GAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH...
Soooo many troll threads.....
....HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRK!!
Soooo many troll threads.....
....HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRK!!
Stay away from them and you won't
Why would I want to not.....
.....
Ah, I understand now. Puking on Trolls.
bump
Excuse me.
It rings true as much today as ever.
Damn, have I been busy......
Pukes on Hellknight
Sorry about that, do you need a moist towel?
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Ah piss off. We all...
...around here. It's what we do.
Permits? We don't need no stinking permits......
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!
Your permits appear to be in order. However, I cannot join you. The armor does not permit vomiting.
What would happen? Would it get trapped in there like if you threw up in an astronaut helmet? Would you drown?
That would be dying in the name of Vomit Guy, and your soul would know eternal regurgitative bliss.
We should all be so lucky.
Just because this week really deserves it.....
.....
I know, It's been a while. And we are slipping to the bottom of the list. Time to fix that.
Merry SPLOOOORRRTCH! and Happy New YAAAK!
Eight days without puke? That's gotta change. Happy New Year!
What can I say? I've been very...
....
I think Skyrim has cured me of my projectile vomiting. I can go on dates again.
......cured me of my projectile vomiting.
You poor bastard.
......cured me of my projectile vomiting.You poor bastard.
I was wrong.
Too chunky didn't read.
Wouldn't vomit guy have be a hurler /invomitable rager barbarian with the raging vitality feat to get the save dc against his vomit higher when raging a giant maggots is constitution based.
The answer is....
Since it seems to be going around.....
....
Spread the Churning, O Vomitous One!
Because someone, somewhere actually asked for it....
What the f---! I can spew harder than that...
Three weeks without a fresh pile of puke? That's gotta change.
Hmmmm....agreed. Things were way too quiet.....
.....
what's all this then?
This, my good man, is a celebration of all things SPLOORTCHity.
SPLOOOOORRRRTCH!
SSSSSPPLLLLLLLAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRR-GHH!
I'm in bed sick with the B-B-B-BBBLLLLAAAAAAAAARRRFF-F-S.
I'm beginning to suspect I'll be much needed in not-too-distant future....
Oooo, I just found my new PrC!
BLOOOOOOOOORF!
Seriously, I'd appreciate a warning before reading posts threads like that...
Ooooooo......I don't think lunch agreed with me.
Bacon?
Again, no puke for ten days. I will correct this now!
...Oh! It's you. Howdy. Nice weather we're having.
You missed a spot, Janitor.
*is the only clean thing in the thread*