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Dark Archive

*replaces all the scrable counters with symbols of pain*

Silver Crusade

ulgulanoth wrote:
*replaces all the scrable counters with symbols of pain*

How many points are they worth?

Dark Archive

7...+5...+3...+...aaaaargggg...15?


Thank Ygorl for Spell Resistance.

Silver Crusade

What do all of you think of a nice summer cookout?


Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.

I was thinking we could throw some heretics on the grill.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.

I was thinking we could throw some heretics on the grill.

Huh. I thought for sure this would get a shocked admonishment from somebody...


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.

I was thinking we could throw some heretics on the grill.
Huh. I thought for sure this would get a shocked admonishment from somebody...

Tacit agreement is even better!

Let the bonfire begin!


Celestial Follower wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

Well, the deep fryer wants to burn more things, so we're up for it.

I was thinking we could throw some heretics on the grill.
Huh. I thought for sure this would get a shocked admonishment from somebody...

Tacit agreement is even better!

Let the bonfire begin!

*lights the grill telekinetically*

Silver Crusade

Awesome!

*starts marinating the heretics*


(rolls through with caution)


*snags eyeball with telekinesis*

Excellent, marinade.

*squeezes over the grill*

Silver Crusade

Should we have some slaads on the side? Maybe a nice garden slaad or macaroni slaad?


How about a garden Macarena slaad?


Hey...


*Puts down tiles, eyes closed shut*
MUZJIKS--A Russian peasant.

Silver Crusade

I think Angel Fish is cheating again.

That's okay - I just want to get to this barbecue.


(rolls through)

Dark Archive

*grabs cosmo's wandering eye*


I see Angel Fish is doing better. And he's back to form, the scamp!

Hey, Grabby, you got a torch? This bonfire's not gonna start itself. That, and we need to get some heretics.

Silver Crusade

I thought we had heretics in the freezer. Where can we get some more?


Celestial Follower wrote:
Hey, Grabby, you got a torch? This bonfire's not gonna start itself.

Energy Ray. *lights bonfire*

The Exchange

Celestial Healer wrote:
I thought we had heretics in the freezer. Where can we get some more?

The Civil religion thread seems to be full of it.


I don't care what Celestial Healer says, that f~$*ing shit is f&+$ing funny.

How the f$*@ did I end up here?


Awwww, he's cute! Can we keep him?

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:
Awwww, he's cute! Can we keep him?

Only if you're willing to feed him and clean up after him.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Awwww, he's cute! Can we keep him?
Only if you're willing to feed him and clean up after him.

<Looks over at the remains of a cat, dog, and pony>

You f+*$ing bet I can do that.

Yay! I'm going to call you Sparky!


What the f+#+?!!?!?


Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
What the f#%&?!!?!?

Curses like a Jack. I like him.

Silver Crusade

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
What the f#%&?!!?!?
Curses like a Jack. I like him.

Are you the heretic we're supposed to be grilling?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
What the f#%&?!!?!?
Curses like a Jack. I like him.
Are you the heretic we're supposed to be grilling?

Yeah, probably.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
What the f#%&?!!?!?
Curses like a Jack. I like him.
Are you the heretic we're supposed to be grilling?

Oh? We get to grill shit here? Sign me the f~@# up!

Get that f$!*ing collar away from me, freak!


But it has your name, "F%~!ing Sparky," on it...


Celestial Follower wrote:
But it has your name, "f~##ing Sparky," on it...

Who wants to f~## Sparky 'cause that sh@!# is real weird man.


(does a somersault)


CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
But it has your name, "f~##ing Sparky," on it...
Who wants to f~## Sparky 'cause that sh@!# is real weird man.

Hooray! More heretics!


Am I still in the f++!ing slaad thread? You all suck cocks!

Silver Crusade

My. That Shanky has an interesting vocabulary. We Celestial usually operate on a more of a Ned Flanders level.


Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
Am I still in the f~&~ing slaad thread? You all suck c~%~%!

No you're not, I'm simply visiting.


I ain't no Hera'Tic, ya dang Hippee!!

Dark Archive

hippee? thats worse than a heretic!

Silver Crusade

They all need to be converted, that's all.


Shivving some f&$~ing hippies...now that's something I can get behind!

Silver Crusade

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
Shivving some f!#&ing hippies...now that's something I can get behind!

See? If only we had all that level of enthusiasm, the world would be a far more Celestial place!


<Walks in carrying a rocket launcher>

OK boss, I'm ready. Now which way do these nuclear rockets go in the tube?

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

<Walks in carrying a rocket launcher>

OK boss, I'm ready. Now which way do these nuclear rockets go in the tube?

Watch where you're pointing that thing.

Silver Crusade

Did anybody do any proselytizing at PaizoCon?


I was unfortunately otherwise occupied, nnnooooo.

Though that changes little...

Silver Crusade

Are those grilled heretics ready yet?

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