... searching ...
... searching ...
... searching for next target ...
... prepairing to fire ...
Serafina, reclining on a chaise, suddenly feels a breeze. She looks down to find herself naked.
Oh come on! I just replaced that bikini!
Swears then settles back down on the chaise next to Alaina
How do you hang out with these Jacks?
Alaina smiles as she sits up and rubs some oil on Serafina to prevent any burning of newly-revealed parts
They're a bit perverted, and drunk, and crass, but their hearts are in the right place and they kinda grow on you after a while..
"My my - such a ringing endorsement," Devlyn chuckles as he walks by, dropping off a towel for Serafina.
"And, just for Rio's sake, make sure you're a bit more demurely dressed when he comes to, or we're going to need a cleric for him," he says with a wink.
This drone takes a position to insure that any of the HAWT females present are most certainly not more demurely dressed when anyone regains conciousness here.
In this case, Resistance is FUTILE!
"SD8 - has that ray of yours got a setting to clean up nosebleeds? The ladies aren't too keen on the sight of blood spattered around their pool, neh?"
"SD8 - has that ray of yours got a setting to clean up nosebleeds? The ladies aren't too keen on the sight of blood spattered around their pool, neh?"
Then we should hope that no pirates...err, thieves or peasants show up. We Jacks ain't too gentle when we throw 'em out.
Besides, some of our Jills are more violent than the Jacks.
Exits the limo
Good tequila. That bikini disappeared in a blink of an eye. Need to order more. Tequila that is.
"SD8 - has that ray of yours got a setting to clean up nosebleeds? The ladies aren't too keen on the sight of blood spattered around their pool, neh?"Then we should hope that no pirates...err, thieves or peasants show up. We Jacks ain't too gentle when we throw 'em out.
Besides, some of our Jills are more violent than the Jacks.
"I understand that. I just don't want the smell to turn off any potential 'new arrivals', if you know what I mean. As long as we can clean up the mess, it's all good."
"Guess I've been lucky to dodge the bullet on those particular Jills then. Good to know though!" ;)
Exits the limo
Good tequila. That bikini disappeared in a blink of an eye. Need to order more.
"I'm sure. Sorry you missed the pool-fest earlier, but I think you'll be happy with the recordings we made for...posterity's sake."
*groans*
Oh, too much tequila.
Goes searching through the limo until she finds where she hid her stuff. Puts on some lipstick of sobriety.
Oh, that's better. No more icky headache.
Dons one of her new bikinis and heads outside.
Good morning.
*stretches*
"I'm sure. Sorry you missed the pool-fest earlier, but I think you'll be happy with the recordings we made for...posterity's sake."Exits the limo
Good tequila. That bikini disappeared in a blink of an eye. Need to order more.
Maybe Panama included a home theater in his renovation project?
*groans*
Oh, too much tequila.
Goes searching through the limo until she finds where she hid her stuff. Puts on some lipstick of sobriety.
Oh, that's better. No more icky headache.
Dons one of her new bikinis and heads outside.
Good morning.
*stretches*
I like it when does that.
Morning, Sunshine.
Maybe Panama included a home theater in his renovation project?"I'm sure. Sorry you missed the pool-fest earlier, but I think you'll be happy with the recordings we made for...posterity's sake."Exits the limo
Good tequila. That bikini disappeared in a blink of an eye. Need to order more.
"Oh - that's what that new limo bus is for," pointing over to another of the large vehicles. "We haven't had a chance to test it out yet, but it's supposed to have the latest in digital sight and sound. I figured we'd need it if we were going to be staying mobile."
"Oh - that's what that new limo bus is for," pointing over to another of the large vehicles. "We haven't had a chance to test it out yet, but it's supposed to have the latest in digital sight and sound. I figured we'd need it if we were going to be staying mobile."Maybe Panama included a home theater in his renovation project?"I'm sure. Sorry you missed the pool-fest earlier, but I think you'll be happy with the recordings we made for...posterity's sake."Exits the limo
Good tequila. That bikini disappeared in a blink of an eye. Need to order more.
