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Moorluck wrote:I say we do both only we kidnap Mayans and shoot Audry Hepburn with paintballs.Gary Teter wrote:Wait, we have a time machine?!Yes. But we are in disagreement as to how it should be used. I saw we go back and grab Audry Hepburn and bring her to the last PaizoCon as a gift to Jason. Everyone else thinks we should go shoot paintballs at the Mayans.
I'm all for options, but that's clearly a textbook case of "you're doing it wrong."

KaeYotik |

Crimson Jester wrote:I'm all for options, but that's clearly a textbook case of "you're doing it wrong."Moorluck wrote:I say we do both only we kidnap Mayans and shoot Audry Hepburn with paintballs.Gary Teter wrote:Wait, we have a time machine?!Yes. But we are in disagreement as to how it should be used. I saw we go back and grab Audry Hepburn and bring her to the last PaizoCon as a gift to Jason. Everyone else thinks we should go shoot paintballs at the Mayans.
Ayup. Evuhn Ah knowd that.

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Moorluck wrote:Something odd's going on. I didn't see a bunch of posts, and then I saw them, going back and forth between pages.Does anyone else detect a disturbance in the thread?
It's as if a million post suddenly cried out and were silent.
And to think Gary claimed he had Fawtl proofed the boards. HA!

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Crimson Jester wrote:I'm all for options, but that's clearly a textbook case of "you're doing it wrong."Moorluck wrote:I say we do both only we kidnap Mayans and shoot Audry Hepburn with paintballs.Gary Teter wrote:Wait, we have a time machine?!Yes. But we are in disagreement as to how it should be used. I saw we go back and grab Audry Hepburn and bring her to the last PaizoCon as a gift to Jason. Everyone else thinks we should go shoot paintballs at the Mayans.
You know that was what she said.

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Does anyone else detect a disturbance in the thread?
It's as if a million post suddenly cried out and were silent.
The PMG said some tech mumbo jumbo in the chat, some smoke came out of my monitor, and I blacked out for 10 minutes.
I think it's connected to FAWTLy...somehow...possibly through string and chewing gum.

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Moorluck wrote:Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Audrey Hepburn?.....I f%!*ed her.Yeah, but she never knew it.Dude. I'm 2 feet tall.
How hung do you think I could possibly be?
and
What's your excuse?
My wife keeps mine in her purse. She says I don't need it when she's not around. :(

Spanky the Leprechaun |

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:My wife keeps mine in her purse. She says I don't need it when she's not around. :(Moorluck wrote:Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Audrey Hepburn?.....I f%!*ed her.Yeah, but she never knew it.Dude. I'm 2 feet tall.
How hung do you think I could possibly be?
and
What's your excuse?
My wife lets me carry her wallet for her. And even say it's mine.

Orthos |

Moorluck wrote:Does anyone else detect a disturbance in the thread?
It's as if a million post suddenly cried out and were silent.
The PMG said some tech mumbo jumbo in the chat, some smoke came out of my monitor, and I blacked out for 10 minutes.
I think it's connected to FAWTLy...somehow...possibly through string and chewing gum.
... Who do you have to kill to learn how to do that??

Cannon Lawyer |

Crimson Jester wrote:I'm all for options, but that's clearly a textbook case of "you're doing it wrong."Moorluck wrote:I say we do both only we kidnap Mayans and shoot Audry Hepburn with paintballs.Gary Teter wrote:Wait, we have a time machine?!Yes. But we are in disagreement as to how it should be used. I saw we go back and grab Audry Hepburn and bring her to the last PaizoCon as a gift to Jason. Everyone else thinks we should go shoot paintballs at the Mayans.
I concur with Sebastian's implicit definition of "it," in this context.

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Moorluck wrote:My wife lets me carry her wallet for her. And even say it's mine.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:My wife keeps mine in her purse. She says I don't need it when she's not around. :(Moorluck wrote:Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Audrey Hepburn?.....I f%!*ed her.Yeah, but she never knew it.Dude. I'm 2 feet tall.
How hung do you think I could possibly be?
and
What's your excuse?
Mine lets me have $20 out of every oner of my paychecks to spend on her however I want. :P

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Mine lets me have $20 out of every oner of my paychecks to spend on her however I want. :PMoorluck wrote:My wife lets me carry her wallet for her. And even say it's mine.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:My wife keeps mine in her purse. She says I don't need it when she's not around. :(Moorluck wrote:Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Audrey Hepburn?.....I f%!*ed her.Yeah, but she never knew it.Dude. I'm 2 feet tall.
How hung do you think I could possibly be?
and
What's your excuse?
You get that much? o.O

Twin Agate Dragons |

Jackalope wrote:AND PROUDI'm always disappointed when this isn't Elaine Cunningham.
I've always been partial to Rebecca Cunningham.

Jyu1ch1 |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I've always been partial to Rebecca Cunningham.Jackalope wrote:AND PROUDI'm always disappointed when this isn't Elaine Cunningham.
Haha I loved Tailspin!

Orthos |

Orthos wrote:Orthos, pbp info?Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Is that who came up with that originally? I don't remember where I heard it first.Jackalope wrote:AND PROUDI'm always disappointed when this isn't Elaine Cunningham.
Just posted it.
Sorry, I just meant the avatar. What's the iconic druid's name again?
The Pathfinder Druid is Lini. I can't remember what the 3.5 Druid's name was.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Orthos wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Nah, he's a fallen angel, a Lord of Chaos, or a biblical executioner, depending on your source.Orthos wrote:The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.I thought that was Arioch.I thought that was just a form Arioch took?
Azathoth is a Lovecraftian god who is lulled to sleep by the piping and drumming of musicians who dance around him. If they were to ever stop their music Azathoth would awake and you can imagine what happens after that.
I am vaguely disquieted that the Wiki article for Azathoth includes a picture.

Orthos |

alleynbard wrote:I am vaguely disquieted that the Wiki article for Azathoth includes a picture.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Orthos wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Nah, he's a fallen angel, a Lord of Chaos, or a biblical executioner, depending on your source.Orthos wrote:The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.I thought that was Arioch.I thought that was just a form Arioch took?
Azathoth is a Lovecraftian god who is lulled to sleep by the piping and drumming of musicians who dance around him. If they were to ever stop their music Azathoth would awake and you can imagine what happens after that.
It's not even the best I've given... seen I mean, err yeah. I prefer this one myself.