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Campers piss me off!


taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmmrrrrrgggghhhh!

Painted the kitchen yesterday. Then the wife decides that she doesn't like the color (which she had picked out). So, we went back out to Home Depot and she looked through the sample colors again - found three possibles, and got sample jars made up of each. Back home, I painted a patch of wall with each of the samples, and told her she could sleep on deciding which one she liked best.

Which ever one she picks, that's going to have to be it. Counter tops get installed on Tuseday (crosses fingers) and this has to be done before then.

I have to say....that sucks. Hubby would so tell me "oh well, you are so stuck with that color".
Yep. That's what I would have said too. Followed by, "if that's alright with you.". :D

I love my hubby, and he adores me....but there would have been no..."if that's alright with you" Simply "you picked it, I painted it..its stayin."

:D


Although I would be more than welcome to repaint myself.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Solnes wrote:
Although I would be more than welcome to repaint myself.

Hee hee


Morning Taig, how are you?


Taig, check your emails.


Now, I nap....sleepy headache. :S

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Solnes wrote:
Taig, check your emails.

Got it. Thanks!

Your proposal sounds good to me. :)

<waits for the Urizen twist>

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Solnes wrote:
Now, I nap....sleepy headache. :S

I hope you feel better.

Regarding your question about how I'm doing, I'll be staying at the apartment tonight and the next 2 nights. I'll find out if I go stir crazy without my family around. :S

RPG Superstar 2012

This happened about 7 miles from where I live.


taig wrote:
This happened about 7 miles from where I live.

Eeeep!

Liberty's Edge

Morning everyone!

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
This happened about 7 miles from where I live.

Yikes!

The Exchange

taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Now, I nap....sleepy headache. :S

I hope you feel better.

Regarding your question about how I'm doing, I'll be staying at the apartment tonight and the next 2 nights. I'll find out if I go stir crazy without my family around. :S

I know I would. First time I shaved my head was because they went out of town for a week. :/


Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmmrrrrrgggghhhh!

Painted the kitchen yesterday. Then the wife decides that she doesn't like the color (which she had picked out). So, we went back out to Home Depot and she looked through the sample colors again - found three possibles, and got sample jars made up of each. Back home, I painted a patch of wall with each of the samples, and told her she could sleep on deciding which one she liked best.

Which ever one she picks, that's going to have to be it. Counter tops get installed on Tuseday (crosses fingers) and this has to be done before then.

...and who's going to get stuck with the re-paint? Blech.
Oh, your woman didn't tell you? Well you are. Get on the plane. ;)

Ha!

The KILZ is drying on the den floor right now. I lucked out as we needed to get the lawn mowed while there was a lull in the rainstorm that seems to be a daily occurrence. But I think I had the more annoying part as I had to pull out all the staples from the floor that was used to hold down the carpet padding.

Now if we could only locate some very affordable wood vinyl flooring...


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Miss me?

Did you go somewhere?


taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Taig, check your emails.

Got it. Thanks!

Your proposal sounds good to me. :)

<waits for the Urizen twist>

Uh....as long as it's alright with your wife and your mistress (iPad), then I guess it's okay with me. :D

Scarab Sages

HA! Victory is mine!!! As I mentioned earlier, I gave her until this morning to decide which of the three new paint samples she liked. Well, she didn't like any of them. So I painted over the patches with the paint she originally picked out, and we are sticking with it. In a bit, I'm going to take down all the tape, drop cloths, and paper, and that will be that.

I'm so cool.


Aberzombie wrote:

HA! Victory is mine!!! As I mentioned earlier, I gave her until this morning to decide which of the three new paint samples she liked. Well, she didn't like any of them. So I painted over the patches with the paint she originally picked out, and we are sticking with it. In a bit, I'm going to take down all the tape, drop cloths, and paper, and that will be that.

I'm so cool.

You're a good husband AZ. After already painting it and her not liking it, I would have told her to paint it again herself.

Spoiler:
Now you can see why I'm not married. No woman could put up with me.

Scarab Sages

Garydee wrote:

....I would have told her to paint it again herself.

I'd consider something like that, except:

a) I want it to actually get done.
b) I want it done correctly.


Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

HA! Victory is mine!!! As I mentioned earlier, I gave her until this morning to decide which of the three new paint samples she liked. Well, she didn't like any of them. So I painted over the patches with the paint she originally picked out, and we are sticking with it. In a bit, I'm going to take down all the tape, drop cloths, and paper, and that will be that.

I'm so cool.

You're a good husband AZ. After already painting it and her not liking it, I would have told her to paint it again herself.

