet. :)
<Points to the medula oblongata>
Holy crap, was that what was in my happy meal? I'm not feeling happy about it.

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Wolfthulhu wrote:More like the kinda slots you find in airport restrooms. :\Solnes wrote:It's a space station!taig wrote:Thats no mail slot! *Backs away slowly*Kruelaid wrote:There's probably also a "mail slot" so he can get food.Gary Teter wrote:Let me guess, your office has a lock on the outside of the door, doesn't it.Kruelaid wrote:I mean, like, everyone at Paizo works naked right?I really hope so or else I've really been doing it wrong.
Hey! I HAVE A WIDE STANCE!
Geesh....

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Studpuffin wrote:I'm not even reading all the 900 posts, i'm just skimming.I need to learn from you, my proxy.
I'm more like the guy who fills in at the bowling alley on league night, rather than a proxy. I'll be back the same time next week to sniff the shoes and finger the balls... bowling balls that is.

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Jyu1ch1 wrote:*starts foaming at the mouth and runs off screaming*Spearow wrote:Uh yea.....I have uh....heart problem......it uh mutters.....OMG LOOK OVER THERE IS THAT A LEGENDARY?!Crazed Pokemon Fan wrote:Spearow wrote:Hey did your chest just make a noise?~!Crazed Pokemon Fan wrote:*Stumbles through the woods*
Has anyone seen a Spearow???
I've been tracking it for hours!!!
I MUST HAVE IT!!!! >:0Maybe this crazed pokemon fan will save me!
Mmmphrow!
Mmphhhrowwwww!!!!
I fail to see the difference between you and a Crazed Twilight Fan.

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Howdy, y'all! Just stopping through. With this insane schedule this week, I haven't had time to post anything, but I'm still lurking.
I managed to get through yesterday without having a nervous breakdown...although I really wanted to.
I was able to channel a massive amount of nervous stress into handling a crisis with the local area network for which I am, unfortunately, responsible. What I mean by that is the people who maintain it work for me, but I don't know nearly enough about how the system works.
What I do know is how to get people moving so they can come to the ship and help us fix it when it breaks.
Odd how scrambling to manage a crisis is somehow more comforting than dealing with the "normal" daily routine around here...
Anyway, I hope everyone has a good night. I'll be spending the rest of the evening terrorizing my combat watch team with tactical scenarios...using really big weapons...but without ammo...yet. ;)
When I read this ... it gives a whole new meaning to 'when the ship hits the fan.'
*crickets chirping*
C'mon, just one guffaw?

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taig wrote:And like our pal Uri...it was just too damn easy. :)Aberzombie wrote:taig wrote:I think Urizen's head is going to explode. And not in a good way.There's a good way for someone's head to explode?Well, you've got to think like Urizen for that statement to work out.
You didn't get the TOTP? We all got robbed. ROBBED!

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Crimson Jester wrote:I used to write a lot of philosophical proses (my version of poetry) up until 2001. They're probably no longer extant, though.I have written a lot of things. I have a book I wrote in Highschool for my English 4 class. Started out ok but the ending was very poor. My skill was much better when I actually tried to write. I used to make paintings and artwork too.
I am unsure of why I stopped. I mean I was not great but I was not bad either. More practice would have made better ...everything. :/
Just got caught up to my first post in my current blitz. Four hours and twenty one minutes later.
And I'm on page 564? Someone is responsible getting this kicked through 572. I will find you.

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Urizen wrote:My imagination is far greater than anyone expects.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Someday, you may even get an inkling of that. But I guess it's all fap or nothing for now. ;-)Studpuffin wrote:Edit: I hear she gives 5x the head of other goddesses.That's impressive!
That depends only if there's nothing much to expect.
BAM!

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Paris Crenshaw wrote:Well, if you go to another amphib (or a carrier), I may show up sooner or later. Steam is my business.Aberzombie wrote:I'm hoping to make it out to your ship in the next year or so for some work.It'll be good to meet you, AZ. Of course, you'll have to hurry. In theory, I transfer at the beginning of 2011.
Is there any similarity or difference between a Philly Steamer and a Cleveland Steamer?

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Urizen wrote:Nekkid drow!Mac Boyce wrote:Out of everyone, I knew I could count on you to pick this cue up. :)Urizen wrote:Moorluck wrote:I'm going to start calling Taig Fozzy. :PTaig is .... Chris Jericho?FOZZY!!!!
\m/ -.- \m/
Speaking of ... did i mention that I found wireless cameras in your bathroom. Is there something you'd like to tell me?

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Paris Crenshaw wrote:Give it a day or three. If we haven't broken the boards by then, I'd expect space-time to be on the edge of collapse.
I'm waiting for posts to start appearing before they're posted. Then we will know we have achieved enlightenment.
You're forgetting the wild card...

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Solnes wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Hmmm....will tell eventually? I am nosy...hate now knowing things. :)Solnes wrote:I know. And I'm....not supposed to say....for now.Aberzombie wrote:?? No comprende'....Solnes wrote:Not necessarily ;)Aberzombie wrote:Sad :(Solnes wrote:I wish. Wifey has been going to be real early lately, getting lots of sleep.Aberzombie wrote:You've got me for another half hour or so. Then I go to bed so I can get my beauty sleep.Beauty sleep? Ohhhhh thats what you call it :DI've figured it out.
Congratulations--if I'm right, that is
D'oh! By Jove I think I read between the lines. Michael Phelps scored a Gold!