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DMs have fiats? They still make Fiats? I thought they've gone the way of the Saabs here soon.


Urizen wrote:
The Thing That Ate The Bronx wrote:
Urizen wrote:
What is it like going on a silver acid trip?
Imagine going over Niagra Falls in a specimen bottle.
That depends. What kind of specimen bottle are we talking about?

Wide Mouth Round High-Density Polyethylene Bottle


I have a confession to make.

Spoiler:
I've never DM'ed a game in this lifetime.


The Thing That Ate The Bronx wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Thing That Ate The Bronx wrote:
Urizen wrote:
What is it like going on a silver acid trip?
Imagine going over Niagra Falls in a specimen bottle.
That depends. What kind of specimen bottle are we talking about?
Wide Mouth Round High-Density Polyethylene Bottle

That's not big enough.


gargle gargle gargle!

Yeap, footieball is still on.

There's something special about a boy, a bat, and his nazi.


Urizen wrote:
And my woman tells me I have no intuition. Ha!

Mine is convinced I have none. But I have to play stupid to get the slack I need. Know what I mean?


I am now in trouble for celebrating Cardinals victory.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
I haven't watched football today; any updates? I was watching Brad Pitt skinnin' some Nazis.

Ravens destroyed the Patriots. Packers and Cardinals in OT, after the Cardinals looked like they were going to run away with it.


Urizen wrote:
The Thing That Ate The Bronx wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Thing That Ate The Bronx wrote:
Urizen wrote:
What is it like going on a silver acid trip?
Imagine going over Niagra Falls in a specimen bottle.
That depends. What kind of specimen bottle are we talking about?
Wide Mouth Round High-Density Polyethylene Bottle
That's not big enough.

That's my point.


Kruelaid wrote:
Urizen wrote:
And my woman tells me I have no intuition. Ha!
Mine is convinced I have none. But I have to play stupid to get the slack I need. Know what I mean?

I'm the champion! I have 40% hearing and have to wear hearings. Selective Hearing is an evolutionary step in the right direction; don't let anyone tell you anything different.

The Exchange

We started our new campaign today. Curse of the Crimson Throne. I am thinking we may need to change encounter at scarwall to be an underground encounter under the city.

RPG Superstar 2012

GO SAINTS!!!


So:
How about those Cowboys?

The Exchange

Moorluck wrote:
You ever have to delete a post 3-4 times before you calmed down enough to just flag some troll? Yeah, I wish we had a 'B' slap option... I'd use the hell outta that.

Um yes, your not the only one. Ever notice how sometimes my posts come out, not as coherent as most of my others, thats why. Rewrites.

RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
If you disagree with my on DM fiat, I'll gut you like a fish.

DMs should have Fieros. :)

The Exchange

taig wrote:
GO SAINTS!!!

woot.


The Thing That Ate The Bronx wrote:
Urizen wrote:
That's not big enough.
That's my point.

Thank you for noticing. ;)

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Meh.


Heh-heh-heh.


I want to see Brees vs. Manning. Period.

The Exchange

taig wrote:

Hugo/Butterfrog drew a dire corgi for me, and I've statted it up. Let me know what you think.

** spoiler omitted **

Very cool.

RPG Superstar 2012

Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
Meh.

x3.14


taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
If you disagree with my on DM fiat, I'll gut you like a fish.

DMs should have Fieros. :)

I was so excited when Fieros first came out.


taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
Meh.
x3.14

Yuk yuk yuk!


What's the difference between a dire corgi and a fiendish corgi?

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
What's the difference between a dire corgi and a fiendish corgi?

The breath weapon!

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
I want to see Brees vs. Manning. Period.

Brees vs. the Chargers would be a good story.


Urizen wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Urizen wrote:
And my woman tells me I have no intuition. Ha!
Mine is convinced I have none. But I have to play stupid to get the slack I need. Know what I mean?
I'm the champion! I have 40% hearing and have to wear hearings. Selective Hearing is an evolutionary step in the right direction; don't let anyone tell you anything different.

She also thinks I can't wash the dishes. My being able to disassemble and reassemble computers, clean CPU dies, and clean camera sensors, lenses, and mirrors has not yet made her suspicious.

I learned that one from her brothers at my wedding bash. Apparently it's a male conspiracy in her family to be incompetent at cleaning and all the women have bought it.


Urizen wrote:
What's the difference between a dire corgi and a fiendish corgi?

