Gee, dad!
Dad,.....Walleye keeps starin at me.
I think he's gone all goony and junk.
Note taped to fridge:
Please stay close to Walleye and keep an eye on him. But be careful, he's getting dangerous. If anything goes wrong, check under your bed. Also, your mom left some cookies on the stove.
Be back soon,
- Dad
Note taped to fridge:
** spoiler omitted **
Whut in tahnation?
Kill Da Kobold!
Note taped to fridge:
** spoiler omitted **
{munches a cookie} Oooo, KC, er, Walleye, these cookies are good. Kinda a weird bitter almond-y undertone, but mighty tasty.
{notices kobold is missing again} Gosh, he's gone and hid again.
...these cookies are good. Kinda a weird bitter almond-y undertone, but mighty tasty.
Bleah, weird aftertaste. Thank goodness Mr. Cleaver had a new jug of Mountain Dew in the fridge.
{pours a big glass, enjoys} Mmmm, refreshing. Kinda flat though. {reads jug} "Aunty Freeze"? I didn't know KC had an Aunt. Hope she doesn't mind I'm drinking her 'Dew.
{yawns} Cookies and Dew filled me up. Maybe a nice nap...
Hey Wolfie! KC's Aunt is Esmarelda, unless he has another one named Dew.
Grab on to KC's other leg and go swinging with me through the threads as he runs.
Why does the little lizard boy want to ignore my boss Spanky. Is it because of coolness envy?
I think it's a game.
I've got a game for you. Pull my finger!
I've got a game for you. Pull my finger!
<Pulls Yknaps' finger>
S.B.D.
S.B.D.
{awakens from delirium-filled dreams to discover his nostril hairs smoldering} AUGH! My nose burns! What's that awful smell?
S.B.D.
Nose plungs. Berrrrry usebul.