Cool! Speaking of mobile, I guess I need to order some new tires, before the lawn looks to much like a trailer park. Has anyone seen my laptop?
"Pancakes and coffee, please, Acme," she says sitting down at the bar.
She waves to Alaina and Serafina.
Cool! Speaking of mobile, I guess I need to order some new tires, before the lawn looks to much like a trailer park. Has anyone seen my laptop?
It's in the limo. Right where you left it. Sort of. I, um, had to borrow it yesterday.
It's in the limo. Right where you left it. Sort of. I, um, had to borrow it yesterday.
Cool! Speaking of mobile, I guess I need to order some new tires, before the lawn looks to much like a trailer park. Has anyone seen my laptop?
...borrow it? You didn't erase those video clips I was editing, did you?
Chokes slightly on his coffee trying not to laugh.
"I'll be on lifeguard duty if anybody needs me," Devlyn says with a barely concealed grin as he heads back over to the pool to keep an eye out for things :D
...borrow it? You didn't erase those video clips I was editing, did you?It's in the limo. Right where you left it. Sort of. I, um, had to borrow it yesterday.
Cool! Speaking of mobile, I guess I need to order some new tires, before the lawn looks to much like a trailer park. Has anyone seen my laptop?
No, I didn't touch those. I just had to do a little shopping. Since my clothes keep getting stolen, cut up, and disintegrated.
*groans*
Oh, too much tequila.
Goes searching through the limo until she finds where she hid her stuff. Puts on some lipstick of sobriety.
Oh, that's better. No more icky headache.
Dons one of her new bikinis and heads outside.
Good morning.
*stretches*
... searching ...
... searching ...
Eek!
Oh, come on! You couldn't even let me finish eating breakfast first?
Turns back to JH.
You see what I mean? I really needed to buy some new clothes. I just wish they lasted more than five minutes.
No, I didn't touch those. I just had to do a little shopping. Since my clothes keep getting stolen, cut up, and disintegrated....borrow it? You didn't erase those video clips I was editing, did you?It's in the limo. Right where you left it. Sort of. I, um, had to borrow it yesterday.
Cool! Speaking of mobile, I guess I need to order some new tires, before the lawn looks to much like a trailer park. Has anyone seen my laptop?
Looks around
New clothes for everyone?
...as long as you didn't max it out...
Looks around
New clothes for everyone?
...as long as you didn't max it out...
Silly. Not for everyone. I bought clothes for me. And a bikini for Serafina. And ordered some special not-so-destructible bikinis for just a few of us.
Er, what was your limit again?
Looks around
New clothes for everyone?
...as long as you didn't max it out...
"Relax. The nymphs and dryads aren't too worried about their clothes being gone. At least if the last day's been any indicator..." he says as a couple of them saunter by, to his iminent distraction.
"Where was I? Oh right." Resumes patrol, twirling whistle on one finger.
Finds his laptop and heads to the Acme Tire site. Tries to order 16 new tires and his credit card is declined.
Guess I'll have to use the card I took off that last thief.
completes order. An hour later Acme services show up and replaces the tires.
Anyone up for a game of poodle ping-pong?
Anyone up for a game of poodle ping-pong?
"I thought we left all of them behind when we left the clubhouse."
Finishing her breakfast, LJ goes over to one of the deck chairs. She applies some tanning oil, getting Alaina to help her with the spots she couldn't reach, and lays back to soak in the sunshine.
Well, at least I won't have to worry about tan lines.
Finishing her breakfast, LJ goes over to one of the deck chairs. She applies some tanning oil, getting Alaina to help her with the spots she couldn't reach, and lays back to soak in the sunshine.
Well, at least I won't have to worry about tan lines.
"True - they are terrible things to bear. At least you don't have that burden on your shoulders here," he says with a chuckle (then catches the bottle of tanning oil most likely thrown at him as it comes wheeling in. :)
That's an advantage we Jacks have over the Jills. Our skin is always nicely bronzed.
