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Stats:
Red Half-Dragon Green Half-Dragon Blue Half-Dragon Black Half-Dragon White Half-Dragon Hydra, 5-headed CR 8
Usually Neutral Diminutive Dragon
Init +6

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AC 41 FF 35 Touch 20
(+4 size, +6 Dex , +21 natural)
HD: 1
HP: 11 (1d12+5)
Fort +7 Ref +8 Will +0

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Speed 20ft, swim 20ft
Base Atk +1 Grp -1
Attack: 5 Bites +15 1d2+10
Full Attack: 5 Bites +15 1d2+10
Space 1 ft. (0 squares) Reach 0 ft. (0 squares)

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Abilities Str 31(+10) Dex 22(+6) Con 20(+5) Int 12(+1) Wis 10(+0) Cha 19(+4)
Stat Points Gained From Advancement: -1

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Total Feats: 1 + 1Bonus feat
Feats: Combat Reflexes, Combat ReflexesB

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Skill Points: 12
Skills: Listen+2.0, Sense Motive+2.0, Spot+2.0

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Gear:
Total Cost of Gear: 0gp

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Darkvision(Ex): 60ft
Scent(Ex): Scent lets a creature detect approaching enemies, sniff out hidden foes, and track by sense of smell.
Fast Healing(Ex): 15
Low-light Vision(Ex)
Breath Weapon 30ft cone of cold(Su): Reflex save DC 15(+0 HD, +0 Racial, +5 Con, +0 Feat) reduces damage by half.
A half-dragon's breath weapon deals 6d8 damage
Breath Weapon 60ft line of acid(Su): Reflex save DC 15(+0 HD, +0 Racial, +5 Con, +0 Feat) reduces damage by half.
A half-dragon's breath weapon deals 6d8 damage
Breath Weapon 60ft line of lightning(Su): Reflex save DC 15(+0 HD, +0 Racial, +5 Con, +0 Feat) reduces damage by half.
A half-dragon's breath weapon deals 6d8 damage
Breath Weapon 30ft cone of corrosive gas(acid)(Su): Reflex save DC 15(+0 HD, +0 Racial, +5 Con, +0 Feat) reduces damage by half.
A half-dragon's breath weapon deals 6d8 damage
Breath Weapon 30ft cone of fire(Su): Reflex save DC 15(+0 HD, +0 Racial, +5 Con, +0 Feat) reduces damage by half.
A half-dragon's breath weapon deals 6d8 damage


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Hold on - no predators in my pool (well - not that kind at least). The beach is just over those dunes - why don't you let the little guy do a little 'free-range' hunting? It would be better for it in the long run."

But it would only be for a little bit. We can have the 'Jaws' song playing and everything. Maybe some bets on how it takes for the little guy to kill the shark. And it doesn't have to be a big shark...


Slip and Slaad wrote:
** spoiler omitted **...

o.O

Best. Guard. Dog. Ever. :)


Slip and Slaad wrote:
But it would only be for a little bit. We can have the 'Jaws' song playing and everything. Maybe some bets on how it takes for the little guy to kill the shark. And it doesn't have to be a big shark...

He taps the table for a moment.

"Alright, alright. Wouldn't want the little guy getting swept out in a riptide or something. Give me a few minutes to clear the pool."

Goes and ropes off the pool and gets any stragglers out, then puts up several signs stating:

Pool closed for guard beast frolicking/feeding. No swimming allowed for the next hour. Sunbathing still encouraged - see Devlyn for your tanning oil needs (ladies only, please). Thanks, The Dark & Stormy Knights


lynora-Jill wrote:
Slip and Slaad wrote:
** spoiler omitted **...

o.O

Best. Guard. Dog. Ever. :)

*evil DM smile* And it's only CR 8....


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Pool closed for guard beast frolicking/feeding. No swimming allowed. Sunbathing still encouraged - see Devlyn for your tanning oil needs. Thanks, The Dark & Stormy Knights

*slides over changes sign*

Pool closed for guard beast frolicking/feeding. No swimming allowed. Sunbathing still encouraged - see Devlyn for your tanning oil needs. Thanks, The Dark & Stormy Knights.

P.S. Taking bets on Spike vs. Shark, please see Slip and Slaad.


Watches as a shark is lowered into the pool by crane. Not really sure where we got the crane.

Still cuddling her new pet.

I bet you're a hungry little guy, aren't you Spike? Well, that's okay. We're getting you some nice yummy sushi. It's even still swimming. Yeah, I bet you like that, don't you.


lynora-Jill wrote:

Watches as a shark is lowered into the pool by crane. Not really sure where we got the crane.

Still cuddling her new pet.

I bet you're a hungry little guy, aren't you Spike? Well, that's okay. We're getting you some nice yummy sushi. It's even still swimming. Yeah, I bet you like that, don't you.

Your going to make an alias, aren't you? :D


Dragonborn Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Watches as a shark is lowered into the pool by crane. Not really sure where we got the crane.

Still cuddling her new pet.

