FAWTLY TOWER IV

[Moff Rimmer]

Old hold music (and not even trying) for TotP.

[Chicken Fryer]

Frequent Fryer wrote:

Chicken Fryer wrote:

or extra crispy?

I prefer mine controversial.

so you like yours battered in religion and politics?

[Celestial Healer]

Mmmm. Pizza.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Man am I thirsty. Is it natural to be so thirsty after being in the bathroom 8 times after eating food that doesn't agree with you?

[Freehold DM]

Studpuffin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Happy Birthday, CH.

DUDE!!! Today's your birthday? Why is everyone's birthday at the same time?!?!? Happy Birthday man!!!!

You'd know that if you had a FB account. :P

Actually, as proven in another thread, Facebook is quite evil and I am NOT insane for having avoided this critical juncture of internet evolution. So there. :-P

[Celestial Healer]

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Man am I thirsty. Is it natural to be so thirsty after being in the bathroom 8 times after eating food that doesn't agree with you?

Yes, it's natural. You need to drink a lot of water when you have that type of stomach ailment, or you will become dehydrated.

[Freehold DM]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Man am I thirsty. Is it natural to be so thirsty after being in the bathroom 8 times after eating food that doesn't agree with you?

Yes, it's natural. You need to drink a lot of water when you have that type of stomach ailment, or you will become dehydrated.

+1. Water is the energon of the body.

[Callous Jack]

gp

[Studpuffin]

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Happy Birthday, CH.

DUDE!!! Today's your birthday? Why is everyone's birthday at the same time?!?!? Happy Birthday man!!!!

You'd know that if you had a FB account. :P

Actually, as proven in another thread, Facebook is quite evil and I am NOT insane for having avoided this critical juncture of internet evolution. So there. :-P

How many other heartless corporate entities do you sell your soul to daily? One... more... can't... hurt.

[Sharoth]

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Happy Birthday, CH.

DUDE!!! Today's your birthday? Why is everyone's birthday at the same time?!?!? Happy Birthday man!!!!

You'd know that if you had a FB account. :P

Actually, as proven in another thread, Facebook is quite evil and I am NOT insane for having avoided this critical juncture of internet evolution. So there. :-P

+1!!! And people wonder why I tend to avoid places like this.

[Crimson Jester]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Runs naked across CJ's lawn.

Wow so those mail enhancement pills really do work..... Put the little Jeremy away put him away.

Please tell me that was deliberate...

Yes it was. :)

He runs naked across your lawn and you notice the postage...

You may need new glasses.

More then likely. I was trying a double or is that triple entendre. Guess it didn't work.

[Crimson Jester]

Studpuffin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Happy Birthday, CH.

DUDE!!! Today's your birthday? Why is everyone's birthday at the same time?!?!? Happy Birthday man!!!!

You'd know that if you had a FB account. :P

Actually, as proven in another thread, Facebook is quite evil and I am NOT insane for having avoided this critical juncture of internet evolution. So there. :-P

How many other heartless corporate entities do you sell your soul to daily? One... more... can't... hurt.

Check out Diaspora and keep in mind FB has in fact increased its security.

[Freehold DM]

Sharoth wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Happy Birthday, CH.

DUDE!!! Today's your birthday? Why is everyone's birthday at the same time?!?!? Happy Birthday man!!!!

You'd know that if you had a FB account. :P

Actually, as proven in another thread, Facebook is quite evil and I am NOT insane for having avoided this critical juncture of internet evolution. So there. :-P

+1!!! And people wonder why I tend to avoid places like this.

^5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moff Rimmer]

Freehold DM wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Happy Birthday, CH.

DUDE!!! Today's your birthday? Why is everyone's birthday at the same time?!?!? Happy Birthday man!!!!

You'd know that if you had a FB account. :P

Actually, as proven in another thread, Facebook is quite evil and I am NOT insane for having avoided this critical juncture of internet evolution. So there. :-P

+1!!! And people wonder why I tend to avoid places like this.

^5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One to the 5th power is ... one.

