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I have learned something.
One cannot make plans for an evening of creative endeavors AND enjoy a meal that used to eat when they were half their age. Not only did the itis get me, I fell asleep on the couch and had to be woken up by my patient wife, who had to gently pry me away from my bespooned netbook.
It's pouring out, so I'm going to work now via bus...Oh, my stomach...cannot bear to look at food today..drinking nothing but tea.
What happened to the old thread with 20,000+ posts?
Mornin' All. Ugh...
I probably should've taken to bed earlier, but last night's Castle episode was worth it. Browncoats ride forever, baby! ;D
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Double Brain Fry to the Zombieman! I'm on fyah!At least my misery is making someone happy......
Hey I'm at work for 3-4 hours more than I am supposed to be (I still have another 1-2 hours of work left before I finish) and then have to start again in approximately 6 hours time to open the store...
I gotta take my fun where I can get it or I'll snap again like I did earlier in the night at one of the casuals... :/
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Nope, not gonna do it. Especially after the last time you and Moorluck ran up the page count.
It's nice to see someone other than myself have to wade through 50 bajillion pages for a change! ;)
Aww...
But this one is funny though... and we can't even get in trouble for it, Solnes will think it's funny too...EDIT: I suppose I should never say "we can't get in trouble for it"... that is just asking for it... :/
Around 5am is pretty quiet on the boards.... guess anyone with any sense is asleep.I am just waking up ... But then again I have no sense
Hey, Patrick. How are things going? Did you take you dog to the vet to find out about the tail biting?
So now that she's getting a kitten, does that mean I'll have more pussies in the house?
We were trying to help her name it last nite. You know, her new _______
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Aww.. but this one is funny though... and we can't even get in trouble for it, Solnes will think it's funny too...Nope, not gonna do it. Especially after the last time you and Moorluck ran up the page count.
It's nice to see someone other than myself have to wade through 50 bajillion pages for a change! ;)
Well with my two little girls sick, I doubt I will have time to run through it all either. I took them both to the doctor and the both have tonsilitis. What are the odds?
Hi, Flash and David and Emperor7.
Welcome to the boards, TwinDragons!
Mornin' All!
And ditto on the welcome to TwinDragons!
I have a great name but it's not fit for the boards. Use your imagination.So now that she's getting a kitten, does that mean I'll have more pussies in the house?We were trying to help her name it last nite. You know, her new _______
I find it humorous that we were helping to name, you know, IT.
Mine's named 'Hammer of the Oh Gods'.
I know, grade school humor, but isn't that what most of our stuff is?
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I have a great name but it's not fit for the boards. Use your imagination.So now that she's getting a kitten, does that mean I'll have more pussies in the house?We were trying to help her name it last nite. You know, her new _______I find it humorous that we were helping to name, you know, IT.
Mine's named 'Hammer of the Oh Gods'.
I know, grade school humor, but isn't that what most of our stuff is?
Mine's called 'Please can't you do it properly just once... please'
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Mine's called 'Please can't you do it properly just once... please'I have a great name but it's not fit for the boards. Use your imagination.So now that she's getting a kitten, does that mean I'll have more pussies in the house?We were trying to help her name it last nite. You know, her new _______I find it humorous that we were helping to name, you know, IT.
Mine's named 'Hammer of the Oh Gods'.
I know, grade school humor, but isn't that what most of our stuff is?
Mine is so far advanced it is beyond naming.
Mine's called 'Please can't you do it properly just once... please'I have a great name but it's not fit for the boards. Use your imagination.So now that she's getting a kitten, does that mean I'll have more pussies in the house?We were trying to help her name it last nite. You know, her new _______I find it humorous that we were helping to name, you know, IT.
Mine's named 'Hammer of the Oh Gods'.
I know, grade school humor, but isn't that what most of our stuff is?
Ya got to get her drunk enough. Then tell her the next morning how much she enjoyed it. Got me thru the first two years of marriage.
Mine is so far advanced it is beyond naming.
Thought you'd say, 'mine is so advanced my wife has to take a placement test to get some'.
Excellent!
Fixed it for you.Mine is so far advanced it is beyond naming.Thought you'd say, 'my wife's is so advanced I have to take a placement test to get some'.
Whatever you do, don't fail that test. You'll have to wait a year to retake it.
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Ya got to get her drunk enough. Then tell her the next morning how much she enjoyed it. Got me thru the first two years of marriage.Mine's called 'Please can't you do it properly just once... please'I have a great name but it's not fit for the boards. Use your imagination.So now that she's getting a kitten, does that mean I'll have more pussies in the house?We were trying to help her name it last nite. You know, her new _______I find it humorous that we were helping to name, you know, IT.
Mine's named 'Hammer of the Oh Gods'.
I know, grade school humor, but isn't that what most of our stuff is?
Getting her drunk enough is about the only times she does actually enjoy it... :/
They did a study in England and they found the secret to a happy marriage and the top of the page is to marry a woman who is smarter than you and at least five years younger than you.
Uh oh. How 'bout 1 out of 2? The wife's only 2 yrs younger, and we're 3 months away from 25 years. Should I give up now? Maybe it's just about if you're married to an English person?
Of course, I could sit and listen to the lilting tones of an English or Australian woman for hours.
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They did a study in England and they found the secret to a happy marriage and the top of the page is to marry a woman who is smarter than you and at least five years younger than you.Uh oh. How 'bout 1 out of 2? The wife's only 2 yrs younger, and we're 3 months away from 25 years. Should I give up now? Maybe it's just about if you're married to an English person?
Of course, I could sit and listen to the lilting tones of an English or Australian woman for hours.
Well you know the British were wrong about U.S. Independence and colonialism, so the is a margin of error.
Getting her drunk enough is about the only times she does actually enjoy it... :/
Wish I had a cure to offer. :(
Ugh. Still feel crappy. Must not drink when my sinuses are stuffed up. I had about half of a pina colada last night and even that small amount was enough to trigger the vertigo because of how stuffed up I am. :/
And very funny, flash and Moorluck. :)
Even if it did take a long time to read.
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Okay. Since I checked at about 9pm last night, there have been 6 pages on this thread. What did I miss?
Well Joanna as shocked to learn that she was not pregnant ith an alien baby. It was just her brother Frank's, who believes he is ethtar 143 the evil alien overlord. Meanwhile Sarah and Jo discoverd that they were the only recorded set of male and female identical twins in the world....