I bet you're a hungry little guy, aren't you Spike? Well, that's okay. We're getting you some nice yummy sushi. It's even still swimming. Yeah, I bet you like that, don't you.

Your going to make an alias, aren't you? :D

Well, sure. Gotta make sure that the tiny crazed hydra has a chance to rampage now and again. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:

Watches as a shark is lowered into the pool by crane. Not really sure where we got the crane.

Still cuddling her new pet.

I bet you're a hungry little guy, aren't you Spike? Well, that's okay. We're getting you some nice yummy sushi. It's even still swimming. Yeah, I bet you like that, don't you.

Devlyn made sure the additional buses had lots of optional extras. Can't be too prepared ;)


*wriggles out of LJ's arms and eagerly jumps into the pool*


"Oh, I hope Spike is gonna be okay...Oh."

*flinches and looks away*

Who knew sharks had so much blood in them.


lynora-Jill wrote:

"Oh, I hope Spike is gonna be okay...Oh."

*flinches and looks away*

Who knew sharks had so much blood in them.

*Puts on feeding-time theme music.*


lynora-Jill wrote:

"Oh, I hope Spike is gonna be okay...Oh."

*flinches and looks away*

Who knew sharks had so much blood in them.

"We're gonna need a bigger bucket of chlorine..."


*happily demolishes the shark like a little draconic piranha*

When there are no more bits of shark left to eat, Spike swims and frolics for a few minutes before climbing out of the pool and toddling back to LJ


*picks up Spike*

You're going to be such a good guard dog. Yes, you are. Oh, I bet you're feeling all nice and full now aren't you.


I think Spike needs to be in the Free Form game, sorta like the Eyrie's mascot. Or guard abomination, whichever works.


Spike the Hydra wrote:

*happily demolishes the shark like a little draconic piranha*

When there are no more bits of shark left to eat, Spike swims and frolics for a few minutes before climbing out of the pool and toddling back to LJ

All that is missing is *NOM NOM NOM*


lynora-Jill wrote:

*picks up Spike*

You're going to be such a good guard dog. Yes, you are. Oh, I bet you're feeling all nice and full now aren't you.

Devlyn looks in the pool, shakes his head and turns on the filtration & cleaning system Acme installed to get rid of what's left. He walks over to LJ and Spike.

"Well, if Spike can help me keep the rifraff out of our parties when he gets bigger, he's okay in my book. Welcome to the club, killer."


Dragonborn Jack wrote:
All that is missing is *NOM NOM NOM*

He ate it so fast there wasn't even time for *NOM NOM NOM* :P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

*picks up Spike*

You're going to be such a good guard dog. Yes, you are. Oh, I bet you're feeling all nice and full now aren't you.

Devlyn looks in the pool, shakes his head and turns on the filtration & cleaning system Acme installed to get rid of what's left. He walks over to LJ and Spike.

"Well, if Spike can help me keep the rifraff out of our parties when he gets bigger, he's okay in my book. Welcome to the club, killer."

Spike gurgles happily.


Dragonborn Jack wrote:
I think Spike needs to be in the Free Form game, sorta like the Eyrie's mascot. Or guard abomination, whichever works.

LOL. Yeah, Arielle could use a pet. And you can't get a girl like her a normal dog. :)


Spike the Hydra wrote:
Spike gurgles happily.

Devlyn chuckles, then, noting that his sign didn't work quite as intended, grabs up both poled net and underwater vaccuum to finish off any remaining chum in the waters before reopening the pool. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:
I think Spike needs to be in the Free Form game, sorta like the Eyrie's mascot. Or guard abomination, whichever works.
LOL. Yeah, Arielle could use a pet. And you can't get a girl like her a normal dog. :)

Immunity to lightning is always a perk if you're around her. Now he just needs an amulet to block that pesky sonic(thuder) damage.

Who would have thought I was an accomplished genetic engineer? I should open my own pet store...


Slip and Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:
I think Spike needs to be in the Free Form game, sorta like the Eyrie's mascot. Or guard abomination, whichever works.
LOL. Yeah, Arielle could use a pet. And you can't get a girl like her a normal dog. :)

Immunity to lightning is always a perk if you're around her. Now he just needs an amulet to block that pesky sonic(thuder) damage.

Who would have thought I was an accomplished genetic engineer? I should open my own pet store...

"Hmmm...."

'Slippy's Pet Plaza.'
'Roll-the-Dice Pets - You Never Know
What Your're Gonna Get!'
'Limbo Unlimited Pets - You Name It, We Make It!'

"I got nothing..." ;P


*radio*

Battle Update - The Jacks have launched smvrfs into the slaad thread.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

'Slippy's Pet Plaza.'

'Roll-the-Dice Pets - You Never Know What Your're Gonna Get!'
'Limbo Unlimited Pets - You Name It, We Make It!'

"I got nothing..." ;P

"Slippy's Little Shop of Horrors?"

"Slip and Slaad's Chaotic Pet Shop?"


Slip and Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

'Slippy's Pet Plaza.'

'Roll-the-Dice Pets - You Never Know What Your're Gonna Get!'
'Limbo Unlimited Pets - You Name It, We Make It!'

