climbs back into the crow's nest
Where are we off to, anyway?
Sounds good, but I wouldn't mind finding a monster to slay. Maybe if we doo that, the Lord Jason would once again grace us with his prescence.
Mmmmm.......Lesbos
Yeah....olives.....
ZOMBIE ALERT!
STAMPEDE!
INGORE OPTION!
Naah, don't worry about that guy. He's good, just got lost....
Hmm.. what.. where are we?!?
I got really wasted last month and have been sleeping it off. Have I missed anything?
My loyal crew.. REPORT!
We've been pillage the shit out of stuff Lord Jason. And drinking. And slaying monsters.
Pillaging Eh... sounds like I have not missed much.
Carry on. I want my share!
calls down from the crows nest
Looks like we've got some kind of life raft off to port - seems to be made from empty pizza boxes. All the people on it appear to be very sad. Maybe we should pillage them out of their misery.
As he stacks up the share of Lord Jason's loot in front of the captain's quarters: I've been thinking, our fearless leader sure has to remain a positive person in his position, what with all the criticisms and complaints and whatnot. Leadership can sure be a burden.
Whoa, what's gonna happen to those folks in the raft you were talking about, #5? And are you sure those pizza boxes were empty?
Whoa, what's gonna happen to those folks in the raft you were talking about, #5? And are you sure those pizza boxes were empty?
burp
They are now.
That does it. Next time, YOU'RE picking up the take-out.
::Knocks on Capt's door::
Compliments from the ship's Dr., Cap'n. Here's that bottle of Everard's Black-Gut Curative you be wantin'.
Peel your eyes to yon maelstrom, boys! Do I see a dark figure, with face obscured, jumping a very large shark?
Dark figure? How did my ex-boss get in there?
You worked in a sweater factory?
Naah, I worked at a men's clothing store. Got fired after some poor bastard insisted on trying out a red suit, right in front of me.....
hands the Abyss-thing a plate of chicken wings
::Awakens::
Sniff, sniff...what is that smell?
Cool! The ship is alive!!! It's just like Knight Rider but on the water!
Pfft.
I was built and am captained by Lord Jason, not some washed-up drunk popular only in Germany.
Now hand down some of those chicken wings. And don't skimp on the hot sauce.
Mmmmm....chicken wings.
nudges the ship
Hey! Wake up!
I hope to be half as popular in Germany one of these days as the Hoff! Now to get back to the drunk part of that!
Der große Lord Jason ziert uns mit seiner Großartigkeit.
nudges the ship
Hey! Wake up!
Who-wha-?
Why, it's Lord Jason! Hey, Cap'n, when you pour out your next libation to Poseidon, remember to splash a little of the good stuff on the figurehead.
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What is it, Fiver? And why are you talking like an angry weirdo?
What is it, Fiver? And why are you talking like an angry weirdo?
I think the translator had a glitch.
Who is going to get my luggage? I am off for a coffee, anyone else want one?
Your all good, OK.
Luggage? LUGGAGE?!?
Waht do we look like, buddy, a friggin cruise ship? We're raiders, pillagers, and monster slayers - all in the name of the great Lord Jason. Don't make us go all china shop on you.
from the crow's nest, spots what could be a sea monster....or a wrecked ship....or an island.....or maybe just Chuck Norris
Pretty quiet around here? Maybe the Lord Jason will show up now that he's back from vacation.
Not sure, but we recently passed a little scoop filled with guys speaking spanish.