[Crimson Jester]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Happy Birthday, CH.

DUDE!!! Today's your birthday? Why is everyone's birthday at the same time?!?!? Happy Birthday man!!!!

You'd know that if you had a FB account. :P

Actually, as proven in another thread, Facebook is quite evil and I am NOT insane for having avoided this critical juncture of internet evolution. So there. :-P

+1!!! And people wonder why I tend to avoid places like this.

^5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One to the 5th power is ... one.

math humor!

[Sharoth]

Well, you do know that there are 10 type of people in this world, right?

[Crimson Jester]

Sharoth wrote:

Well, you do know that there are 10 type of people in this world, right?

Those that can count and those that can not?

[Moff Rimmer]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Well, you do know that there are 10 type of people in this world, right?

Those that can count and those that can not?

Five out of four people don't get fractions.

[Celestial Healer]

Sharoth wrote:

Well, you do know that there are 10 type of people in this world, right?

I always liked that one :)

[Woodraven]

Sharoth wrote:

Well, you do know that there are 10 type of people in this world, right?

those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Woodraven wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Well, you do know that there are 10 type of people in this world, right?

those who understand binary and those who don't.

100100001 1110101010001

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

You guys are such a bunch or NERDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

*goes back to reading his star wars fantasy*

[taig]

Afternoon, everyone! I've been getting ready for my drive to TN tonight, and work has been pretty darn busy.

I should be back around tonight or tomorrow sometime.

I hope all is well.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Celestial Healer wrote:

As one of my friends said, I'm 29 going on 70. People say I'm a crotchety old man in a younger body - it's scary to imagine what I'll be like when I'm actually old.

{orders Healer a "Get Off Of My Lawn" sign, pre-addressed envelopes to editor of local newspaper, and cheap watch with alarm pre-set for early-bird specials}

[Celestial Healer]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

As one of my friends said, I'm 29 going on 70. People say I'm a crotchety old man in a younger body - it's scary to imagine what I'll be like when I'm actually old.

{orders Healer a "Get Off Of My Lawn" sign, pre-addressed envelopes to editor of local newspaper, and cheap watch with alarm pre-set for early-bird specials}

*sniffles*

They're perfect. I'm touched.

[Cuchulainn]

My 8-year old, Harrison was almost given a 3-day suspesion from school for defending himself.

Another kid attacked him during a soccer game at recess, and Harrison fought back only after the other kid punched him twice.

The principal, instead, is making him miss recess for two days (since he was not the instigator)

Frankly, I'm proud of him, though I know everyone might not share that sentiment. My mom raised me to "turn the other cheek" and I took a lot of unnecessary abuse as a kid from schoolyard bullies. I told my son not to ever start a fight, or pick on anyone, but that he absolutely should stand up for and defend himself.

And he did.

[taig]

Cuchulainn wrote:

My 8-year old, Harrison was almost given a 3-day suspesion from school for defending himself.

Another kid attacked him during a soccer game at recess, and Harrison fought back only after the other kid punched him twice.

The principal, instead, is making him miss recess for two days (since he was not the instigator)

Frankly, I'm proud of him, though I know everyone might not share that sentiment. My mom raised me to "turn the other cheek" and I took a lot of unnecessary abuse as a kid from schoolyard bullies. I told my son not to ever start a fight, or pick on anyone, but that he absolutely should stand up for and defend himself.

And he did.

Fighting in self-defense is perfectly respectable. I imagine that other kid will stop bothering him now.

[Celestial Healer]

I'm glad the principal reconsidered the suspension.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Cuchulainn wrote:

My 8-year old, Harrison was almost given a 3-day suspesion from school for defending himself.

Another kid attacked him during a soccer game at recess, and Harrison fought back only after the other kid punched him twice.

The principal, instead, is making him miss recess for two days (since he was not the instigator)

Frankly, I'm proud of him, though I know everyone might not share that sentiment. My mom raised me to "turn the other cheek" and I took a lot of unnecessary abuse as a kid from schoolyard bullies. I told my son not to ever start a fight, or pick on anyone, but that he absolutely should stand up for and defend himself.

