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Okay, here is how you play. Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your first name. Then cut and paste the results here. You will find some pretty hillarious results.
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My results.
1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
2. a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
I am not making this up.
Thanks to FB, everyone and their mother is going to that site. It's timing out for me here.
EDIT:
1: a handsome, manly guy who is always happy and pulls girls with his sweet dispostion.
2: A measurement of alcohol or other liquid by depth. One Gregg is equivalent to 4 fingers of a drink.
A common measurement would be half a Gregg.
4: In black magic, when you want to change somebody's life and turn them to the darkside you "gregg" them.
****
Sweet, I'm a Sith Lord!
Shoot, Fryer already took all the good ones. Now all that's left are the ones talking about how I'm "built" like King Kong and can please women at will.
You guys broke it.
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It worked for me. And look what I found:
6. person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day.
I kid, I kid! :D
simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name joe have a very very big dick !!
if i was perfect in every way my name would have to be joe
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a term used by people that live in philly that means u are being hype, stupid, corny, full of s!~~, wrong or being a poser.
yo this girl is so joe. she was tryna fight me ova nothing.
omg my mom won't let me go to that party she joe as s#$!!!!
12. Joe
Northern Irish slang for a condom.
Here m8, got ne joes bi?
Aye no sweat, 4 pack o' perfoma oughta do 'er.
Cheers m8
Get 'er bucked!
13. Joe
A person who owns a third leg, shlong, or dode. Also loves the vagina. Milfs are considered to be his prey. Hes pretty much f&!+ed your mom so accept it.. Hes the best looking, smartest and most athlectic guy to ever walk the earth. Also preforms intercourse extremely well. His dick is considered to be holy. The envy and role model of everyman.
Dude seriously, joe needs to knock it off or there will be no more vaginas left for us.
20. Joe
(adj.) to be extremely gay, have little to no friends
(n.) someone who boosts daily
(v.) to boost, have curly hair, rape many babies
"I just raped my little sister Michelle!"
"Ew thats so joe"
"Woah howd u get ur hair so curly?"
"What do u think, im Joe."
Rone:
1. rone 11 up, 5 down
A term used to refer to a cigarette, used only by the raddest of the rad.
"Lemme get them rones."
2. rone 3 up, 1 down
to yell or be angry towards someone to "black out" on someone or "curse" someone out
"oh my goddd did you see her ronin on that girl yo?"
"step down i'm about to rone on that b!tch right now"
"did you see her rone?"
1.) basically the definition of being amazingly cool and fun. can dance black as hell, whether their black or not. athletic, fun and wild. gets into trouble a lot. says stupid things, but people like Liz's. sexy, and fiiiiiiiine.
I like this one too...
4.) is the only girl that only wants a simple quest of a soft warm cookie and a cold glass of milk.
Liz wants chocolate chip btw.
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1. A friendly guy who will always be there for you no matter how much of a b**!$ you are.
Travels often with girls and plays video games.
He plays world of warcraft too.......watch out.
"That guy is a Cory, just look at the Horde t-shirt, big jeans, long hair, and wire-rimmed glasses. God, look at all those girls around him too....So Cory."
I can't post my favorite it's number 3 under Cory.
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Here’s my top 5. The spoilered ones are not safe for young or sensitive minds. All true, especially the contradictory ones.
Luke
1.
You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches
2. From the Latin meaning "light" he motivates others by gentle persuasion a natural born leader.
A person who has this name tends to be
Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competive nature
But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Luke is a force to be reckoned with.
And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics
a luke usally has a group of very close friends who he respects and is very loyal to.
3. Someone that is totaly beastly and pwns everyone around him
dude, you know Jake.
ya
he is totaly a Luke
4.
ohh yea harder gimme more luke
5. He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh. He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love. He has very good style and always looks handsome. He also always smells really good :)
Whos that guy sticking to him self?
Oh that would be Luke.
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the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November
NSFW
1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis
1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!
3 and 4 are dumb or just already well known
Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.
Cute and yummy(:
Jason: well
Jason: i want
Jason: that cock
Jason: for
Jason: lunch
Jason: and dinner
Jason: yummmmm
Is it me or is there a consistent theme that lacks variation? It's like Wikipedia went total chaos. It was a good chuckle, but it's starting to bleed together to the point it's boring me. *sighs*
Nikolai:
1. A male standing around 6'1" since the age of 12.
2. Type of Vodka
3. Town in Alaska measuring 4.9 square miles, with 4.5 of said square miles being land. Town consists of about 100 people crammed into 47 houses, mostly of Native American decent. About 339 miles from Anchorage.
4. Name that the next male 'N' hurricane needs to be named.
1. Since he's so tall, Nikolai makes a great little brother!
2. I got so drunk on that Nikolai that I couldn't leave my bed for three days.
3. Once you move away from Nikolai, you never look back.
4. Why the f*#$ is there no Hurricane Nikolai?!
Don't get me started on 'kobold'. It's a bunch of insults.
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LAZARO:
1. Atotally bad ass Mexicano you better not mess with.
"Eh vato, Lazaro kicked my ass" "That's cuz he's bad holmes"
2. A middle aged cuban usually mentally stuck in the 70's, plays bass and tends to look like steve perry...
Lazaro: Hey Whats this shiny silver disc?
Kid: Thats a Cd..
Lazaro: what?? what happened to vinyls and 8 tracks??
Kid: still Stuck in the 70's...
My entry has been despoiled by the anti-sparkly vampire backlash.
My first name, co-opted recently as the surname of a teen/cougar heart-throb vampire has made any and all references to my name NSFW, or the rules of this forum.
Dag-Nabbit!
They just don't understand us, man.
Umm...
Can I watch you sleep?
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Nikolai:
1. A male standing around 6'1" since the age of 12.2. Type of Vodka
3. Town in Alaska measuring 4.9 square miles, with 4.5 of said square miles being land. Town consists of about 100 people crammed into 47 houses, mostly of Native American decent. About 339 miles from Anchorage.
4. Name that the next male 'N' hurricane needs to be named.
1. Since he's so tall, Nikolai makes a great little brother!2. I got so drunk on that Nikolai that I couldn't leave my bed for three days.
3. Once you move away from Nikolai, you never look back.
4. Why the f*#$ is there no Hurricane Nikolai?!
Don't get me started on 'kobold'. It's a bunch of insults.
My oldest sons middle name.
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1. An incredibly cool person.
2. a male friend who is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the Marines or Army. Liked by a lot of people and usually very attractive
3. Scott is wonderful and caring, he's the best thing in my life, not only does he make the best boyfriend he makes an even better best friend...and he's all mine...Scott also likes to think hes a Playa..but he's too caring to be a Playa...
4. See: Jesus Christ
Chuck Norris
5. Scott
pronounced: (SK-OT)
Incredibly good looking with a great six pack.
Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first for scott.
6.A horny bastard who lives only for sex. He does not care for anyone but himself and does not like other people butting into his business no matter how much he butts into theirs. a great romantic at times but as soon as he gets what he wants the romance is gone
7. The most beautiful man ever.
Nothing. No entry found.
... Thats right I'm 100% original.