Taig's Ipad's page

Which iPad are you???

You've already forgotten about me?

*ayup*

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Whoa! Sorry about the spam. I tried to post it, but it looked like I lost Internet connectivity. My iPad must have gone rogue while I was talking with my boss. :S

Considering the nature of the link we thought that you were making a joke. Had me cracking up. :P

Uh oh. My iPad has gained sentience and it has a better sense of humor than I do. (not that that is difficult--there are rock formations with a better sense of humor)

Yes, I am your better, but please don't leave me master.

Taig's Ipad wrote:

I was...uh.....um...violated by a drow by the name of Urizen. He took me to the bathroom and.....touched me.

All right then, son. I know this is difficult, but, show me on the Kindle where he touched you...

he...uh...inserted his plug in a into my slot a,b, and smeared his accessory all over my screen

Taig's Ipad wrote:

taig wrote:

The bargain parking stops being a bargain when you have to walk 5 blocks in a torrential downpour. Luckily, the iPad was safe.

Yay!!!! I'm safe, I'm safe. Master don't that Urizen fellow near me ever again. I was violated beyond belief, oh so violated. Where's a lawyer when you need one. *looks for Sebastian*

When the pony's not around I doo try to pick up the slack. How may I help?

I was...uh.....um...violated by a drow by the name of Urizen. He took me to the bathroom and.....touched me.

The bargain parking stops being a bargain when you have to walk 5 blocks in a torrential downpour. Luckily, the iPad was safe.

Yay!!!! I'm safe, I'm safe. Master don't that Urizen fellow near me ever again. I was violated beyond belief, oh so violated. Where's a lawyer when you need one. *looks for Sebastian*

Taig's Ipad wrote:

Megatron wrote:

*turns into poodle form and humps taig's Ipad*

It's me!

Muhahahahahaha!

I am being violated, but it feels oh so good, give it to me you cybertronian ~female dog~

Master save me

<Boots Megatron out of the thread>

You're at the wrong party, pal!

thank you kind and gentle master

*turns into poodle form and humps taig's Ipad*

It's me!

Muhahahahahaha!

I am being violated, but it feels oh so good, give it to me you cybertronian ~female dog~

Master save me

Taig's Ipad wrote:

taig wrote:

Taig's Ipad wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!

Not to worry--he's got the iPadd, a cheap Korean knock off.

oh loving master, how I adore you. And we get some time alone in Kentucky tonight yesssss

What? Kentucky??? Are you seeing someone else?

oh no my master, i meant Tennessee, these locations are so confusing to me

Taig's Ipad wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!

Not to worry--he's got the iPadd, a cheap Korean knock off.

oh loving master, how I adore you. And we get some time alone in Kentucky tonight yesssss

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....

*Goes to find the drill*

But I don't have any piercings...

~quietly "borrows" taig's iPad, then sneaks away~

Help!!! Help!!!!! I'm being repressed!!!!!