** spoiler omitted **

And here I thought it was the court issued ankle bracelet monitor that keeps them at bay. Go figure!

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
And here I thought it was the court issued ankle bracelet monitor that keeps them at bay. Go figure!

Shhh...We told him it was a device that prevented random temporal energies from causing fluctuations in his personal space/time continuum.


Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

HA! Victory is mine!!! As I mentioned earlier, I gave her until this morning to decide which of the three new paint samples she liked. Well, she didn't like any of them. So I painted over the patches with the paint she originally picked out, and we are sticking with it. In a bit, I'm going to take down all the tape, drop cloths, and paper, and that will be that.

I'm so cool.

You're a good husband AZ. After already painting it and her not liking it, I would have told her to paint it again herself.

** spoiler omitted **

And here I thought it was the court issued ankle bracelet monitor that keeps them at bay. Go figure!

Actually, it's a chick magnet. They know you're a bad boy. ;)

Scarab Sages

Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
And here I thought it was the court issued ankle bracelet monitor that keeps them at bay. Go figure!
Shhh...We told him it was a device that prevented random temporal energies from causing fluctuations in his personal space/time continuum.
Wait a minute. You lied to me?

Well, it was for your own good. We were afraid the truth would horrify you. But, if you insist....

The truth is, the bracelet is actually a subsonic shielding device that protects you against the mind control rays from invisible alien spaceships hovering over the Earth.


Aberzombie wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
And here I thought it was the court issued ankle bracelet monitor that keeps them at bay. Go figure!
Shhh...We told him it was a device that prevented random temporal energies from causing fluctuations in his personal space/time continuum.
Wait a minute. You lied to me?

Well, it was for your own good. We were afraid the truth would horrify you. But, if you insist....

The truth is, the bracelet is actually a subsonic shielding device that protects you against the mind control rays from invisible alien spaceships hovering over the Earth.

Oh, ok. I feel much better now. Will it also protect me from the government's mind control rays, or do I have to still wear my tin foil hat as well?

Scarab Sages

Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
And here I thought it was the court issued ankle bracelet monitor that keeps them at bay. Go figure!
Shhh...We told him it was a device that prevented random temporal energies from causing fluctuations in his personal space/time continuum.
Wait a minute. You lied to me?

Well, it was for your own good. We were afraid the truth would horrify you. But, if you insist....

The truth is, the bracelet is actually a subsonic shielding device that protects you against the mind control rays from invisible alien spaceships hovering over the Earth.

Oh, ok. I feel much better now. Will it also protect me from the government's mind control rays, or do I have to still wear my tin foil hat as well?

Best to keep the hat. Just in case something slips through.

Dark Archive

Hey Aberzombie your from philly right? I just read an article this one in fact . Have you ever seen the creepy tiles mentioned in #3. Or are you the one doing it? Cause thats just kinda screwed up.

Scarab Sages

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Hey Aberzombie your from philly right? I just read an article this one in fact . Have you ever seen the creepy tiles mentioned in #3. Or are you the one doing it? Cause thats just kinda screwed up.

Why...no....I've never heard anything about this Dav....I mean...Jeremy. No, nothing at all. Pay no attention to the zombie behind the monolith.


Aberzombie wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
And here I thought it was the court issued ankle bracelet monitor that keeps them at bay. Go figure!
Shhh...We told him it was a device that prevented random temporal energies from causing fluctuations in his personal space/time continuum.
Wait a minute. You lied to me?

Well, it was for your own good. We were afraid the truth would horrify you. But, if you insist....

The truth is, the bracelet is actually a subsonic shielding device that protects you against the mind control rays from invisible alien spaceships hovering over the Earth.

Damn it!

Scarab Sages

Alien Abductor wrote:
Damn it!

That's right you probe-happy bastard! We're on to you! Your nefarious plan to steal the Earth's supply of bubblegum is over!


Alien Abductor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
And here I thought it was the court issued ankle bracelet monitor that keeps them at bay. Go figure!
Shhh...We told him it was a device that prevented random temporal energies from causing fluctuations in his personal space/time continuum.
Wait a minute. You lied to me?

Well, it was for your own good. We were afraid the truth would horrify you. But, if you insist....

The truth is, the bracelet is actually a subsonic shielding device that protects you against the mind control rays from invisible alien spaceships hovering over the Earth.

Damn it!

That's right. No more anal probing for you!

Dark Archive

Aberzombie wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Hey Aberzombie your from philly right? I just read an article this one in fact . Have you ever seen the creepy tiles mentioned in #3. Or are you the one doing it? Cause thats just kinda screwed up.
Why...no....I've never heard anything about this Dav....I mean...Jeremy. No, nothing at all. Pay no attention to the zombie behind the monolith.

