What about a 0 level commoner who's drunk a potion of whatever that Wu Jen spell is that lets you become colossal size, created by mixing Wu Jen with Master Alchemist so a 9th level Wu Jen spell can be put into a potion with no chance of DM blackballing apart from Rule 0?
I think Attack of the 50 Foot Commoner could be done pretty easily that way.
That can then be dropped down to CR5 by making it a Skeletal Titan Centipede.
No, it can't. Centipedes have no skeleton. Now, a zombie Titan Centipede might be possible.
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Titan Centipede sounds cool, my Bestiary is in the mail right now (GET HERE ALREADY!). It's for a solo game for a level 6 fist fighter who's pretty tough. I think he'd really enjoy getting to beat down a colossal creature.
The just gave the various chitinous robots sized-based names, instead of monstrous whatever. Also, the coconut crab sounds delicious. Perhaps it will be the signature dish of Paizocon III.
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That can then be dropped down to CR5 by making it a Skeletal Titan Centipede.No, it can't. Centipedes have no skeleton. Now, a zombie Titan Centipede might be possible.
This is correct. Zombie can be applied to any corporeal non-undead. A zombie colossal centipede goes from 10 HD to 20 HD, and 17-20 HD zombies are CR 7.
Couldn't you skeleton-ify the exoskeleton?
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Also, the coconut crab sounds delicious. Perhaps it will be the signature dish of Paizocon III.
Sadly, the coconut crab does not taste like a pina colada. :(
Couldn't you skeleton-ify the exoskeleton?
Exo, endo, a skeleton's a skeleton, as far as I'm concerned.
An even lower CR colossal creature would be to take the Great Forest Centipede, apply the Giant template, resulting in only a CR 7 instead of the titan's 9. I personally consider exoskeletons to be skeletal systems, which makes the Giant Great Forest Centipede Skeleton a colossal CR 3.
Sadly, the coconut crab does not taste like a pina colada. :(
Phew... only took me half an hour to finally succeed on a Will save against Wikipedia. :P
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EDIT: Semi-Off Topic: And why exactly is it 'OKAY' to eat crabs and not spiders, lobsters and not scorpions. Where did our society fail to realize the similarity between crustaceans and arachnids? If there were merfolk, would it be 'OKAY' to eat them? Since the only difference would be fins and gills, lol.
A Titan Centipede (Bestiary p. 43) that is a hollow exoskeleton (by applying the skeleton template (Bestiary p. 250) sounds like it would make for an interresting a harrowing encounter. :)
Add the Burning Varient for even more fun.
EDIT: Semi-Off Topic: And why exactly is it 'OKAY' to eat crabs and not spiders, lobsters and not scorpions. Where did our society fail to realize the similarity between crustaceans and arachnids?Because most European and North American arachnids aren't good eating, but can be obnoxious and occasionally poisonous pests.
Yea, I figured it's probably a size & location issue as well. I'm pretty sure somewhere in the world Tarantulas are good eats.... for someone. It just makes me laugh to see someone deathly afraid of spiders go to all-you-can-eat crab night.
I remember my wood elf barbarian ripping legs off a giant spider and making his survival check determining it WAS edible, while other players at the table grimace at me for suggesting such a thing.
And... I probably need more sleep.
Also, the coconut crab sounds delicious. Perhaps it will be the signature dish of Paizocon III.Sadly, the coconut crab does not taste like a pina colada. :(
Couldn't you skeleton-ify the exoskeleton?Exo, endo, a skeleton's a skeleton, as far as I'm concerned.
Whoa! That thing looks like it should be in a monster manual. No need to add giant or something, it's good as it is. CR +1 for looking extra creepy.
Can I have one as my familiar?
And why exactly is it 'OKAY' to eat crabs and not spiders
8 limbs = creepy. You don't eat creepy.
On the other hand, I don't eat anything with more than 4 legs - yes, even if you cut off some of the legs.
And I've seen a reportage where some Amazon jungle dwellers catch and eat tarantulas. They showed you how to catch and prepare them, including the very important part about getting rid of their hairs (those things can really ruin your day. Apparently it's like getting metal filings into the face.
Yea, I figured it's probably a size & location issue as well. I'm pretty sure somewhere in the world Tarantulas are good eats.... for someone. It just makes me laugh to see someone deathly afraid of spiders go to all-you-can-eat crab night.Does it make you laugh to see someone deathly afraid of bears to go to the BBQ rib joint? :S
It's not really about fear. More about revulsion (which arguably is a sort of fear). I mean, I'd probably be afraid of a wild hog if I met it in the forest, but would have no problem eating it if it was on my plate. Things on the plate don't move any more, and all the pointy bits like tusks aren't on my plate at all.
Anyway, it's all irrational, that's what fear often is.
But I can see the spider/crab thing: Spiders are hairy, disgusting creatures, while crabs are obviously hard-shelled. That can make all the difference in the world.
Does it make you laugh to see someone deathly afraid of bears to go to the BBQ rib joint? :S
LOL, that's so not the same concept. KaeYoss pretty much covered it, it's about the imagery and the '8 limbs'. Plus, where in the heck do you live that they serve BBQ Bear Ribs?? I really need to come visit, I wanna try that! :D On my plate, without the pointy-bits that is.
LOL, that's so not the same concept. KaeYoss pretty much covered it, it's about the imagery and the '8 limbs'. Plus, where in the heck do you live that they serve BBQ Bear Ribs??The point is that crabs and spiders are vaguely similar-looking but not terribly closely related, just as bears and cattle/swine aren't terribly closely related.
If you think bears and cattle/swine are similar looking, you might have a problem.
Don't. Ever. Milk. A. Bear!
Also, the coconut crab sounds delicious. Perhaps it will be the signature dish of Paizocon III.Sadly, the coconut crab does not taste like a pina colada. :(
Couldn't you skeleton-ify the exoskeleton?Exo, endo, a skeleton's a skeleton, as far as I'm concerned.
They are delicious, but expensive. I remember when I was stationed in Guam, one guy had one atached to a small chain. The thing was bigger than most small dogs and he had to pick it up with two hands.
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An even lower CR colossal creature would be to take the Great Forest Centipede, apply the Giant template, resulting in only a CR 7 instead of the titan's 9. I personally consider exoskeletons to be skeletal systems, which makes the Giant Great Forest Centipede Skeleton a colossal CR 3.
Dude falls into a nest of around 12 of these......ROUND 1,... FIGHT!!