Head butts the jester back to Spanky's thread.
5, I appreciate the reference, but you mind laying hands to the line before dinner gets away?
<Bulmahnaut #8 staggers up to #1>
Reporting for duty, shir. 2 and 4 told me to come up here.
<Chest salute misses>
*ulph* Why is the boat doin' this?
Welcome, #8.
We're in relatively calm seas...have you perhaps been drinking too much? You should know that Bulmahnauts are expected to hold large amounts of liquor without it impeding job performance.
They shaid it wash part of the inish...inish...shacred ritesh.
Hold on a minute, boss.
<Leans over the railing and lets out dinner, lunch, and yesterday's dinner>
Who's "they"?
2 and 4.
I feel better now. I'm ready to fight a Gorgon!
Great!
Help me pull this meaty shark in for the galley.
<Heaves the shark over the railing>
Whoo! That's one heavy shark!
Should yield some great steaks.
Begins carving it up to drain the blood and soak the steaks in salt water.
Jason at his Bulmahn-iest
KLTPZYXM!
Allow me to introduce myself, I am the scribe and chronicler of out noble journey. I also provide the musical entertainment and morale bonus.
Just don't ask me to fight any three-headed hounds of hell.
Huzzah!
The crew of the CORBOSSY waxeth strong! Welcome, brothers in...horns?
Damn, we're kicking even more ass now!
Okay boys, queue up. The steaks are grilled, hot, and delicious.
Begins serving up shark steaks.
mmmmm.....filet mignontaur.
Hey, there's another one!
Anybody got a clear shot at it?
Hello, chum!
Watches in slack-jawed disbelief at such unexpected Selachimorphic behavior.
Uh...fellas...not sure what we got ourselves here.
Grrrr!!!! I'll get him!
<Jumps into the water>
....vumvum.........
*Splash*
OK. Remember what you learned about sharks.
*Splash*
"Feed a fever, starve a shark." No that's not it.
*Splash*
"An apple a day keeps the shark away." Hmmm. No.
*Splash*
I remember.
<Punches shark on the nose>
vumvumvumvum.....
gwack!
"Now throw some salt in its eyes!"
Begins singing a jaunty little sea-shanty...
The sharks a-mouths were gapin'
'Twere wide as the domains of Iuz
'Twas an offer of flesh for the takin'
I ain't talkin' 'bout old Iggwilv!
Get 'em, 8!
Joins in singing 6 with his gravely basso.
No rithpekt I tell's ya!
Oh the Bulmahnity! That stupid shark got away.
<Climbs back aboard The Corbossy>
vumvumvumvum!!!
It's a carcaradon carcharias. It's a Great White
Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
I'm sorry if old virgin Lee was eaten by this jabbering shark, but we have ourselves to think of!
Long Live JASON and the CORBOSSY!
Starts thwacking shark with an oar.
Grabs another oar to assist in the thwacking.
"+2 to hit, boss!"
Anybody remember how Rage works now?
Hey, Bard, how 'bout eine kleine gebashing musik?
VUMVUMVUMVUMVUMVUMVUMVUM!BRORO!BRORORORO!VUMVUM!
no rithpekt! meeeeeeeeyah!!!
Hey boys, I just realized something: we've gotta get Jason to GenConOz, postpronto. Maybe we're going about this whole shark attack thing wrong.
Let's try to strap the thing here to the back of the boat, and all this thrashing can power the ship to Australia!
Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what we brung him.
Should we stick him with a few barrels?
all this strain's makin' me nauseous.
woobwoobwoobwoob!
Aw crap, it's the Fonz!
Well, the only humane thing to do would be to put him on ice in the galley, until the shark is feeling better and ready to eat again.
Watches the spray of the waves speed by.
Man, this shark is actually keeping a fantastic pace! It's nice to have a break from rowing.
woobwoobwoob!
Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.
Good work, 3!
And great idea!
Grrrrrrr!
WTF! Where the hell did all these borg fellas come from?
We have always been here...just in the closet.
Oh well, OK. I won't judge....