| The Jade |
The Jade wrote:You'll never recapture your spurned, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Jade. You must resign yourself to it.Crimson Jester wrote:that's what we are here for :)I thought you were here to dance for me. Pity.
I will NOT, SUH! I DEMAND DANCING GAMERS pirouette for my pleasures!
| Woodraven |
Well, I can both dance and sing, but I must have the proper motivation, and Jade, unfortunately for him, is singularly lacking in the characteristics that motivate me. He'll just have to try his luck plying me with liquor some day, in the absence of these.
ahh he is lacking the ability for BTTH?
Will several bottles of Chimay Grand Reserve along with several Cohibas do said trick?
| The Jade |
Well, I can both dance and sing, but I must have the proper motivation, and Jade, unfortunately for him, is singularly lacking in the characteristics that motivate me. He'll just have to try his luck plying me with liquor some day, in the absence of these.
Why I'll have you know my breasts are magnificent. Men have gone to battle over whether they are just perfect or too perfect. <-- and here I wonder why guys sometimes think I'm a lady poster.
| Woodraven |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Well, I can both dance and sing, but I must have the proper motivation, and Jade, unfortunately for him, is singularly lacking in the characteristics that motivate me. He'll just have to try his luck plying me with liquor some day, in the absence of these.Why I'll have you know my breasts are magnificent. Men have gone to battle over whether they are just perfect or too perfect. <-- and here I wonder why guys sometimes think I'm a lady poster.
I still think mine are better
| The Jade |
The Jade wrote:I still think mine are betterMairkurion {tm} wrote:Well, I can both dance and sing, but I must have the proper motivation, and Jade, unfortunately for him, is singularly lacking in the characteristics that motivate me. He'll just have to try his luck plying me with liquor some day, in the absence of these.Why I'll have you know my breasts are magnificent. Men have gone to battle over whether they are just perfect or too perfect. <-- and here I wonder why guys sometimes think I'm a lady poster.
I think we're going to have a chesty strut-off, ladies and gentlemen.
Put on the Cab Calloway. I'm feeling limber.
Crimson Jester
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Crimson Jester wrote:Well now I'm doubly intrigued...The Jade wrote:You really do not want to see me dance. Worse yet sing.Crimson Jester wrote:that's what we are here for :)I thought you were here to dance for me. Pity.
In point of fact you should do well to PAY ME not to sing. In fact my singing has been compared to Vogon Poetry. My dancing not much far behind. You would do well to pay attention to this warning. Send all gaming hooch as tribute to keep me from SINGING AND DANCING.
| The Jade |
The Jade wrote:In point of fact you should do well to PAY ME not to sing. In fact my singing has been compared to Vogon Poetry. My dancing not much far behind. You would do well to pay attention to this warning. Send all gaming hooch as tribute to keep me from SINGING AND DANCING.Crimson Jester wrote:Well now I'm doubly intrigued...The Jade wrote:You really do not want to see me dance. Worse yet sing.Crimson Jester wrote:that's what we are here for :)I thought you were here to dance for me. Pity.
But... I absolutely adore the third worst poetry in the universe.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly?
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchis on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Moorluck
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Moorluck wrote:I'll have you know that I can sing... but only certain songs sound right when sang by me. I blame the songs, I'm faultless. :)Nope, I can find a fault. You don't live in an area closer to me ;)
That would be your error, it's a common one, after all how could all of you have known there was a person as wicked cool and bad ass as myself in Myrtle Beach. I'm sure if you could do it over again all of you would chosse to live closer to me. ;)