HEY URIZEN!!!!!!!!! I got a conspiracy for ya.


Aberzombie wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:
Damn it!
That's right you probe-happy bastard! We're on to you! Your nefarious plan to steal the Earth's supply of bubblegum is over!

Well, I have come here to chew bubblegum and probe ass, but I'm all out of bubblegum.

Liberty's Edge

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Hey Aberzombie your from philly right? I just read an article this one in fact . Have you ever seen the creepy tiles mentioned in #3. Or are you the one doing it? Cause thats just kinda screwed up.

We've got a couple of the Toynbee tiles here in St. Louis as well. One just appeared about a year and a half ago, and there was some big hubbub about it.

The Exchange

good um afternoon all. How is everyone this fine rainy day??


Garydee wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
And here I thought it was the court issued ankle bracelet monitor that keeps them at bay. Go figure!
Shhh...We told him it was a device that prevented random temporal energies from causing fluctuations in his personal space/time continuum.
Wait a minute. You lied to me?

Well, it was for your own good. We were afraid the truth would horrify you. But, if you insist....

The truth is, the bracelet is actually a subsonic shielding device that protects you against the mind control rays from invisible alien spaceships hovering over the Earth.

Damn it!
That's right. No more anal probing for you!

Maybe not at your house.

There is this guy named Sean, though. He's fun...

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
good um afternoon all. How is everyone this fine rainy day??

Now that I don't have to paint anymore, I'm doing much better. Still go to clean up a bit, but that ain't so bad.

And, it's not raining here yet, but soon....

Dark Archive

Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Hey Aberzombie your from philly right? I just read an article this one in fact . Have you ever seen the creepy tiles mentioned in #3. Or are you the one doing it? Cause thats just kinda screwed up.
We've got a couple of the Toynbee tiles here in St. Louis as well. One just appeared about a year and a half ago, and there was some big hubbub about it.

I'm going with it's one globe-trotting-millionaire-lunatic theory. *looks at aberzombie*.

Dark Archive

Alien Abductor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:
Damn it!
That's right you probe-happy bastard! We're on to you! Your nefarious plan to steal the Earth's supply of bubblegum is over!
Well, I have come here to chew bubblegum and probe ass, but I'm all out of bubblegum.

May I refer you too one of the many city gay bars?

The Exchange

Bookmark before I go and fix lunch for the family.

Scarab Sages

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
I'm going with it's one globe-trotting-millionaire-lunatic theory. *looks at aberzombie*.

I am NOT a globe-trotting millionaire.

The Exchange

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:
Damn it!
That's right you probe-happy bastard! We're on to you! Your nefarious plan to steal the Earth's supply of bubblegum is over!
Well, I have come here to chew bubblegum and probe ass, but I'm all out of bubblegum.
May I refer you too one of the many city gay bars?

lets not. I live 6 blocks from the largest in the state.

Scarab Sages

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
May I refer you too one of the many city gay bars?

This may or may not be a true story, but I heard once that some dude made the mistake of trying to mug someone outside a gay bar in the French Quarter. Several of the patrons caught the guy, beat the s%$% out of him, and left him bleeding in the street, and the cops never investigated.

That's why people would always try to park in lots near that area.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:
Damn it!
That's right you probe-happy bastard! We're on to you! Your nefarious plan to steal the Earth's supply of bubblegum is over!
Well, I have come here to chew bubblegum and probe ass, but I'm all out of bubblegum.
May I refer you too one of the many city gay bars?

Yes! I could help your Freehold DM with his "research".

Scarab Sages

Damn! Cleaned up the tape in the kitchen, but some of the paint came away with it in spots. Now I'll have to do some touch up work.

RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
Damn! Cleaned up the tape in the kitchen, but some of the paint came away with it in spots. Now I'll have to do some touch up work.

That sucks. I hope it doesn't take you too long to fix it.

Scarab Sages

taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damn! Cleaned up the tape in the kitchen, but some of the paint came away with it in spots. Now I'll have to do some touch up work.
That sucks. I hope it doesn't take you too long to fix it.

Naah, it's an easy fix, but I've got to go pick up a new edging tool first.


As for last nights post I can thank my brother for getting that damn thing stuck in my head. Plus with the beauty that is alcohol, with a lot of help from it, I decided to share


Taig can you email me what my share of the hotel will be?


Howdy, everybody. Looks like kind of a slow day. Going over to my oldest nephew's for a birthday party. Wife got him a Reggie Bush jersey, I got him a box stuffed with minis. There will be Papa John's. So Fireside pies yesterday plus Papa John's today makes this a double pizza weekend/beginning!

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