X is bad because…
A. It is designed by someone who wishes to make a living.
B. My pet Ability/Class/Race/Spell is made weak.
C. Someone remotely associated with X was once quoted as having said something I vaguely disagree with.
D. Roll 1d4 and select from above. If you roll a 4, roll twice and combine results.
[Insert Situation Carefully Crafted To Support Your Position Here]
X should be…
A. Deleted/Removed/Killed with prejudice.
B. Modified to be more in line with my own personal feelings without regard to other's opinions or pesky facts.
C. Can be kept as is as I will be going home and taking my toys with me.
D. Roll 1d6 and insert number of expletives to prove my ineffective point.
Anyone who disagrees with me concerning X is…
A. A fanboi.
B. Obviously lacking the mental capacity for rational thought.
C. A nazi.
D. A fanboi and a nazi.
In closing, I am right and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong because…
A. I have been on the internet since 1973.
B. I have a Doctorate Degree in useless trivia.
C. They are dumb.
D. I personally knew Gary Gygax.
I guess I should have made this about political philosophy since that seems to be the soup d'jour.
At least it is not another cry for civility.
Why do you hate America?
Because you beat your wife.
Assertion: You lose.
Proof: Episode I.
Result: I win.
:)
[Insert reference to misspelling, typo or grammatical error here which will render opponent's argument moot]
Why do you hate America?Because you beat your wife.Well played, as always.
Are you going to be at Paizocon? I need motivation to go. Having the opportunity to punch you in the nuts would provide motivation...er...I mean have a drink with you...
You know, you two WILL be at PaizoCon 2010, at least in (printed) spirit... a certain CJ made sure of that *giggles*
I'd pay $10 for a video of the two of them singing "Gonna Beat my Wife" by the Dead Milkmen.
Movie X sucked because…
A. It was made by Hollywood.
B. It did not strictly adhere to all 537 pages of the book.
C. The popcorn at the theatre was stale.
D. It was made by Bollywood.
The characters were…
A. Two dimensional.
B. Not played by the actors/actresses I would have chosen regardless of prior commitments or salary disagreements.
C. A gross misrepresentation of the characters presented in the book. See above.
D. Jar Jar Binks.
The director…
A. Should be shot.
B. Should return to high school musicals.
C. Should be given an award for making movie of an 80's remake whose only similarity to the original was the title.
D. Is Jar Jar Binks.
I'd pay $10 for a video of the two of them singing "Gonna Beat my Wife" by the Dead Milkmen.Are we talking cash or bella sara cards with a value of $10?
If it's the later, I think we might be able to make a deal...
Dude, do I look like the kind of Goblin who would own ALL the Bella Sara cards ever produced???? Sheesh!
So spill it, CF, you going to go, on the fence, or wouldn't dare show your face for fear of a nut-punching?
Yea, it's the fear of a nut-punching.
Are you kidding? I can not even be bothered to drive 10 minutes to my local gaming store to meet up with fellow Paizoans.
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So spill it, CF, you going to go, on the fence, or wouldn't dare show your face for fear of a nut-punching?Yea, it's the fear of a nut-punching.
Are you kidding? I can not even be bothered to drive 10 minutes to my local gaming store to meet up with fellow Paizoans.
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Heathy or Mairkurion could always visit CF and give said nut-punch.
Heathy or Mairkurion could always visit CF and give said nut-punch.
Sure, we could meet up at Half-Priced books.
Heathy or Mairkurion could always visit CF and give said nut-punch.So spill it, CF, you going to go, on the fence, or wouldn't dare show your face for fear of a nut-punching?Yea, it's the fear of a nut-punching.
Are you kidding? I can not even be bothered to drive 10 minutes to my local gaming store to meet up with fellow Paizoans.
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I could as well. I'm much closer to CF(about 50 miles away) than either of those two. ;)
I could as well. I'm much closer to CF(about 50 miles away) than either of those two. ;)
Yap!
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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So spill it, CF, you going to go, on the fence, or wouldn't dare show your face for fear of a nut-punching?Yea, it's the fear of a nut-punching.
Are you kidding? I can not even be bothered to drive 10 minutes to my local gaming store to meet up with fellow Paizoans.
** spoiler omitted **
Bummer. I'm facing the same issues. That said, if I overcome them, be warned that I will hound you to overcome them as well.
If I were to go, you guys would try to get me to break one of my resolutions.
No dry-humping strangers?
Your wife's not a stranger.
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You believed that whole "I'm a lawyer thing"? Next you'll believe there are actually women on the internet and not just a bunch of dudes pretending to be women.
And aren't you lawyer-types rolling in money? That sounds like a terrible excuse not to come.
There are women lurking on the internet, they're left all hot and speechless by the mental mojo of the tier and gish discussions.
There are women lurking on the internet, they're left all hot and speechless by the mental mojo of the tier and gish discussions.
A character optimization forum would attract them like Harry Potter Slash fiction.
There are women lurking on the internet, they're left all hot and speechless by the mental mojo of the tier and gish discussions.You believed that whole "I'm a lawyer thing"? Next you'll believe there are actually women on the internet and not just a bunch of dudes pretending to be women.
And aren't you lawyer-types rolling in money? That sounds like a terrible excuse not to come.
If only. My wife doesn't give a $h1+ as long as she's rolling d12s for damage.
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You believed that whole "I'm a lawyer thing"? Next you'll believe there are actually women on the internet and not just a bunch of dudes pretending to be women.
And aren't you lawyer-types rolling in money? That sounds like a terrible excuse not to come.
I'm just sick of all those hot babes pretending to be fat middle-aged men on the internet. It's so lame.
If it enrages me, it should enrage you, and damn he who says nerd rage. If it enrages you and not me, it is nerd rage. I have spoken!
Haha!
You still believed in a chance.
If we can't be civil on this thread, how can we stand a chance to be civil on any thread?!?!
Nobody wants a badger's opinion.
So, would that be a 'badge of honor' for the judges? :D
Nobody wants a badger's opinion.If we can't be civil on this thread, how can we stand a chance to be civil on any thread?!?!
I have the math to prove it over on my website.
If we can't be civil on this thread, how can we stand a chance to be civil on any thread?!?!
You can take your civility and shove it.
Your math is full of fail. My statistics prove it.
David, whenever your mouth opens, straw men burst forth.
You all of full of chaos theories.
You all of full of chaos theories.
And you, gas.
My wickerman lights up brighter than your puny strawmen.
You all of full of chaos theories.And you, gas.
Personally, I blame bariatric surgery.
Oops, there goes another one.
Oops, there goes another one.
Smells a little like Sebastian.