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Unusual explosions sighted on Mars.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!


taig wrote:

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

I think some of them are already here.


CourtFool wrote:
taig wrote:

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

I think some of them are already here.

My probe would like to have a word with you.


Mmm... do you think there might me martian poddles?


Mars needs poodles.


CourtFool wrote:

Unusual explosions sighted on Mars.

Rusty's gonna have plenty to snack on then.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

Unusual explosions sighted on Mars.

Rusty's gonna have plenty to snack on then.

Those things are delicious, but they give me wicked indigestion.


Alien Abductor wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
I think some of them are already here.

My probe would like to have a word with you.

Does your probe vibrate? Hmmm... well, it has been a long time...

OK, gimme. {slips into latex nurse outfit and takes probe} Follow me, Mr. Alien. Oh, and you get probed first.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
I think some of them are already here.

My probe would like to have a word with you.

Does your probe vibrate? Hmmm... well, it has been a long time...

OK, gimme. {slips into latex nurse outfit and takes probe} Follow me, Mr. Alien. Oh, and you get probed first.

Hello Nurse!

The *snap* of a glove is foreplay on our planet.


Alien Abductor wrote:

Hello Nurse!

The *snap* of a glove is foreplay on our planet.

Hush, Mistress Nursie didn't say you could talk.

{straps him to examination table} OK, remember the safeword is "Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong" {gags him}


Who would have known...?


The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, they say.

The Exchange

Nuke em all!!!!


Earth first! We will strip mine the other planets later!

The Exchange

Naw we nuke Venus and blow out some of that excess gas on the planet so we can plant stuff and be able to breathe there.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Hush, Mistress Nursie didn't say you could talk.

Snickers.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Alien Abductor wrote:

Hello Nurse!

The *snap* of a glove is foreplay on our planet.

Hush, Mistress Nursie didn't say you could talk.

{straps him to examination table} OK, remember the safeword is "Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong" {gags him}

It's so nice to see a truly gifted person at work. I can tell you enjoy what you do Ms. Slaad. However gaging the alien during his first time might not be a good idea. remember safe,sane and consentual are the laws.

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