"I got nothing..." ;P

"Slippy's Little Shop of Horrors?"

"Slip and Slaad's Chaotic Pet Shop?"

"I'd choose either Roll-the-Dice Pets or Slippy's Little Shop of Horrors. But that's just me." :)


Hmm. The Shop of Horrors name might fail to accidentally lure in unsuspecting customers looking for a normal pet. All in what you're going for really.


You guys are missing a great war.


Jack Hammer wrote:
You guys are missing a great war.

I don't really do the whole war thing. Party girl, remember? I'm pretty much here for the between wars stuff.

But I bet Spike will be a really big help with that sort of thing when he gets bigger, won't you boy? That's right, who's my favorite crazy, homicidal pet? You are.


gurgle

*shoots line of acid*


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
You guys are missing a great war.

I don't really do the whole war thing. Party girl, remember? I'm pretty much here for the between wars stuff.

But I bet Spike will be a really big help with that sort of thing when he gets bigger, won't you boy? That's right, who's my favorite crazy, homicidal pet? You are.

How can you tell which head is a Jack and which is a Jill?


Bad Spike! No! No zotzing Jacks!

Sorry, hon. We're still working on the whole training thing.


Jack Hammer wrote:


How can you tell which head is a Jack and which is a Jill?

You can't yet. I'm really just guessing until it gets bigger.


lynora-Jill wrote:

Bad Spike! No! No zotzing Jacks!

Sorry, hon. We're still working on the whole training thing.

Hey. We can train Spike to do that to your bikini tops and cut that Borg dude out of a job!


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Bad Spike! No! No zotzing Jacks!

Sorry, hon. We're still working on the whole training thing.

Hey. We can train Spike to do that to your bikini tops and cut that Borg dude out of a job!

*rolls eyes*

Let's not.


*Peeks out of shop*
How does one usually tell the gender of Hydras? That was the base creature after all.
*goes back into shop*


Slip and Slaad wrote:

*Peeks out of shop*

How does one usually tell the gender of Hydras? That was the base creature after all.
*goes back into shop*

"Very carefully, and politely."

:)


*drapes itself across LJ's shoulder and yawns before settling down for a nap*


*Pushes cage out of shop*
Got his next meal. We won't need the pool, this one is a landwalker.

Should be interesting to see him use his breath weapons against my latest creation.

Notice it has no swim speed.

Stats:
Dire Shark CR 7
Always Neutral Huge Dire Animal
Init +2

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AC 17 FF 15 Touch 10
(-2 size, +2 Dex , +7 natural)
HD: 18
HP: 147 (18d8+66)
Fort +14 Ref +13 Will +12

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Speed 60ft
Base Atk +13 Grp +27
Full Attack: Bite +18 3d8+9
Space 15 ft. (3 squares) Reach 10 ft. (2 squares)

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Abilities Str 23(+6) Dex 15(+2) Con 17(+3) Int 1(-5) Wis 12(+1) Cha 10(+0)

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Total Feats: 7
Feats: Diehard, Improved Natural Attack(Bite), Toughness, Toughness, Toughness, Toughness, Weapon Focus(Bite)

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Skill Points: 21
Skills: Listen+8.0, Spot+8.0, Swim+13.0

I am also taking suggestions for possible creatures.
*goes back into shop*


"Get that Slaad a lab coat - it's going to be some wierd science today." :)

Time for my commute home- be back in an hour-ish ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:
I think Spike needs to be in the Free Form game, sorta like the Eyrie's mascot. Or guard abomination, whichever works.
LOL. Yeah, Arielle could use a pet. And you can't get a girl like her a normal dog. :)

I'll send one via whorl later.


*gets punted in from Slaad Thread*
Hey, I've never been here before. It's like a party! I brought my bongos!


dang hippeh wrote:

*gets punted in from Slaad Thread*

Hey, I've never been here before. It's like a party! I brought my bongos!

*wakes up and breathes fire and electricity at the intruder*


What a good little watch hydra! Good Spike.


Slip and Slaad wrote:

*Pushes cage out of shop*

Got his next meal. We won't need the pool, this one is a landwalker.

Should be interesting to see him use his breath weapons against my latest creation.

Notice it has no swim speed.

** spoiler omitted **

I am also taking suggestions for possible creatures.
*goes back into shop*

Ummm. I think that one might be a little much for Spike. And I really wouldn't want him to get hurt.


Spike the Hydra wrote:
dang hippeh wrote:

*gets punted in from Slaad Thread*

Hey, I've never been here before. It's like a party! I brought my bongos!
*wakes up and breathes fire and electricity at the intruder*

We should make up campaign buttons that say 'I Like Spike'


Jack Hammer wrote:
Spike the Hydra wrote:
dang hippeh wrote:

*gets punted in from Slaad Thread*

Hey, I've never been here before. It's like a party! I brought my bongos!
*wakes up and breathes fire and electricity at the intruder*
We should make up campaign buttons that say 'I Like Spike'

Sounds like a good idea to me. :)


I suppose this is as good a thread to die in as any other that I've died in...

*dies*

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