Corpse of Great Old One found off coast of Alaska ?

[Nasty Pajamas]

Defeating this evil must have been a great adventure!

Government officials called it a plant-like living substance. Yay, ignorance is bliss. Maybe Palins resignation had cult influences after all.

>>> Arctic Mystery: Identifying the Great Blob of Alaska

The battle goes on;

[yellowdingo]

"I was having lunch with Cthulu the other day and we got to talking about its plans for the Human race. Apparently you are all going to be used against the Elder Gods is an insideous plot to..."

Where was I? Ah yes. Nothing to see here. Its perfectly ordinary slime Defrosting from the Arctic Ice. All perfectly ordinary.

[Dragonsage47]

Dispatching a Cryptobotany Team from Miskatonic U to investigate the matter, and to determine if its suitable for ceaser or balsamic dressing

[Fruit Slaad]

Dragonsage47 wrote:

Dispatching a Cryptobotany Team from Miskatonic U to investigate the matter, and to determine if its suitable for ceaser or balsamic dressing

Hello? We're sending a slaad up to Alaska to teach the blob to defend itself from dretchings.

[Xabulba]

Finaly all my prancing around naked in the snow and sacrficing of sled dogs has paid off.

[Mr. Controversy]

Xabulba wrote:

Finaly all my prancing around naked in the snow and sacrficing of sled dogs has paid off.

You don't sacrifice anything else? I'd think lemmings would be easy... and LDS members... and Jehovah's witnesses... and rednecks... and hippies... and eskimos*... and Palinites... and politicians...

*I know they're called Inuits, and I'm not advocating in any way the sacrifice of the natives.

[Readerbreeder]

I, for one, welcome our new algal masters and wonder if they might not find Xabulba a suitable appetizer...

[Tensor]

A >picture< ?

[Zootcat]

Mr. Controversy wrote:

You don't sacrifice anything else? I'd think lemmings would be easy... and LDS members... and Jehovah's witnesses... and rednecks... and hippies... and eskimos*... and Palinites... and politicians...

The Paizo boards are my "third place." I really don't want to come here only to find that someone is throwing mud at me. Please be considerate of others. :)

[Mr. Controversy]

Zootcat wrote:

Mr. Controversy wrote:

You don't sacrifice anything else? I'd think lemmings would be easy... and LDS members... and Jehovah's witnesses... and rednecks... and hippies... and eskimos*... and Palinites... and politicians...

The Paizo boards are my "third place." I really don't want to come here only to find that someone is throwing mud at me. Please be considerate of others. :)

Whuh? I didn't say that... I think...

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Zootcat wrote:

Mr. Controversy wrote:

You don't sacrifice anything else? I'd think lemmings would be easy... and LDS members... and Jehovah's witnesses... and rednecks... and hippies... and eskimos*... and Palinites... and politicians...

The Paizo boards are my "third place." I really don't want to come here only to find that someone is throwing mud at me. Please be considerate of others. :)

Huh?

(I think that alias-Mr-Controversy was merely being ironic, parodying the type of controversy created by people who are a. trolls, or b. opinionated but well-meaning people.)

[yellowdingo]

Xabulba wrote:

Finaly all my prancing around naked in the snow and sacrficing of sled dogs has paid off.

Puppy Killer!

[Zootcat]

My apologies if I was being overly sensitive. :)

[Tensor]

yellowdingo wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

Finaly all my prancing around naked in the snow and sacrficing of sled dogs has paid off.

Puppy Killer!

What were you saying as you did this fantastic dance?

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Zootcat wrote:

My apologies if I was being overly sensitive. :)

You're fine, man. It's just that exchanges like that can be what start flamewars.

[Heathansson]

Who cares? C'thulhu's snot blob is creeping down the coast to eat a city. We're all hosed three ways to Hoboken.
Flame on, you crazy diamond.....flame on.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Actually, Hoboken is a fun town.

[Xabulba]

yellowdingo wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

Finaly all my prancing around naked in the snow and sacrficing of sled dogs has paid off.

Puppy Killer!

The puppies all looked like Heathansson though.

Tensor wrote:

What were you saying as you did this fantastic dance?

I was singing My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy songs, the great old one will wake up just to stop all the whining.

[Wellard]

Ah well it's certainly permissable to sacrifice Heathy-like puppies.. there aren't by any chance some poodles around that you could use as well are there..or ponies pehaps?

[Andrew Turner]

Great Old Ones cannot die. The frigid Alaskan waters have simply induced a state of suspended animation...

[Poodle Jack Slaad]

Tensor wrote:

A >picture< ?

Seeing as no one else has said it, I will.

Thanks for the pic.

[Gark the Goblin]

Zootcat wrote:

My apologies if I was being overly sensitive. :)

No problem, Mr. Controversy is around to create controversy. I wasn't quite sure which of those groups you were part of, because there were so many. Please don't listen to the rogue alias.

[Gark the Goblin]

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Tensor wrote:

A >picture< ?

Seeing as no one else has said it, I will.

Thanks for the pic.

I didn't actually look at it until now. I usually don't click pic links cause they lead to articles I feel obliged to read.

It looks pretty weird.

[Mr. Controversy]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Zootcat wrote:

My apologies if I was being overly sensitive. :)

No problem, Mr. Controversy is around to create controversy. I wasn't quite sure which of those groups you were part of, because there were so many. Please don't listen to the rogue alias.

Gark, you're an uptight SOB. Listen to me! I tell the truth!

[Zootcat]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

I wasn't quite sure which of those groups you were part of...

Lemmings.

Zootlemming hangs his head in shame. ;)

[Mr. Controversy]

Zootcat wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

I wasn't quite sure which of those groups you were part of...

Lemmings.

Zootlemming hangs his head in shame. ;)

Suspected as much.