That's an advantage we Jacks have over the Jills. Our skin is always nicely bronzed.
"More tanning oil for the Jills then. That works out well," as he pockets the bottle just in case anyone runs out.
That's an advantage we Jacks have over the Jills. Our skin is always nicely bronzed."More tanning oil for the Jills then. That works out well," as he pockets the bottle just in case anyone runs out.
5W-30? That's what we Jacks use.
5W-30? That's what we Jacks use.That's an advantage we Jacks have over the Jills. Our skin is always nicely bronzed."More tanning oil for the Jills then. That works out well," as he pockets the bottle just in case anyone runs out.
"So that's why that bottle felt so heavy. No wonder..." as he pulls the bottle back out and stores it in one of the bus compartments.
Devlyn snaps his fingers as he remembers his message.
"I forgot to tell you earlier, LJ - Ambrosia had to cut out for a while to take care of some project or another. Told me to tell you she says 'Hi'. I think you have another fan," he says with a laugh as he checks the pool for any unattended bathing suits in need of rescue - or fey, for that matter. :D
Devlyn snaps his fingers as he remembers his message.
"I forgot to tell you earlier, LJ - Ambrosia had to cut out for a while to take care of some project or another. Told me to tell you she says 'Hi'. I think you have another fan," he says with a laugh as he checks the pool for any unattended bathing suits in need of rescue - or fey, for that matter. :D
Okay. I was wondering where she went. What do you mean another fan? she asks confused.
Okay. I was wondering where she went. What do you mean another fan? she asks confused.Devlyn snaps his fingers as he remembers his message.
"I forgot to tell you earlier, LJ - Ambrosia had to cut out for a while to take care of some project or another. Told me to tell you she says 'Hi'. I think you have another fan," he says with a laugh as he checks the pool for any unattended bathing suits in need of rescue - or fey, for that matter. :D
"I think she likes...wondrous variety, shall we say. Like PoD and El-Lina seem to," he calls back as he fishes some unused floating mats out of the pool.
"I think she likes...wondrous variety, shall we say. Like PoD and El-Lina seem to," he calls back as he fishes some unused floating mats out of the pool.
Okay. I was wondering where she went. What do you mean another fan? she asks confused.
Oh.
*blushes. a lot.*
Ummm, I think it's time for a swim.
*jumps in the pool*
"Speaking of...I wonder where those two wandered off to. Probably went somewhere with the celestial triplets. Ah well," he chuckles to himself as he clears the mats for LJ's impromptu swim.
Jacks, all testosterone and chrome.
Testostechrome.
Jacks, all testosterone and chrome.Testostechrome.
We need to trademark that, and fast... :)
"Aw crap. Cleanup on Row 5! Acme, where are you?" as Devlyn picks up the unconscious Rio and plops him in a chair. Making sure that he's just out cold, he heads back over to the bar.*anime nosebleeding, faints*I like the pink skulls, although the top is a little snug.
Adjusts bikini top
We need to trademark that, and fast... :)Jacks, all testosterone and chrome.Testostechrome.
"Aw crap. Cleanup on Row 5! Acme, where are you?" as Devlyn picks up the unconscious Rio and plops him in a chair. Making sure that he's just out cold, he heads back over to the bar.*anime nosebleeding, faints*I like the pink skulls, although the top is a little snug.
Adjusts bikini top
Testostechrome™. The Jacks got it, everyone wants it.
Testostechrome™. The Jacks got it, everyone wants it.
Testostechrome™. The Jacks got it, everyone wants it.
"Poor kid..." Devlyn says, shaking his head as Rio flies through the omniportal.
Testostechrome™. The Jacks got it, everyone wants it.
"We need to get shirts with that on it. For official functions and stuff. Yeah..." :)
Testostechrome™. The Jacks got it, everyone wants it."We need to get shirts with that on it. For official functions and stuff. Yeah..." :)
t-shirts...hmmm...