Merry Chri
You get the idea.
Chocolate...
Lobster...
Three Bird Roast...
Christmas Pudding and Cream...
Alcohol...
BLARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fellow vomit-teers, here are your Christmas gifts.
Pukes up 6 baby bibs, two new cell phones, 6 rain suits and matching boots, several full bottles of Jack Daniels, and one fully loaded banquet table.
I was hoping somebody would give me a bib!
Ah! I've already put it to use!
spam nothing to see.....
Yum! I love spam. It makes
Hmmmm, looks like there's a thread I may have to visit soon.....
Hey, if you guys ever run out of... "material"... I've got plenty of ammunition available!
Thanks! I apprecia....
Too many candycanes.
That's to toast the New Year.
Drank too much on New Year's Eve....
Heaves dryly and coughs up 3 bottles of Jagermeister, 3 bottles of Rumplemintz, 3 bottles of Goldschlager, and 3 bottles of Everclear.
Coughs up 2 bottles of NyQuil and a large bottle of Listerine
What? Don't judge me, man.
Coughs up 2 bottles of NyQuil and a large bottle of Listerine
What? Don't judge me, man.
Now you're getting the of it.
WTF! Nothing came out this time. Am I loosing my touch?
Don't worry Duke. We all have off days....
Whew! For a minute there I thought this list was doomed to silence.
Now if i can muster up some .
:::Shuffling from his bowels, the D.O.D. unleashes an two pairs of cleats, a helmet with emblem marking it property of the Dallas Cowboys, a pair of binoculars, a functioning hot dog cart, and a fully loaded ATM machine:::
There we go. An ending football season to bring out the proper motivation...
Today looks like it's going to be spectacul
Yeah, I can't wait to see what comes up today.
DAT!
*applause*
A veritable masterpiece, Vomit Guy!
*applause*
Why thank you , my good vicar!
Caught the Norwalk virus that was funnnnnnnnnngggggggggggghhhhhheeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
I was hailing every 15 mins!
Sounds like fun!
SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRF!
HUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLL!
You couldn't throw in a few chunks, Vomit Guy?
I was at the Super Bowl yesterday. it was great. After the show, I on the fifty yarda line and discovered, three helmets with horseshoe emblem, one large Gatorade bucket filled with ice, one large digital camera marked the property of CBS, 200 ft of unused coaxl cable, one treasure chest marked the property of Blackbeard, and two dolphins from Sea World, Florida division. I returned the dolphins however.
Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
Why would we stop???
We love vomiting!
No Vicar, I was talking about something different. Why on Earth would I ever want to stop....
*applause*
Dude, seriously? Even here?
Hey! I found my thread in the archives. Couldn't let that continue...
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Hey! I found my thread in the archives. Couldn't let that continue...
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You know what I say to those archives?
Well said, Vicar....
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Doesn't anybody love me anymore?
BBBLLLLLAAARRRRRRCHHHHH
I'll always luv u master.... lick lick lick slurppppp Oooo a chunk!! Yum!