*replaces all the scrable counters with symbols of pain*
ulgulanoth wrote: *replaces all the scrable counters with symbols of pain* How many points are they worth?
7...+5...+3...+...aaaaargggg...15?
Thank Ygorl for Spell Resistance.
What do all of you think of a nice summer cookout?
Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.
Celestial Follower wrote: Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.
I was thinking we could throw some heretics on the grill.
Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.
I was thinking we could throw some heretics on the grill. Huh. I thought for sure this would get a shocked admonishment from somebody...
Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.
I was thinking we could throw some heretics on the grill. Huh. I thought for sure this would get a shocked admonishment from somebody... Tacit agreement is even better!
Let the bonfire begin!
Celestial Follower wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.
I was thinking we could throw some heretics on the grill. Huh. I thought for sure this would get a shocked admonishment from somebody... Tacit agreement is even better!
Let the bonfire begin! *lights the grill telekinetically*
Awesome!
*starts marinating the heretics*
(rolls through with caution)
*snags eyeball with telekinesis*
Excellent, marinade.
*squeezes over the grill*
Should we have some slaads on the side? Maybe a nice garden slaad or macaroni slaad?
How about a garden Macarena slaad?
*Puts down tiles, eyes closed shut*
MUZJIKS--A Russian peasant.
I think Angel Fish is cheating again.
That's okay - I just want to get to this barbecue.
*grabs cosmo's wandering eye*
I see Angel Fish is doing better. And he's back to form, the scamp!
Hey, Grabby, you got a torch? This bonfire's not gonna start itself. That, and we need to get some heretics.
I thought we had heretics in the freezer. Where can we get some more?
Celestial Follower wrote: Hey, Grabby, you got a torch? This bonfire's not gonna start itself. Energy Ray. *lights bonfire*
Celestial Healer wrote: I thought we had heretics in the freezer. Where can we get some more? The Civil religion thread seems to be full of it.
I don't care what Celestial Healer says, that f~$*ing shit is f&+$ing funny.
How the f$*@ did I end up here?
Awwww, he's cute! Can we keep him?
Celestial Follower wrote: Awwww, he's cute! Can we keep him? Only if you're willing to feed him and clean up after him.
Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: Awwww, he's cute! Can we keep him? Only if you're willing to feed him and clean up after him. <Looks over at the remains of a cat, dog, and pony>
You f+*$ing bet I can do that.
Yay! I'm going to call you Sparky!
Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote: What the f#%&?!!?!? Curses like a Jack. I like him.
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote: What the f#%&?!!?!? Curses like a Jack. I like him. Are you the heretic we're supposed to be grilling?
Celestial Healer wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote: What the f#%&?!!?!? Curses like a Jack. I like him. Are you the heretic we're supposed to be grilling? Yeah, probably.
Celestial Healer wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote: What the f#%&?!!?!? Curses like a Jack. I like him. Are you the heretic we're supposed to be grilling? Oh? We get to grill shit here? Sign me the f~@# up!
Get that f$!*ing collar away from me, freak!
But it has your name, "F%~!ing Sparky," on it...
Celestial Follower wrote: But it has your name, "f~##ing Sparky," on it... Who wants to f~## Sparky 'cause that sh@!# is real weird man.
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: But it has your name, "f~##ing Sparky," on it... Who wants to f~## Sparky 'cause that sh@!# is real weird man. Hooray! More heretics!
Am I still in the f++!ing slaad thread? You all suck cocks!
My. That Shanky has an interesting vocabulary. We Celestial usually operate on a more of a Ned Flanders level.
Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote: Am I still in the f~&~ing slaad thread? You all suck c~%~%! No you're not, I'm simply visiting.
I ain't no Hera'Tic, ya dang Hippee!!
hippee? thats worse than a heretic!
They all need to be converted, that's all.
Shivving some f&$~ing hippies...now that's something I can get behind!
Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote: Shivving some f!#&ing hippies...now that's something I can get behind! See? If only we had all that level of enthusiasm, the world would be a far more Celestial place!
<Walks in carrying a rocket launcher>
OK boss, I'm ready. Now which way do these nuclear rockets go in the tube?
Celestial Follower wrote: <Walks in carrying a rocket launcher>
OK boss, I'm ready. Now which way do these nuclear rockets go in the tube?
Watch where you're pointing that thing.
Did anybody do any proselytizing at PaizoCon?
I was unfortunately otherwise occupied, nnnooooo.
Though that changes little...
Are those grilled heretics ready yet?
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