Shudder.


Bitiest dog ever.

RPG Superstar 2012

Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
What's the difference between a dire corgi and a fiendish corgi?
The breath weapon!

And the alignment.


Kruelaid wrote:

She also thinks I can't wash the dishes. My being able to disassemble and reassemble computers, clean CPU dies, and clean camera sensors, lenses, and mirrors has not yet made her suspicious.

I learned that one from her brothers at my wedding bash. Apparently it's a male conspiracy in her family to be incompetent at cleaning and all the women have bought it.

I'm definitely NOT mechanically inclined. When it comes to the fixing DIY projects in the house, the woman is in charge. I just pay for stuff.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
What's the difference between a dire corgi and a fiendish corgi?
The breath weapon!

Pure hellfire.


taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
What's the difference between a dire corgi and a fiendish corgi?
The breath weapon!

And the alignment.

All fiends get a breath weapon and restrictive alignments?

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:

She also thinks I can't wash the dishes. My being able to disassemble and reassemble computers, clean CPU dies, and clean camera sensors, lenses, and mirrors has not yet made her suspicious.

I learned that one from her brothers at my wedding bash. Apparently it's a male conspiracy in her family to be incompetent at cleaning and all the women have bought it.

I'm definitely NOT mechanically inclined. When it comes to the fixing DIY projects in the house, the woman is in charge. I just pay for stuff.

I've always said I have a "rust thumb".


taig wrote:

I've always said I have a "rust thumb".

For the sake of all of us, don't play the trombone.

Liberty's Edge

naaaaaaasty.

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
What's the difference between a dire corgi and a fiendish corgi?
The breath weapon!

And the alignment.

All fiends get a breath weapon and restrictive alignments?

Nah, none of that is true. Fiendish creatures just get darkvision and DR and minor stuff like that.


Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

I've always said I have a "rust thumb".

For the sake of all of us, don't play the trombone.

Wouldn't want him to hit the brown note. :D

Maybe the flute would be a better instrument?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

I've always said I have a "rust thumb".

For the sake of all of us, don't play the trombone.

Do you have a steamer that goes from Columbus to Cleveland?


bookmark


what if it was a fiendish dire corgi?


Heathansson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

I've always said I have a "rust thumb".

For the sake of all of us, don't play the trombone.
Do you have a steamer that goes from Columbus to Cleveland?

It took a turn for the worst after sampling an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

I've always said I have a "rust thumb".

For the sake of all of us, don't play the trombone.
Do you have a steamer that goes from Columbus to Cleveland?
It took a turn for the worst after sampling an Alabama Hot Pocket.

They shouldn't have warmed it up in the dutch oven then.

RPG Superstar 2012

I'm missing something here. Some of the references I get, but I don't get the connection. :S


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
what if it was a fiendish dire corgi?

The ultimate bane of all mailpersons.

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Dropping in to say hello and good night!
Hello, we've missed your angelic presence, and goodnight.

Actually, I have never gotten around to explaining my partial absence, so here it is in a nutshell...

Work is kicking my ass. My boss appears to have decided that the fact that I was doing a large volume of difficult work very well, she needs to be more "hands on" by monitoring what I am doing at all times. Thus, it's been hard to do much posting at work.

I am also in the thick of rehearsals for a production of La Traviata, which is coming up in a week, and I am still producing that Shakespeare revue at the end of the month, which is soaking up what little free time remains.

February is just around the corner...

That makes no sense. Does she want to take credit for what you are doing? I can never understand people.

Break a leg in La Traviata, and best of luck with your Shakespeare revue.

The boss is very insecure. She's constantly second-guessing her management style because she thinks she doesn't know what she's doing (and she's right). It's very erratic and ineffective.


taig wrote:

I'm missing something here. Some of the references I get, but I don't get the connection. :S

Heathy's free association is abnormal. Don't sweat it.


Heathansson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

I've always said I have a "rust thumb".

For the sake of all of us, don't play the trombone.
Do you have a steamer that goes from Columbus to Cleveland?
It took a turn for the worst after sampling an Alabama Hot Pocket.
They shouldn't have warmed it up in the dutch oven then.

But the Boston Cream Pie? Now that was a mess.


Kruelaid wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
what if it was a fiendish dire corgi?
The ultimate bane of all mailpersons.

Just wait til it mates with a black dragon and the progeny is a half-black dragon fiendish dire corgi.

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