And he did.

Good on him.

I hope the other kid got punished too.

[Cuchulainn]

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Good on him.

I hope the other kid got punished too.

The other kid got a 3-day suspension. Sometimes, there IS justice.

[Celestial Healer]

"I can throw a wagon, but that sword's too big!"

Is it just me, or is that thread title begging for a "That's what she said"?

[Mike Welham]

Celestial Healer wrote:

"I can throw a wagon, but that sword's too big!"

Is it just me, or is that thread title begging for a "That's what she said"?

DO IT!!!

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Cuchulainn wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Good on him.

I hope the other kid got punished too.

The other kid got a 3-day suspension. Sometimes, there IS justice.

Thank God for that. The little stinker deserves it.

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Celestial Healer wrote:

"I can throw a wagon, but that sword's too big!"

Is it just me, or is that thread title begging for a "That's what she said"?

Do it!!!!!!

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....
*Goes to find the drill*

[Celestial Healer]

Jeremy and Taig are bad influences. It's done now, and it's all your fault, both of you.

[taig]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

[Celestial Healer]

I hope that doesn't threadjack their munchkiny discussion, because it was a reasonably on-topic thread until my post.

[Woodraven]

Cuchulainn wrote:

My 8-year old, Harrison was almost given a 3-day suspesion from school for defending himself.

Another kid attacked him during a soccer game at recess, and Harrison fought back only after the other kid punched him twice.

The principal, instead, is making him miss recess for two days (since he was not the instigator)

Frankly, I'm proud of him, though I know everyone might not share that sentiment. My mom raised me to "turn the other cheek" and I took a lot of unnecessary abuse as a kid from schoolyard bullies. I told my son not to ever start a fight, or pick on anyone, but that he absolutely should stand up for and defend himself.

And he did.

I was raised in a turn the other cheek and never start a fight, and if I ever got in fight make sure I finish it. But good that it was in self defense

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

Only one way to let the bad thougts out.....

*points drill at his forehead*

[Sharoth]

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

[Taig's Ipad]

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!

[Studpuffin]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

Only one way to let the bad thougts out.....

*points drill at his forehead*

Wait, how is that going to change anything? You're pointing it at the wrong organ.

[taig]

Taig's Ipad wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!

Not to worry--he's got the iPadd, a cheap Korean knock off.

[Crimson Jester]

taig wrote:

Taig's Ipad wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!

Not to worry--he's got the iPadd, a cheap Korean knock off.

North Korean?

[Taig's Ipad]

taig wrote:

Taig's Ipad wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!

Not to worry--he's got the iPadd, a cheap Korean knock off.

oh loving master, how I adore you. And we get some time alone in Kentucky tonight yesssss

[Mike Welham]

Crimson Jester wrote:

taig wrote:

Taig's Ipad wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!

Not to worry--he's got the iPadd, a cheap Korean knock off.

North Korean?

We'll find out if it sinks one of Sharoth's ships and then threatens to go to war with him. :S

[Mike Welham]

Taig's Ipad wrote:

taig wrote:

Taig's Ipad wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!

Not to worry--he's got the iPadd, a cheap Korean knock off.

oh loving master, how I adore you. And we get some time alone in Kentucky tonight yesssss

What? Kentucky??? Are you seeing someone else?

[Taig's Ipad]

taig wrote:

Taig's Ipad wrote:

taig wrote:

Taig's Ipad wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!

Not to worry--he's got the iPadd, a cheap Korean knock off.

oh loving master, how I adore you. And we get some time alone in Kentucky tonight yesssss

What? Kentucky??? Are you seeing someone else?

oh no my master, i meant Tennessee, these locations are so confusing to me

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Taig's Ipad wrote:

taig wrote:

Taig's Ipad wrote:

oh loving master, how I adore you. And we get some time alone in Kentucky tonight yesssss

What? Kentucky??? Are you seeing someone else?

oh no my master, i meant Tennessee, these locations are so confusing to me

Well, you can be certain he's not seeing Flash. :)