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Vomit Guy wrote:

Wow Duke! What have you been eating?

UUURRRRRRRRP!

I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.

BBBBBAAAAAA-RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::


Duke of Disgorge wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:

Wow Duke! What have you been eating?

UUURRRRRRRRP!

I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.

BBBBBAAAAAA-RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::

I can see why you're having a problem. One of those 2600 cassettes is the E.T. ga

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Bishop of Barf wrote:

I can see why you're having a problem. One of those 2600 cassettes is the E.T. ga

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

One could have been Raiders of the Lost Ark. Oh no. Elliot, Puppets, Barrymore, Spielberg, they make me wanna HHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLL!

:::vomits forth an empty whine bottle marked New Years 1979, a pair of skies, 30 feet of steel girders, the hat of Pope John Paul II and one cement mixer:::


Boy, that donut sure was tast....

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPH!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURPH!!


Bishop of Barf wrote:


BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"

Spoiler:
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:
Bishop of Barf wrote:


BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"

** spoiler omitted **

Thanks for the laugh...

SSSSSSSPEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!


MMMMmmmmmm.... Fatburger, grease, Mmmmmmm.


Is this thread stil oBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHH


Butterfrog wrote:
Is this thread stil oBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHH

Yep.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRFFF!


So, I was visiting Texas, and they've got great BBQ...

QUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF


Vomit Guy wrote:

So, I was visiting Texas, and they've got great BBQ...

QUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF

Was it as great coming up as it was going down?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLL!


What goes around, comes aBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Welcome back. You could use a

HHHHHHUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!


Went to a retirement party last ni....

...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!


Mr. Vomit Guy, sir: Have you considered releasing an instructional video series on projectile vomitting? I'm sure it would be a big hit.


Retirement party, big deal. I went to the buffet this morning.

Now I feel ssssssiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkkkk!

::heaves up a box of dinning utinsels, one fishing pole, one tackle box, a bucket of earthworms, and a pair of hunting cammies::


Good weekend...

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!


That sounds like a good one, Vomit Guy!

Spoiler:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFF!


I went to Nascar in Phoenix over the weekend. I tell you watching those drivers go around and around in a circle makes me want to HHHhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrlllllllll!

:::hurls outward two metric tons of desert sand, one dufflebag labeled property of ASU, one Phoenix Cardinals jersey, two live tortises, a four-prong saugaro cactus, and one road sign says "Welcome to Phoenix":::


HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRLLLL!

*vomits up a Thanksgiving turkey*

Hmm. That must have been last year's.


Ooh, I love Thanksgiving. I always eat so much that I spend the rest of the day.....

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!


Ooh, I love Thanksgiving. I always eat so much that I spend the rest of the day.....

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!


You loved it so much, you had to say it twice.

HUUUUUURRRRLLLLLLL!!!!!


I hope that I have not mentioned this story elsewhere. This thread makes me think of it.

Years ago I was in a dinner that was known for serving large portions. Near the cash register were authographed photos of various celebrities. I was seated too far away to make out any of the people in the pictures.

As I was leaving I got a good look at the photos. The one that stood out seemed ironic to me. It was

Spoiler:
Karen Carpenter
I stood there for a moment, scratching my head and at a loss for words.


Good STOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPH...

....story, dude.


Man, I love Thanksgivi....

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!


It was a good Thanksgi...

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

Is that spaghetti? We didn't have pasta...


I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving. Before I continue I just want to say PPPPLLLLLOOOOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

: Vomits forth four tomahawks, a teepee, one park table, a two gallon container of cranberry juice, one red box movie dispenser, one oxygen cannister used in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and the torn back leg of the "spider-man" float.

Belches loudly!

Shouldn't have had that cannister. Now I have gas.....


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:
Is that spaghetti? We didn't have pasta...

Mmmmm.....pasta

SPLOOOOORRRRRTCH!!!

BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLL!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!

UURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRG!!


Hmmm, looks like there are some threads I may have to visit soon....

SPLOOOORRRRRTCH!!!


RAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF! CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!

Sorry, this thread has been quiet for a while and I've been holding that in.

Yes, Vomit Guy, I think we may have to
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLL! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK!

Huh. I guess there was still a little left.

HAAAAAAKKK!

Okay, I think that was itBLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRPH!


Will there be a "Vomit Guy Christmas Special" this year? Oh, I do hope there will be!


BLEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Bill Lumberg wrote:
Will there be a "Vomit Guy Christmas Special" this year? Oh, I do hope there will be!

My favorite is Ru

DOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF******


Cardinal Chunder wrote:
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ooh! A new member!

Pleased to make your acquainFLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGG!


Cardinal Chunder wrote:
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Welcome to the paaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttty!

:::regurgitates one bankruptcy attorney, two shovels, one laptop marked Dell Inspiron 8100, four dog collars, and one DVD preview labeled AVATAR:::


SPLOOOOORRRRRRTCH!!

BLAAAAAAAAAARRRPH!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRLL!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRF!!

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPH!!


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:
Cardinal Chunder wrote:
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ooh! A new member!

Pleased to make your acquainFLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGG!

Glad to be herrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll


Welcome Cardinal Chunder.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!


Vomit Guy wrote:

SPLOOOOORRRRRRTCH!!

BLAAAAAAAAAARRRPH!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRLL!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRF!!

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPH!!

I agree. Some of these threads lately make me want to BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFF!


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:

SPLOOOOORRRRRRTCH!!

BLAAAAAAAAAARRRPH!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRLL!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRF!!

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPH!!

I agree. Some of these threads lately make me want to BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFF!

If figured one of you would have dived for the AVATAR dvd. Oh well.

BBBBBAAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!


By the prophets! This thread..., smells like stomach acid from the belly of a drunken camel.

Opens a few boxes of Arm and Hammer and flings baking powder everywhere. Heads towards the desert once more.


SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPH!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRL!!!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFF!!!

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRPH!!!


URP!

Hmmm...I must be feeling well today.


Bishop of Barf wrote:

URP!

Hmmm...I must be feeling well today.

How unforunaAAAAAAAAARRRRRRFFF!

The Exchange

EWWWWWWWWWWWW Whats that smell? Someone clean this mess up. Oh thats just so disgusting. The Jack's aren't this bad. Oh Wow. It's sticky too. Oh why did I come to this place. AUGH.


Crimson Jester wrote:
EWWWWWWWWWWWW Whats that smell? Someone clean this mess up. Oh thats just so disgusting. The Jack's aren't this bad. Oh Wow. It's sticky too. Oh why did I come to this place. AUGH.

Don't run off without leaving a GIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFTTT!


I'm visiting VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRginia.


Vomit Guy wrote:
I'm visiting VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRginia.

Have a pleasant time. I'm off to [biggerPPPPUUUUUUUKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE![/bigger]

vomits a 100 lb. bag of coal, two pick axes, a mining helmet with light, one gas mask, and several bits of civil war memorabilia.

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