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Superman detains President and other senior Government Officials on behalf of World Court after War Crimes charges are bought in the Hague against USA.
"No one can hide from Justice!" says Superman who admits to using Superpowers to gather evidence on US Government at the request of the World Court.
- Who is Superman, Ethically?
- Does he support Representative Authoritarianism or a Consensus of all?
- Where does he stand on the plunder of third world resources by First World nations?
- How will this affect the the future of Superman the marketable product?
- Could you ever envision a situation where Superman could become the enemy of the United States simply because he is opposing less than ethical choices of the USA abroad?
{much super-antics snipped}
Well, if you haven't already, read The Dark Knight Returns graphic novel for a reasonable interpretation of how far Superman might take it. How the Flash ultimately chooses to do good is mentioned briefly, but also not-so-far-fetched.
And of course, you can Google for "super-d*ckery" (replace the '*' with an 'i') to uncover a treasure trove of Golden- & Silver-Age Superman using his powers to, well, act like a d*ck.
Then read Moore's The Watchmen for his take except using Dr. Manhatten.
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{much super-antics snipped}Well, if you haven't already, read The Dark Knight Returns graphic novel for a reasonable interpretation of how far Superman might take it. How the Flash ultimately chooses to do good is mentioned briefly, but also not-so-far-fetched.
And of course, you can Google for "super-d*ckery" (replace the '*' with an 'i') to uncover a treasure trove of Golden- & Silver-Age Superman using his powers to, well, act like a d*ck.
Then read Moore's The Watchmen for his take except using Dr. Manhatten.
In other news Secret Service are to be issued Kryptonite bullets.
Homework!!! Yay! Just so I dont get told to take lunch in the Playground...I dont play well with others.
In other news: Superman, attempting to right the many wrongs Humanity has perpetrated on each other has taken every person of European descent living outside of Europe and deposited them in their country of ancestral origin. He has also taken all folks of African and Asian ancestry and placed them back in their respective ancestral countries as well. Currently he is pondering rounding up all Europeans of Viking ancestry and deporting them to Denmark, Sweeden and Norway.
"The Vikings had no right to kill the indigent populations and set up their own cities on stolen land," He has been quoted as saying.
World leaders fear that this could lead to a Indo-European rollback, where most Europeans except the Basque and Sammi will be relocated eventually to central Asia.
FauxKnews: "With Phase One complete, in Phase Two, Supes plans to load entire Human Race back onto starships, and push them back to something called "the Twelve Colonies." An unnamed source has seen Supes in public arguing with two invisible companions --believed to be one male and female -- about God's will."
Hey Supe's.......put my left leg in Scotts Irishland, My right leg in Norway, and the remainder in Deutschland. There. My karma's all leveled.
UK Daily News: Young island-striding werewolf wishboned by Man of Steel. Says young Heathie "OOOOOOUCH! He has Kyptonian ice-weasels in his Arctic fortress!"
Caved in to peer pressure...The surprising thing for me about this thread is not the subject, but that yellowdingo finally has an avatar.
What made you crack?
But... You're yellowdingo! You don't cave in to peer pressure! You dart in, make a thread or two that's vaguely-insane-yet-thought-provoking, occasionally announce you're running for public office, then disappear back into the mists. This... this is just wrong.
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But... You're yellowdingo! You don't cave in to peer pressure! You dart in, make a thread or two that's vaguely-insane-yet-thought-provoking, occasionally announce you're running for public office, then disappear back into the mists. This... this is just wrong.Caved in to peer pressure...The surprising thing for me about this thread is not the subject, but that yellowdingo finally has an avatar.
What made you crack?
All right...i'll come clean: its a plot to make you think i'm warm and fuzzy.
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haha damn I thought my idea was original. It is funny becausr two nights ago I was actually thinking about superman and thinking that negative eenergy would be the quickest and most efficient way of killing him barring of course cryptonite.This just in Superman slain by a necromancer and raised as a mindless zombie.Again. But Marvel did it first. Or DC did. Or George Romero did.
Ahhh... but there was a story in Superman a few years ago where he went up against a vampire. Since the vampire's powers were based in 'magic', he was pretty weak against it. Then the vampire bit him to 'suck his blood' and turn him into a slave.
One problem, since Superman's retcon in the 90's, the official ruling is that Superman is basically a HUGE solar battery that sucks up solar energy, giving him is powers. The vamp was dusted as soon as Superman was bitten.