KINGMAKER: A mirror thread

[ericthecleric]

I didn't want to distract James Jacobs' thread, so I'm starting this one.

"Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

(EDIT: Got the quotes from IMDB!)

[Watery Tart]

*stabs ericthecleric with a short sword*

[Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant]

That's my line, you fascist!

[Watery Tart]

*stabs Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant with a short sword*

[yellowdingo]

I know this one: "Help! Help! I'm Being Oppressed!"

[Orthos]

"Be Silent!!"

[Crimson Jester]

Oh go eat some cake why dont you?

[Orthos]

I order you to shut up!!

*starts beating people*

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

You're oppressing me!

[George the Rabbit]

*gnashes teeth and a few kights aslo.*

[Orthos]

RUN AWAY!

[Heathansson]

spam nothing to see.....

[Vanulf Wulfson]

HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed. Come see the violence inherent in the system.

[Dennis the Peasant]

You may claim to be my king, but how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

{wanders through thread clapping together two coconut halves}

[DM Wellard]

I promise you in Kingmaker you'll have "Huge tracts of Land"

Thinks about having his party followed by a group of low level bards...

[ulgulanoth]

and there was much rejoysing

[DM Wellard]

But only when you eat them..

[ulgulanoth]

why would anyone do anything other than eating them?